Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2022

That’s put a wrinkle in your plans

“I’m melting! Melting!”

to “treat” wrinkles – focus, lady.

For next time: “Do you have a cream against wrinkles?”

… or “Do you have an anti-wrinkle cream?”

… or better (safer) yet, shop somewhere else.

This is worse that being vague with a jinn.

She’s all set for Halloween.

- Do you have a shampoo for greasy hair?

The one time you can’t blame the merchant!

on the plus side she can get a role in Dick Tracy.

Nancy?

ha ha ha! :D

What’s the old saw, “Be careful what you ask (wish) for.”? (Interesting punctuation conundrum there, period at the end of the saying, but the saying is a quote inside a question. . .not to mention the da__n punctuation marks. . .WHO INVENTED PUNCTUATION, ANYWAY???

She can always apply for a role in “Dick Tracy”

Sort of like asking for plastic surgery and getting GI Joe with a scalpel.

Lucky for her she didn’t ask for hemorrhoid cream.

Maybe she should get anti-wrinkle cream.

Perhaps…..

You wanted spackling, aisle three

My first thought was “Minority Report”…

Are wrinkles the new look? I come by my wrinkles naturally.

The wrinkle cream joke

Don’t ask for vanishing cream!

She’s staring at the toilet lid. I think that’s her problem. Always put the seat down.

You’re lookin’ Shar Pei

someone wants a refund ( good luck with that ! )

Makes you think twice about finger sandwiches, Nads hair removal, Wack Off insect repellent, and literally all “DIY” products.

spot remover doesn’t get rid of dogs, either.

Got what you requested and still unhappy!!

So much for gratitude.

Be very specific when dealing with wizards and demons. Remember what happened to the poor guy in Bedazzled!

..Li’l dab’ll do ya.

Exact wording is all important. The words and the order.

Well you can play a small part in “Hansel and gretel”

I don’t want any of his cough syrup.

Then there was this Golden Oldie:

“I want my money back. You told me this cat was good for mice, and he hasn’t caught one!”

“Well, isn’t that good for mice?”

Huh? Did you do somethin’ with you hair darling?

Side effect of typical fake science cosmetics