You can do better than that. Try “Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”
Witch Hunts in the Dark Ages? HERESY
Wait! Don’t you first have to make sure they weigh the same as a duck?
“The trouble with witches is that they’ll never run away from things they really hate.
And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose.”― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Turn ’em into frogs!! Feel the burn.
Doesn’t seem like exactly what the Fink had in mind.
Hey now, I wore Army boots. OK, technically Air Force boots, but yeah, ya know…
The king’s bored? Funny, he doesn’t look like a piece of wood…
Fink has a long way to go to do a good burn
Sorry, that’s a new newfangled witch ‘burning’. Lame, too. Those frog burners can eat you alive.
What happened to throwing water on witches?
I thought there was more at stake here…
Mean while they’re conjuring up a magic brew to give to the fink so he forgets Tax day!
When I was a kid, saying “Your Mom wears combat boots” was an insult. Now, many moms do wear combat boots.
Yes. and she finds them quite comfortable……
How about “Hey Trout, say hi to your mom for me.”
She wears Jump boots and is with the 82nd Airborne and we are proud of her
Witches Be Loco!
“And you’re short!”
“Fire’s out, let’s go…”
Or the ultimate flame: Your mother goes to college! (Anyone?)
Not exactly old fashioned.
Burning witches is passe!
The King and Rodney are playing with fire. Those witches will cast a spells to make the King shorter and make Rodney’s nose bigger.
Your Mama was a Hufflepuff!
Mastroianni and Hart
LeeCox about 4 years ago
You can do better than that. Try “Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
Witch Hunts in the Dark Ages? HERESY
Wilde Bill about 4 years ago
Wait! Don’t you first have to make sure they weigh the same as a duck?
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
“The trouble with witches is that they’ll never run away from things they really hate.
And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose.”― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
Turn ’em into frogs!! Feel the burn.
rshive about 4 years ago
Doesn’t seem like exactly what the Fink had in mind.
GiantShetlandPony about 4 years ago
Hey now, I wore Army boots. OK, technically Air Force boots, but yeah, ya know…
jagedlo about 4 years ago
The king’s bored? Funny, he doesn’t look like a piece of wood…
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Fink has a long way to go to do a good burn
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sorry, that’s a new newfangled witch ‘burning’. Lame, too. Those frog burners can eat you alive.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
What happened to throwing water on witches?
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
I thought there was more at stake here…
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Mean while they’re conjuring up a magic brew to give to the fink so he forgets Tax day!
joeatwork212 about 4 years ago
When I was a kid, saying “Your Mom wears combat boots” was an insult. Now, many moms do wear combat boots.
zerotvus about 4 years ago
Yes. and she finds them quite comfortable……
MichaelHelwig about 4 years ago
How about “Hey Trout, say hi to your mom for me.”
alibey about 4 years ago
She wears Jump boots and is with the 82nd Airborne and we are proud of her
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 4 years ago
Witches Be Loco!
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“And you’re short!”
“Fire’s out, let’s go…”
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Or the ultimate flame: Your mother goes to college! (Anyone?)
donwestonmysteries about 4 years ago
Not exactly old fashioned.
paranormal about 4 years ago
Burning witches is passe!
Buckeye67 about 4 years ago
The King and Rodney are playing with fire. Those witches will cast a spells to make the King shorter and make Rodney’s nose bigger.
s.gottlieb about 4 years ago
Your Mama was a Hufflepuff!