Used to work in a restaurant and make real lemonade in the summer and many would drink it all up. So I put blue food coloring in it and that solved the problem.
That could backfire on you epically, Amelia, considering the sort of tactics said nurse will likely want to resort to so to treat your apparent poison consumption, all of which typically mean getting said “poison” back out of you…usually by force.
Laughed out loud! I’m going to have to try this at my gym. For years I’ve been looking for a giant Hershey’s syrup bottle, as I saw someone doing the same thing (cleaning it and filling it with water) at the a gym.
Opposite sides of a very similar coin. However, Ameria gets her excitement by causing pandemonium; whereas, Wallace seeks his adventure much the same as Don Quixote, by seeking and by fighting his “Giants” with his faithful companion Spud…..
dmah Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Participants of SantaCon do the same thing, except those jolly inebriates fill their spray bottles with Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin …
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There must be a test she didn’t study for today.
jymy Premium Member almost 2 years ago
the school nurse will get the last laugh when she breaks out the stomach pump…
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
I never knew anyone like Amelia. Now I feel like my childhood was deprived of something important.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
isn’t Amelia five months’ early for April Fools’ Day?
Ida No almost 2 years ago
The nurse has Amelia’s number. On speed dial. And, a special card.
“Bingo!”
Batteries almost 2 years ago
I know someone who emptied out a giant bottle of Hershey’s Syrup and uses it for their gym water bottle. She gets interesting looks
einarbt almost 2 years ago
Brutal.
Faustus Mitternacht almost 2 years ago
Creative little cuss, aint she?
crookedwolf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s a one-use only “get out of school free” card..
artheaded1 almost 2 years ago
I have a friend who decided to do this with a laundry detergent bottle, BAD IDEA! The soap never rinses out all the way.
jschumaker almost 2 years ago
No Spud. He must have thought he was going to get sprayed,
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Used to work in a restaurant and make real lemonade in the summer and many would drink it all up. So I put blue food coloring in it and that solved the problem.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Make vanilla pudding then put it in an old mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
wordsmeet almost 2 years ago
Oh, no! Amelia is giving your readers’ kids bad ideas. Censor her! :P
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Amelia may still get sick from the window cleaner residue still in the bottle.
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
That could backfire on you epically, Amelia, considering the sort of tactics said nurse will likely want to resort to so to treat your apparent poison consumption, all of which typically mean getting said “poison” back out of you…usually by force.
It’s not exactly a pleasant experience, y’know.
NealJ almost 2 years ago
A spray bottle from the dollar store doesn’t have window cleaner residue. :D
chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Laughed out loud! I’m going to have to try this at my gym. For years I’ve been looking for a giant Hershey’s syrup bottle, as I saw someone doing the same thing (cleaning it and filling it with water) at the a gym.
Melki Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She’s got more than a bit of the Wednesday Addams spirit, doesn’t she?
donwestonmysteries almost 2 years ago
I wonder how much the Seagull learns at school? I mean, is he passing?
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Opposite sides of a very similar coin. However, Ameria gets her excitement by causing pandemonium; whereas, Wallace seeks his adventure much the same as Don Quixote, by seeking and by fighting his “Giants” with his faithful companion Spud…..
gamerdude8000 almost 2 years ago
the botle is facing difrent directions in the first and last pannls
@hiho almost 2 years ago
lol breh Amelia is an evil genius
moondog42 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Her name is Amelia, not Heather, tho….?
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That poor nurse will run, throw out the window cleaner, try to make Amelia trow up what she drank… Great prank, Amelia!
NWdryad almost 2 years ago
Who puts these ideas into her head—oh, wait.
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“10,000 Flushes” is also that color.
parkerinthehouse almost 2 years ago
HARPHHAHAHAHA
Homeward Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nice. I’m kinda starting to like that kid.
The Seagull 12 months ago
Good idea