Possible plotline:Wanda: Your teacher suggested switching you from figure to speed skating.Zoe: Is that so I can kill myself faster?Wanda: It is a case of using your natural talents.Zoe: So my natural talent is killing myself?
Beginners should be wearing helmets and maybe knee pads/wrist guards. If the beginners are adults, there is a special headband with the brand name “Crashe”. It is padded and protects the head if you fall backwards. A lot of adult beginners at my rink wear them.
… Wanda I’ve normally been on your side since I started reading this daily again, but 1) it’s just the term butt, come on and 2) You FORCED THIS on her.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Well as graceful you were Zoe. Looks like you would have an all over pain. Not just your butt.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
“Body. Yes, body. That’s what I was going to say. Yeah.”
sipsienwa Premium Member over 1 year ago
I never tried ice skating. Trying water skiing nearly killed me.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
But you could win a break dancing contest with that routine.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
I tol’ja – put marshmallows in your pockets
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Possible plotline:Wanda: Your teacher suggested switching you from figure to speed skating.Zoe: Is that so I can kill myself faster?Wanda: It is a case of using your natural talents.Zoe: So my natural talent is killing myself?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
A real pain in the bones. I hear you, Zo.
iggyman over 1 year ago
“How was ice skating? " Painful!
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
She doesn’t like it
dlkrueger33 over 1 year ago
Beginners should be wearing helmets and maybe knee pads/wrist guards. If the beginners are adults, there is a special headband with the brand name “Crashe”. It is padded and protects the head if you fall backwards. A lot of adult beginners at my rink wear them.
Bill The Nuke over 1 year ago
Butt is a bad word?
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
EHIND
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
“..back?”
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
Zoe’s not permitted to say the word ‘butt’?!? ‘Glutes’, it is, mom!
Just-me over 1 year ago
Behind…she was going to say behind…
colddonkey over 1 year ago
Better put a helmet on her before she gets a concussion.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Bum….
ctolson over 1 year ago
Body. She landed on every part of it it looks like.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Wow, there are a lot of “B” words it could have been:
Butt, Bum, Bottom, Behind, Back, Body, Bones, Buttocks, Botty, Booty… ☺
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Wanda wanted Zoe’s figure skating career to soar, and now Zoe is left sore.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Not well it would seem….
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Maybe she’ll like “Crack The Whip” better.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Zoe, until you lose a tooth or two, you aren’t trying hard enough.
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
I sympathize. I must have had weak ankles…never got the hang of ice skating. Roller skating, however, was a breeze!
delennwen over 1 year ago
It should have started with an "A. . . "; then Wanda would have more reason to be upset. What’s wrong with the word “butt”?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
I ached for a week after the first roller skating event. Just six days after the second. Got down to no pain on my part and tried to not hurt others.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
she fell on her butt so many times – it cracked
⁽ ᶦᶠ ᵍᵒᶜᵒᵐᶦᶜˢ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᶜᵉⁿˢᵒʳ ᶦᵗ ⁻ ᶦᵗ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʷᵒʳᵈ ⁾
MarshaOstroff over 1 year ago
It’s Wanda’s fault for making Zoe try a sport she has no interest in, or talent for.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s sad Hammie was unable to see any of that
Jacob Mattingly over 1 year ago
… Wanda I’ve normally been on your side since I started reading this daily again, but 1) it’s just the term butt, come on and 2) You FORCED THIS on her.
m b over 1 year ago
they need to wrap her in bubble wrap
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
And yet – she’s still doing so much better than I would do!
dsalita4 over 1 year ago
Poor Zoe
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Hey she didn’t say a**!
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Seriously? Kids say “butt” a lot, it’s a fact of life. Get over it.
AppleCrusher292 about 1 month ago
skating isn’t that bad, she just has no safety gear