Where I live now, I was driving a car w/o GPS. I had just moved here and I guess I appeared lost. I pulled over and the car behind me asked if I was lost. I asked the exact same question! And at home I get drivers ask me to this day as they drive by my house
A lifetime ago, I got off I-10 in a town in New Mexico. I couldn’t get back on at that exit. I had to drive all the way through town before I could get back on the interstate.
A little bit of Id popped through into our universe.
I used to live in Venice, CA near the beach (we call it Venice Beach, right). On the weekend, there is pretty much NO PARKING available in Venice Beach. There is a one-way traffic system insidiously designed to route “parking losers” into Marina del Rey. :)
There is one way in and out of the bank parking lot. I was working the drive-through when a woman who was trying to leave circled the building three times looking for the exit, which could be reached by going right instead of left. On her third pass, she stopped at the tube and shouted to me, “How do I get out?” I told her that it was the same way she had come in. She yelled back, " No, it’s not!" before she went around one more time and finally pulled out.
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
Where I live now, I was driving a car w/o GPS. I had just moved here and I guess I appeared lost. I pulled over and the car behind me asked if I was lost. I asked the exact same question! And at home I get drivers ask me to this day as they drive by my house
hariseldon59 7 months ago
You can’t get there from here.
eromlig 7 months ago
“You can check out any time you like…”
Gent 7 months ago
The foods probably steenks there too eh.
BigDaveGlass 7 months ago
I wonder if they are the number 6 to ask for a map? (A little Patrick Macgoohan in the ’60’s series “The Prisoner” humour there)……
Botulism Bob 7 months ago
IBM moved out altogether from Broome County at the end of 2023. A sad ending for a once proud company.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map…
It was a relief map.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I’ve been searching in this map for the past hour…
And I can’t seem to find country music.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
What do you call a reptile with a map?
A navi-gator
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Why couldn’t the man locate the bazaar on the map?
Because he forgot to market.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Is a place that stores maps called…
a wherehouse?
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn’t care?
The Atlas Shrugged.
Troglodyte 7 months ago
Sounds like their roads are rubbish.
Nuke Road Warrior 7 months ago
All roads lead to the gift shop.
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Sorry, you are on the loop road with no exits.
jagedlo 7 months ago
What happens when visitors come to a city designed by Id-iots…
t1warren 7 months ago
We had to put baby locks on our lower cabinets to keep the cats out. Somehow one of them found a way around them.
zerotvus 7 months ago
The best part of town? the very center, that way every direction you go…you are leaving.
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Better buy two!
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
All roads lead to Id. Everyone knows that.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
There’s a furniture store here that sells clearance items and is aptly named “The Dump”.
Cerabooge 7 months ago
A lifetime ago, I got off I-10 in a town in New Mexico. I couldn’t get back on at that exit. I had to drive all the way through town before I could get back on the interstate.
A little bit of Id popped through into our universe.
ladykat 7 months ago
You’ll never get out!
Spacetech 7 months ago
IKEA designed
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
You can tell this is a cartoon and not based on fact. Men don’t ask for directions OR maps.
mfrasca 7 months ago
Just like Route 800 in Night Vale.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 7 months ago
Lookin’ for the next dump.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
I used to live in Venice, CA near the beach (we call it Venice Beach, right). On the weekend, there is pretty much NO PARKING available in Venice Beach. There is a one-way traffic system insidiously designed to route “parking losers” into Marina del Rey. :)
joannesshadow 7 months ago
There is one way in and out of the bank parking lot. I was working the drive-through when a woman who was trying to leave circled the building three times looking for the exit, which could be reached by going right instead of left. On her third pass, she stopped at the tube and shouted to me, “How do I get out?” I told her that it was the same way she had come in. She yelled back, " No, it’s not!" before she went around one more time and finally pulled out.
scaeva Premium Member 7 months ago
Ah, so they are in Illinois …
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
Wait for the next Hun invasion, then hitch a ride out with them.
dbrucepm 7 months ago
and the Fink made them all toll roads
Curiosity Premium Member 7 months ago
Sounds like Washington D.C. You’ll never find your way to anything, even if you can see it, unless you were born and raised there. Maybe not then.