Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2024

They’re dividing on the campuses.

And they have a plan.

Idiots of the world unite.

Quick, let’s turn it into a game show!

Remember You Majesty. Treat the peasants well and fairly because they outnumber you by hundreds of thousands to one. The French have proved that multiple times.

Count de Monet: Your Majesty, the people are revolting! King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

What does the Peasant’s duck say to the King’s duck?

“Ma’llard”

What do you call a peasant and their fief?

Surf and turf.

What did the king say to his revolting peasants?

Your situation is feudal

Why didn’t the escaped peasant want to go to the beach.

He didn’t want to go serfing again.

Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as “Coles law”.

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800’s in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that’s a mean thing to say.

Not to worry, they’re just planning to go down to the castle on a site seeing tour.

Too late!

Near the same building that shows a picture of the Fink.

Danger ahead!!!!

Politics in the true Internet sense: “This is all your fault” “No, it’s all YOUR fault!” That is how they came to be known as Idiots.

Louis XVI died at the guillotine on 21 January 1793 and then “Year I” of the French Republic. Shorty there after came Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor of France and so it goes. I think the King of ID is safe. The peasants of ID don’t know how to build a guillotine. Also they only exiled Emperor Napoleon … twice, and, he escaped and returned to power.

Very relevant today

That’s the Dem policy. Keep us all fighting against each other so we won’t notice what they are doing. Why do you think the Dems have 50 genders and races? It’s just to keep us at each others throats.

Nothing unites people like a common enemy.

Rodney: Sire! I have bad news! The stables are on fire and the wind is blowing this way!

The King: That is bad news even without the fire. ;-D

The easy way to quell any revolution. Set up two groups. Tell each that everything wrong is the other guys fault. Carefully support one or the other as needed to keep either from winning. The morons will always attack the easy target in front of them and the rest will not be strong enough or eloquent enough to sway the morons. Job done.

The fink understands the difference between fighting and uniting. No wonder he is the ruler.

Divide and conquer.

Unite and conquer.

A baby boom!

LOL

That’s what souls scare our government officials. If people would wake up and quit seeing everything blue and red.