The only female you need to worry about attracting is Blanche or whatever your wife’s name is that you gave your vows to.
I’ve never had a problem with attracting crazy females, I need a cologne that repels them.
I must be wearing some right now.
The female mosquitos are the only ones that want your (or anyone else’s) blood.
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos…
It was malarious
I couldn’t find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.
They only had the Off brand.
“Complete” being a relative term, right, Wiz?
That’s the kind of “complete success” that defines failure.
Give to others…….rewarding!
Yep it’s that time of year, The first case of the West Nile virus in a person has been confirmed in Colorado for 2023.
Has he been working with Bill Gates again?
A kind of misguided side effect, Wiz.
Oy! Take a shower, Wiz!
And what would Wiz do with another woman besides his wife???
Mosquitoes should be the state bird of Oregon, especially around Lakeview.
Well, that sucks.
Just like that joke.
They’re all bloodsuckers to me lol
Wizard ……… You’d better make an adjustment in your formula …… or you won’t have much blood left ……. :)
He’s wearing Love Potion #9:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WVirpAieM
I have friends who mosquitoes just love to bite. I stay near them outside and I never get bit.
They’re only love bites…
Cue Carly Simon: “Exsanguination is making me late.”
I MUST HAVE MILLIONS OF MOSQUITO BABIES FROM MY BLOOD THEN!!! BUT
Mastroianni and Hart
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
The only female you need to worry about attracting is Blanche or whatever your wife’s name is that you gave your vows to.
jpsomebody 12 months ago
I’ve never had a problem with attracting crazy females, I need a cologne that repels them.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
I must be wearing some right now.
Doug K 12 months ago
The female mosquitos are the only ones that want your (or anyone else’s) blood.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Once I told a joke about mosquitos…
It was malarious
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I couldn’t find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.
They only had the Off brand.
jagedlo 12 months ago
“Complete” being a relative term, right, Wiz?
Chithing Premium Member 12 months ago
That’s the kind of “complete success” that defines failure.
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
Give to others…….rewarding!
blakerl 12 months ago
Yep it’s that time of year, The first case of the West Nile virus in a person has been confirmed in Colorado for 2023.
eced52 12 months ago
Has he been working with Bill Gates again?
rshive 12 months ago
A kind of misguided side effect, Wiz.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Oy! Take a shower, Wiz!
paranormal 12 months ago
And what would Wiz do with another woman besides his wife???
californicated1 12 months ago
Mosquitoes should be the state bird of Oregon, especially around Lakeview.
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
Well, that sucks.
Just like that joke.
geese28 12 months ago
They’re all bloodsuckers to me lol
bwswolf 12 months ago
Wizard ……… You’d better make an adjustment in your formula …… or you won’t have much blood left ……. :)
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
He’s wearing Love Potion #9:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WVirpAieM
Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago
I have friends who mosquitoes just love to bite. I stay near them outside and I never get bit.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 12 months ago
They’re only love bites…
Pony99CA 12 months ago
Cue Carly Simon: “Exsanguination is making me late.”
THEBIGGESTBEAN 11 months ago
I MUST HAVE MILLIONS OF MOSQUITO BABIES FROM MY BLOOD THEN!!! BUT