Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2019

Henry must have ate a big wad of grass to do that much of an upchuck… if Dragons guts are like a cats !

Poor Henry, I imagine that Rodney’s nose got stuck in the throat.

Whatever is wrong with Henry’s stomach seems to have put out the fire. Rodney should be thankful.

You can’t keep a good man down?

I guess that Henry does not need so much iron in his diet.

Lookin’ kinda green around the gills there.

Henry’s pilot light must have gone out.

Rodney is a squire acquired taste.

Must have been Rodney’s feet….

OK Wiz, no more “Take your dragon to work” days for you!

Rodney leaves a bad taste in most monster’s mouths.

Gee a true to life funny one!

“Spam in a can”…

It’s the law. Just like food always falls sticky side down.

Rodney is best served, Roasted, well done with with Orange and Ginger. White wine and maybe a side salad. But never served cold!!!

LOL!!!

It’s often by the back door.

Henry hangs around the office of the royal lawyer, and chows down on clients who are coming for the reading of their parents’ wills.

He gets regular meals that way… but he does occasionally have to cough up a heirball.

I noticed that Rod’s ever-present spear didn’t come out. That dragon is still gonna have a rough “knight” (sorry, too much Pastis).

me five minutes ago with dog AND cat both doing their thing

Horff !

The benefit of being hard to stomach.

Two thoughts:

(1) They misspelled “HORK”

(2) Turns out Sir Rodney is NOT crispy & good with ketchup after all.

It was those tourists and that icky, smelly, sickening stuff they smoked.

Some things just don’t agree with Henry. I wonder if he could eat little pill type batteries? They’re no good for dogs, cats and people, but maybe as a flamethrower igniter?

Henry, what have we told you about eating the hired help. Yep, they’re rancid.

This one REALLY hit my funny bone!

Henry, you’re supposed to peel them first.