Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 05, 2021

Since he is the only one doing this particular job, you’ve got to expect some setbacks from time to time.

He could learn from his mistakes. He should know or eliminate what not to do next time. In this particular case, maybe …

Don’t use that same chemical (or in that amount or way).

Don’t stand so close.

… or, as his own comment suggests, put up some “guardrails” – protection between his experiment and himself.

He is lucky that the metal bans that kept the staves together, didn’t kneecap him when the vat blew-up.

On the bright side, You still have your hat and your eyebrows……

Are you recording these learning curves so you don’t do them again?

This is why you can’t learns anything quickly. You gots to slows down at the learning curves.

Or, maybe the Wiz should avoid using Nitro Glycerin!

Lookit the bright side, Wiz: At least you’re having a blast while you’re at it! :D

Does this show the Wiz is a Boomer?

Yeah, but the curve is supposed to rise not plummet!

The new spell threw the Wiz a curve this time.

Okay. Lesson learned. Don’t add the black liquid to pretty much anything, but you can add pretty much anything to the black liquid and it will be better. (Yeah, coffee)

If you don’t take precautions with the learning curve. You may flatten the curve of your life expectancy, thus learning nothing.

…and a seat belt…

Today’s Wizard of Id fits in very well with yesterday’s Wizard of Id Classic.

Quit complaining. You wanted something to eliminate shaving and it looks like you might have succeeded!

As long as it doesn’t kill you, you found a learning curve…..

Wine barrels have guard rails, don’t they? He should get some of those.

A good learning curve is banked for the speed of expected traffic. Watch for low sparking high heeled boys.

They did have suits of armour back then, maybe he should wear one while doing experiments?

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