Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 22, 2024

Yeah, but now you have a good story to tell.

Yosemite had a slogan “ go climb a rock!” , but they didn’t tell you that those rocks were mountains. If you haven’t seen Yosemite, try and get there. It is breathtaking!

A kind of “Hold my beer” Moment……

“You gotta be careful when you’re in the lead, otherwise you might hit rock bottom.”

“I always say, never take a rock climb for granite.”

“I’ve heard it’s a slippery slope, but that can’t be any worse than a slick face climb.”

“You can’t climb this mountain alone, let’s be shale mates.”

Why did the boulder go to the doctor? It had a lot of crags.

Why do rock climbers hate making decisions? They’re always stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I was just hanging around on the rock face.

I’ve been working on my cliffhanger skills lately.

I started taking lessons on rock climbing.

Hopefully soon i get the hang of it.

Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.

You need to be boulder.

Cast aside the thought, Rod!

Sometimes boredom is the better choice.

Lets us goes rock climbing they said. It gonna be fun they said.

Rocks don’t like to climb. They prefer falling.

Funny, Rod, you don’t look like a piece of wood…

It looks like today’s strip is not a fertile source of puns. The puns are there, but they are kinda shrunken.

Let’s go snow boarding on that cliff over yonder!

But alive.

Let’s try water skiing!

The moral of the story: better to be bored and whole, than bored and broken.

I wonder if they were rappelling with Cliff?

Those are the breaks.

I’m bored and hurt let’s try swimming I’m bored and hurt and wet let’s -

Now pain and boredom, been there done that!

…..and looks like you will be for awhile!!!!!

I’ve grown to like boredom. That is after too many adventures that left me a bit broken for life.

Wizard ……. “WHY” didn’t you zap a cushion to land on …… :)

Be-gauze they were bored….LOL

….and in pain

Alas my rock climbing days are over, too old and stiff.

Should have climbed a pebble.

You’re still better off than Leo Bloom…

“I’m in pain! And I’m wet! And I’m still hysterical!“

Next time guys, a game of Monopoly for the boredom.

I think, the idea was rocking climbing, not rock FALLING.