Look, I’ve never had any kids of my own but I’m wondering why kids make such simple things as finding and putting on shoes so complicated? Is it their way of wielding power?
If he wants to wear mismatched shoes, let him wear mismatched shoes. This is not a real problem, and I’m sure that, as a mom, Wanda has enough real problems to deal with that she shouldn’t need to make up more.
My eldest granddaughter and I wear mismatched socks occasionally. She called it “Odd Sock Day”. Being “Gramps”, I immediately adopted the practice with her.
The two shoes in his hand don’t match each other any better than either one matches the one shoe he’s wearing. So why didn’t he just grab the right shoe and leave the left one behind?
C 5 days ago
Well done Hammie, Mom is being difficult
danketaz Premium Member 5 days ago
Quick, to the water colors and paint them both purple.
Baarorso 5 days ago
Look, I’ve never had any kids of my own but I’m wondering why kids make such simple things as finding and putting on shoes so complicated? Is it their way of wielding power?
kendavis09 5 days ago
If the shoe fits, find its mate, then wear both of them.
iggyman 5 days ago
“Stink to high heaven”, they have to be Hammier!
ꜝ 4 days ago
have they checked the roof?
steveh64 4 days ago
If Hammie wears shoes that don’t match, he’ll be considered a dork. If a famous person does the same thing, it’ll start a fashion trend.
markkahler52 4 days ago
Search again, only to discover Mom’s old Cha-Cha pumps!!
Gandalf 4 days ago
Everyone takes their shoes off at the door. How hard is this?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 days ago
This is a crappy mother.
SquidGamerGal 4 days ago
Why are you being so unreasonably picky, Wanda? You’re not even the one wearing the shoes!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 days ago
If he wants to wear mismatched shoes, let him wear mismatched shoes. This is not a real problem, and I’m sure that, as a mom, Wanda has enough real problems to deal with that she shouldn’t need to make up more.
ctolson 4 days ago
But they’re both left foot shoes.
Wren Fan 4 days ago
it sounded like Wanda keeps saying his shoes smell to high Heaven
DaBump Premium Member 4 days ago
Oh, Hammie, don’t you know? It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. ;)
calliarcale 4 days ago
Tell her it’s 80s day at school and try to pitch it as a fashion statement.
Strawberry King 4 days ago
Use Febreze for them if ya have to.
jessebob42 4 days ago
My eldest granddaughter and I wear mismatched socks occasionally. She called it “Odd Sock Day”. Being “Gramps”, I immediately adopted the practice with her.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 days ago
Argyle socks,where are you?
ChessPirate 4 days ago
♪♫ "You got your…
One shoe in the middle of his room.
One shoe in the middle of his room.
One shoe in the middle of his room.
And it’s stinkin’ to high, high heaven." ♪♫
Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 days ago
The Return of the Short Young Man with One Black Sneaker?
j.l.farmer 4 days ago
I’d wear them just to show your classmates how unique you are!!!
John Jorgensen 4 days ago
The two shoes in his hand don’t match each other any better than either one matches the one shoe he’s wearing. So why didn’t he just grab the right shoe and leave the left one behind?
The Quiet One 4 days ago
Checks all the boxes.
Allan CB Premium Member 4 days ago
In the 1990s, there was a short-lived fad, where you would buy two pairs of the shoe, but in different colours.
Then you’d wear one of each colour, at the same time.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 4 days ago
Unreasonable demands. But we forgive her.
1JennyJenkins 4 days ago
Kirkman and Scott use a lot of imagination to turn an ordinary kid moment into a joke.
Thehag 4 days ago
If they are comfortable then no worries. If they are uncomfortable Hammie will learn…..or make an excuse to go shoeless.
EXCALABUR 4 days ago
I say go ahead Hammie.
cafed00d Premium Member 4 days ago
This is what spray paint is for…