Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2021

A BIT big?

Wizard should teleport the snake to Jane’s cave.

Tom Riddles’ Basilisk

Jormungandr

That’s one big worm.

I’m fairly certain the people in those neighboring homes won’t be calling to complain…

Well, the Wizard can definitely claim that he got the longest one.

I suppose someone should worry when it gets really hungry.

This does not appear to be a case of (simply) outgrowing its cage.

Although he has done a lot of damage, he looks fairly docile. Maybe he could tell us what happened.

Could it be some kind of “experiment” that went wrong? Where is the Wiz? What has he been up to? Has someone doing some gain-of-function research?

I hear that it’s hard to get that snake to laugh. The snake just doesn’t understand jokes. Since he doesn’t have any legs for you to pull.

Well, he’ll eats the giant rats in the neighborhood.

just a bit… how big of a cage did you get?

now the home owners association will start calling about a snake turning everybody into stone

The neighbors are still wondering what happened to their little Fluffy and Rosco. I just can’t stand it.

As we leave the kingdom of ID our cartoonist duo Parker and Hart have just recovered from a Giant Bong Hit and are picking the needles out of their lips after sucking dry a Peyote Cactus paddle. Hallucinating, they depict a snake handling religious ceremony that has gotten out of hand but still enchanted them with it’s massive girth.

More modern style homes?

Sooo, hes hisssing in many pits these days…

I suppose his cage was the house next door.

Please, please don’t release him/her in the Everglades like so many thoughtless people have! It’s a huge ecological problem in South Florida and it’s spreading North!

He’s probably going to try and hide in the walls.

Ya think???

Somewhere in Florida…

Jormungandr get back in your cage right now!!!

You think…..

Do what everyone else does and let it loose in the Everglades.

When did Id have a suburb?