The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 09, 2025

Might be interesting.

Oh come on now. You have to lift the seat, too, and plunge down into the bowl.

You can tell he’s not a “real” plumber. Not even a hint of a ‘moon’ to be seen.

Still less disgusting than the “Birth a Foal” game.

Mario made a butt load of money off the games and now has plenty of leisure time.

New world record! Six toilets in six seconds!

Mario’s son, Tomas, tests the Butta Version of a knock-off game.

How about making a Whack A Mole for the less intelligent among us? It would only have one hole.

I love the way the two clowns either side are staring at him as if they’re taking part in something intellectually superior like chess!

XoD

I thought college football was over.

So what’s in the bowl? The Ty-D-Bol Man or…eww.

I thought they were coming out with a “Whack a Nuclear Warhead” game?

He plunges with great aplumb.

Training camp.

Guy on far right doesn’t have enough bags of garlic and hot peppers, otherwise, on the right track.

Another cheap Larson imitation

I would hate to see what`s popping up out of that game.

Back when low-flow toilets were being mandated (and cursed at), I recall an article about how the manufacturers were using oatmeal as the payload for testing their performance. Oatmeal was perfect because it was cheap and could be made in any consistency from brick-like to loosey-goosey.

Enjoy your breakfast…

The real Whack-a-Mole has a critter pop up in a random hole. I don’t want to think about this new one!

An aaarrrgghcade.

um, k

OK, pardon my naïvete, but I thot that “whack-a-mole” was just a silliness made up as a joke. You mean to tell me that there really were (or maybe even are) “games” like this? If so, what’s supposed to be the payoff? Simple satisfaction? Do you have to beat a high score? Are there lights and bells when you connect? Do you get to keep what you kill? What?

You’d be surprised, those brown snakes can be trickier than moles.

They should do one called “Whack your Boss”, provide a theraputic release of pain.

this is just plumb dumb…

He is plumbing the depths of that game.

Another pops up after each plunge?

I never played Whack a Mole. I always felt sorry for the moles …