Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 18, 2023

O—-kay…………………..

i hope anyone would be doing that for you in the future isn’t reading this. you wouldn’t know where their hands were

That’s an interesting threat. I’ll have to remember it. Of course, it won’t happen to me, because all my hubby needs to do is catch my eye and give a small shake of his head.

Sign on my neighbour’s gate, who owns goldens:

“Beware: my dog can lick anybody!”

A person who dares to do that should count his fingers afterward!

Second childhood Auntie?

Are you sure? Do you know where that hand has been, when they washed last?

Eww…Acid wash.

Does she mean that she will lick the hand or that she will give someone a “licking” for putting their hand over her mouth?

Besides, small hand, big mouth!

She can’t hold her licker

If it has become necessary for someone to put their hand over her mouth to get her to shut up, things have deteriorated past the point where her licking the hand will matter…

Bit unsanitary eh?

If she missed my hand and got my Timex instead, it wouldn’t matter, it takes a lickin’ and still keeps tickin’.

Aunty, one never puts their hands on the mouth of a rabid beast, so no worries they’re on our part.

Eww..

Woof

Okay, made me laugh out loud. It’s a thought to keep in mind for the next time someone tries to put their hand over my mouth.

Sure, and I’ll make sure I’d been chopping up Carolina Reaper peppers beforehand.

Odd spelling of kick…

EEEWWW.

A little off the subject, but this made me think of the typos I’ve seen sometimes, where the “c” is left off the word “click” and you wind up being instructed to “lick the yes button”.

Good, then I won’t have to wash my hands when I leave the bathroom.

ICK!

I bite instead.

i’d never try to put my hand over auntie’s mouth. who knows what might be on her tongue…

Been there, done that. Boy was the other person annoyed. Luckily it was a friend not a mugger.

I’d go straight to “Bite Your Fingers Off”.