Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 27, 2021

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    B UTTONS  about 3 years ago

    Forgot to replace the Tile after cleaning the wand.

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    finkd  about 3 years ago

    That’s just the cover story. The real reason he doesn’t have his wand is because it’s still re-charging from the mishap he had with it on Sunday ( 9/26/21 ).

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    BigDaveGlass  about 3 years ago

    I wand-er where he left it……

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    rshive  about 3 years ago

    All that time conducting Apprentice Wizard classes paid off.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Where’s Henry when ya needs him?

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    fred.grenouille  about 3 years ago

    Stop complaining… It worked, didn’t it? The Huns are gone.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He loaned it to the Potter kid, who promptly broke it.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The local Kingdom of ID stage artisans & craftsmen union.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I remember this scene from “Game of Thrones”. There was a Starbucks cup on the parapet and a water bottle by his foot. The King was played by Peter Dinklage and some cute little blond walked out of the cardboard flames.

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    Nice job by the Id CGI department…

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    Wiz needs a homing device for that.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Love it! LOL

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    atomicdog  about 3 years ago

    I love these Wizard-centric strips. Who knew that concentrating on the Wizard instead of the Fink would breathe new life into the strip?

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    Dobber Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    Good PR gets results.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yeah. I feel your pain Wiz. My wand is less reliable too.

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    1953Baby  about 3 years ago

    Optics and delivery are everything. . .

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    Lady loves a joke  about 3 years ago

    His memory’s going. Soon, he’ll need the wand attached to his wizard robe, like they do with kids, and their mittens.

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    belgarathmth  about 3 years ago

    “Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain-wall!”

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    blakerl  about 3 years ago

    He did not lose his Wand, it’s still on the USB charger.

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    jtt  about 3 years ago

    Hmm. Must be a croc-free zone. ;-)

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    preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Wiz burned it up, Sunday.

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    geese28  about 3 years ago

    Better hope the fink didn’t get a hold of it

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 3 years ago

    One does what one must, makes do when necessary.

    (Checks under the sofa when all else fails.)

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    hagarthehorrible  about 3 years ago

    The wizard’s stooges come in handy when the wand is missing.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Stupid raiders.

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    brick10  about 3 years ago

    My dragon ate my wand.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the government leaders of Illinois when citizens show up at the capitol to protest the massive mismanagement of citizen funds: “Leave now, citizens! For I am the great governor of Illinois! And I shall burn your personal incomes with all the powers of Tax and Spend my party possesses!

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