Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 12, 2024

Who hasn’t done that? TOO many times

As Andy Capp once said, “It’s not the length of the road that bothers me, it’s the width”………..

…Ha ha, he drank all night?

At least he’s not driving.

He’s not (capable of) walking a straight line home.

The tavern mead meander.

Re-calculating…

An excellent “Night before, morning after” cartoon.

ya know its late when…

As Chesterton once said we ought to thank God for beer by not drinking too much of it. One needs to be thankful for that whole grain goodness.

Doesn’t Bung have a designated walker?

Maybe Bung is practicing for the square dance.

Nothing else to do……already played in the snow!!!!

The further north one is, the easier it is to drink all night (in winter, that is)

Can’t believe he’d be stopped by a little snow.

Walking takes longer while drunk.

The difference is staggering.

In addition to falling down and dying of hypothermia, drowning while wandering drunk is not unheard of.

Refuge during the storm?

Hire a joke writer!

He’s forever blowing bubbles…..lol

Makes him harder to track.

NOT funny

Money well spent…..

First in, last out! Supply line lingo.

Must be really cold if the lamp didn’t melt the snow off of its chimney.

I don’t get it.