Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 24, 2017

oh yah, mr. High and Righteous, don’t pretend like you wouldn’t do the same thing if you had the opposable thumbs and all!

“Yah, ‘tis the goal o’ the game we be playing.”

Hey, there’s still lots of planet left. Round Two, anyone?

Aye Bunny that what we humans are good at. Finding better and more efficient ways to destroy ourselves and the planet we live on.

“I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! "

No, a Right at Mars.

I’m sure they could find some common ground. You know, things they like. Things like rhinoplasty and fried rabbit.

Well, he started it.

that rabbits got a mean streak a mile wide.

BUNNY!

…and the rodents will inherit the earth…

Disagreement? Naw, we’re just playing a game. It’s called Global Destruction.

Yes.It’s a story with a long history.

They’ll be perfectly happy to do it for the profits, instead…

Smart bunny.

Yes!

If we can not enjoy and use the world as we see fit, then nobody else can use and enjoy the world as they see fit, either!

You’d think the Bunny would know that this means War!

Sir Rodney and the Hun chief should take a break and share some rabbit stew.