Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 29, 2021

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    That was a half-baked idea

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Do not challenge a dragon to a BBQ bake-off.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    And how does he still has that hand?

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 3 years ago

    With ole Rodney, failure is always an option.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    If you’re going to offer a hand do NOT scratch first.

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    coratelli  almost 3 years ago

    LOOOL!

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    “Give Food”?

    What, himself?

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 3 years ago

    “Head for the burns unit”

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 3 years ago

    Poor thing, all he wanted was a quiet smoke…..

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    RLG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now he has Great balls on fire.

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    DavidPlatt  almost 3 years ago

    He really made an ash of himself this time.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You forgot rule #1: rub belly.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Success! Checklist Complete. The Dragon is Tamed!

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Another Id-iotic decision by Rodney!

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    Prey  almost 3 years ago

    Once saw a Garfield strip where he had a tyre track on his belly, the caption was “Learning that some things can´t be intimidated”.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    good thing those are cartoon third degree burns……

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Not like old Rod. He is the furthest thing from aggressive of any warrier ever know.

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Should’ve practiced on Henry first

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    flemmingo  almost 3 years ago

    Taming a dragon is like taming a Florida gator. You give it plenty of room. They can outrun you.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like aggression doesn’t work….I smell smoke….

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    1953Baby  almost 3 years ago

    Speaking of dragons, I just finished a very entertaining YA novel titled Dragonhaven, by Robin McKinley. Fun stuff, and the Audible version is great!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Scratch her behind the ears. If you can get close enough to do it, you will likely survive long enough to realize there are better things die doing.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I hear that smoking is bad for you. (Side note: Both my parents smoked. And mom while died from several things, COPD was a major reason. So I never ever tried to pick-up the habit. Saved a lot of money that way too.)

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    Dragons are not dogs… unless you’re the Wizard.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    From a long unpublished handbook. There’s a reason that it’s been long unpublished.

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    Camiyami Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This has the essence of Looney Tunes… Wile E. Coyote anyone? :D

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    Cincoflex  almost 3 years ago

    last one: get char-broiled

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    blakerl  almost 3 years ago

    Ouch! Oh Ouch! “Now cut hat out”! Ouch, ouch oh no!!! Dragon training is painful.

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    comixbomix  almost 3 years ago

    NOW is when he finally decides to show some backbone???

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 3 years ago

    Doesn’t work huh?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    That last one only works if you actually dominate the dragon. “There is no ‘try’ only ‘fry’ or ‘roast’.”

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    Well, at least he now knows several ways that don’t work

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But whatever you do, NEVER look him directly in the eyes. He will see that as a challenge and call you on it every time.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 3 years ago

    The smoked limbs are working, though.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    That third one would have caused me some concern……

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    That happens when you only read the chapter title. If read further, you’d know , "assert dominance, by mounting from the rear.

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    MT Wallet   almost 3 years ago

    My neighbor has a new flag which says Fink Biden. At least I think that’s what it says. The middle of the word is missing, replaced by an American flag.

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    da reader  almost 3 years ago

    I am suprised that the food didn’t work

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