Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 2020

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Great commentary on the not so greatest country on earth.

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    boydpercy Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 4 years ago

    TDB speaks the truth again.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Us mericans is too smart for them aliens

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    kaffekup   about 4 years ago

    “Quick! Pass a bill offering free Roundup to everyone who will spray it on the flowers libs want everyone to use! Well give them ‘Flower Power’!”

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 4 years ago

    “The fools! They cut their own throats!”

    An actual quote from the 1953 movie version of War of the Worlds.

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    jvo  about 4 years ago

    Not just Americans, they are everywhere. Only, most places they are not encouraged anywhere near as much.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I guess a US controlled by aliens would be be even more dangerous to the rest of the world despite its flower power than the US controlled by humans(?) has been.

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    Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Send in secret special do it all with his college buddies Kushner……just like how he saved us from the Covid for sure he can defeat these attackers.

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    ChristopherLyons  about 4 years ago

    Man, the Americans in this alternate universe are dumb!

    Thankfully, not so dumb in this one.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/news/504688-nearly-90-percent-of-americans-say-they-are-wearing-masks-in-public-as

    Well, thank God for the Germans, 100% of whom happily embraced the necessity of masks.

    https://www.thelocal.de/20200706/why-a-row-has-broken-out-in-germany-over-face-masks-coronavirus

    Tom, sometimes you bug me.

    ;)

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    Whatcouldgowrong  about 4 years ago

    America, land of the circular firing squad.

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    zenguyuno  about 4 years ago

    What does “Ali-planned” mean?

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    steverinoCT  about 4 years ago

    Paul Krugman was there… and he has been proven wrong, in one sense: https://business.time.com/2011/08/16/paul-krugman-an-alien-invasion-could-fix-the-economy/

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    Masterskrain  about 4 years ago

    Terrifyingly ACCURATE!!!!

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    WaitingMan  about 4 years ago

    Want to defeat covid-19 in America? Simple. Complete national shutdown, starting immediately. Except for essential workers, no exceptions. How many more thousands must die before we realize this simple fact?

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    sixam  about 4 years ago

    China wants Americans to have flowers. That is why they are sending them free seeds in the mail.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Very well put!

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    comixbomix  about 4 years ago

    Or, we could simply stop capitalizing our cities…?

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    Aaronious  about 4 years ago

    Having Orange#45 flashing “white power” is a great detail.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Today’s Non Sequitur is a nice accompaniment to today’s TtDB.

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    Boomer with a view  about 4 years ago

    My kid ain’t goin back to skool if their are flours there!

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    Zontar from Venus  about 4 years ago

    Ha! I love this. Great job Ruben.

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    scottartist creator about 4 years ago

    Sums it up.

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    mattro65  about 4 years ago

    “I ain’t no damn hippie and I’d rather die than wear a flower!” Okay by me.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    No one puts a better face on America’s coronavirus ignorance than Louie Gohmert!

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    To sightly paraphrase e.e.cummings:

    America i love you because

    when you’re hard up you pawn your

    intelligence to buy a vote and when

    you’re flush pride keeps

    you from the pawn shop and

    because you are continually committing

    atrocities but more

    especially in your own white house

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 years ago

    Please don’t stop me if you’ve already read my song parody somewhere or other before, but it’s about as relevant now as when I wrote the dang thing! [with insincere apologies to Cole Porter]

    Clorox your COVID

    Start bleaching it now

    Clorox your COVID

    And your innards you will wow!

    If you’re having bad luck with infection

    Give yourself a quick Lysol injection

    If you get no results from your bleach sprays

    Try an enormous dose of UV rays

    If COVID continues to harry ya

    Try a drug that is meant for malaria!

    Clorox your COVID

    And you’ll drop like the Dow!

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    gmadoll789 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Should really be flagged as ‘fiction.’ Just in case…

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    Super Fly  about 4 years ago

    Sadly, this is US.

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    jpozenel  about 4 years ago

    He foresaw this happening!

    Why did you think he wanted a “Space Force”?

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    webunkn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And just like that, with the wave of a pen, those who study viruses and MCTs of mask wearing are dismissed as dolts. Time to line up with sleeves rolled up, Ruben. Bill Gates has something special waiting for you. Safety schmafety, it’s the only way we’ll return to “normal.”

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    Broacher  about 4 years ago

    So, for all the Americans killed by the alien attacks, would it be bad form to send flowers?

    (What about cauliflower?)

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