Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 18, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    O—-kay…………………..

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    i hope anyone would be doing that for you in the future isn’t reading this. you wouldn’t know where their hands were

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s an interesting threat. I’ll have to remember it. Of course, it won’t happen to me, because all my hubby needs to do is catch my eye and give a small shake of his head.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Sign on my neighbour’s gate, who owns goldens:

    “Beware: my dog can lick anybody!”

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    A person who dares to do that should count his fingers afterward!

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    Second childhood Auntie?

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Are you sure? Do you know where that hand has been, when they washed last?

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Eww…Acid wash.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Does she mean that she will lick the hand or that she will give someone a “licking” for putting their hand over her mouth?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Besides, small hand, big mouth!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She can’t hold her licker

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    If it has become necessary for someone to put their hand over her mouth to get her to shut up, things have deteriorated past the point where her licking the hand will matter…

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    Bit unsanitary eh?

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If she missed my hand and got my Timex instead, it wouldn’t matter, it takes a lickin’ and still keeps tickin’.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Aunty, one never puts their hands on the mouth of a rabid beast, so no worries they’re on our part.

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    pheets  over 1 year ago

    Eww..

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    Norris66  over 1 year ago

    Woof

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Okay, made me laugh out loud. It’s a thought to keep in mind for the next time someone tries to put their hand over my mouth.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sure, and I’ll make sure I’d been chopping up Carolina Reaper peppers beforehand.

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    Holden Awn  over 1 year ago

    Odd spelling of kick…

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    anomalous4  over 1 year ago

    EEEWWW.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A little off the subject, but this made me think of the typos I’ve seen sometimes, where the “c” is left off the word “click” and you wind up being instructed to “lick the yes button”.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Good, then I won’t have to wash my hands when I leave the bathroom.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    ICK!

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    miscreant  over 1 year ago

    I bite instead.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    i’d never try to put my hand over auntie’s mouth. who knows what might be on her tongue…

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    crazeekatlady  over 1 year ago

    Been there, done that. Boy was the other person annoyed. Luckily it was a friend not a mugger.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    I’d go straight to “Bite Your Fingers Off”.

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