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Remember sliding on the newly waxed hardwood hallway floors at my boyhood homes in my stocking feet. When I would slam into the wall at teh end of the halls I would tell my mom I was just buffing the floor.
When I was a kid, we had a screened in porch that ran the length of the house. The floor was painted with a gray gloss paint that became super slick when wet. In the summer, if became a great slip-n-slide, complete with bloody legs and buttocks from the nails that had worked up through the paint. We kept a hammer handy to pound them back in upon the discovery of one. Around 1976, my parents decided to enclose the porch and make some extra rooms. It was a sad day.
When I was a young child, many many decades ago, my mother would enlist my younger siblings and I to polish our wooden floors. She’d mop and wax them and after the wax had dried she’d give us diapers (the original cloth kind). We’d sit on them and scoot across the floor, pushing off the walls, furniture, each other, until most of the floor was nice and shiney. All she had to do was some parts around the edges. We had a great time, it kept us busy and out of trouble (not that I ever did anything that was in the least questionable, you understand, but my siblings….) and saved her a lot of work and time she could put into other things. I’d forgotten about that.
I used to slide on my stomach on the hardwood floor when I was in 4th grade. We were USAF, Dad was retiring, so the base housing was temporary-not much furniture. Parents didn’t mind, until they saw how much our feet got the walls dirty. Guess who cleaned the walls!?!
sirbadger about 24 hours ago
If he enjoys popping bubble wrap, it might be fun.
j_m_kuehl about 24 hours ago
it’s the new Slip-N-Pop-Pop
Blu Bunny about 24 hours ago
Wait till he does fall, pop, pop, pop…
iggyman about 23 hours ago
Popping bubble wrap is great fun!
ʲᔆ about 21 hours ago
looks more like a piñata now
Zoe will whack him with a stick
Superhawk about 19 hours ago
Next time the floor is dirty, Wanda will have another option besides the mop.
SquidGamerGal about 18 hours ago
Yeah… I think the bubble wrap is a bit too much.
Slowly, he turned... about 18 hours ago
She takes all of the fun out of impending doom.
Wren Fahel about 18 hours ago
I remember sliding across my mother’s newly cleaned floor in socks.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 18 hours ago
That helmet can be quite the lamp-breaking, knee-shin bruising weapon, Hammie. Think, boy, think.
potfarmer about 18 hours ago
That b-wrap will stop him on a dime.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 17 hours ago
70 years ago I spread bacon grease all over the kitchen floor to slide on.
ctolson about 17 hours ago
Remember sliding on the newly waxed hardwood hallway floors at my boyhood homes in my stocking feet. When I would slam into the wall at teh end of the halls I would tell my mom I was just buffing the floor.
ChessPirate about 17 hours ago
[Whhssshhh pop pop pop pop!]
Darryl: What?
jconnors3954 about 16 hours ago
It’s fun, without the bubble wrap, ask Tom Cruise.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Safety first…..
Zebrastripes about 14 hours ago
Armor…for protection..LOL
Pop pop pop
KC135E/R BOOMER about 14 hours ago
When I was a kid, we had a screened in porch that ran the length of the house. The floor was painted with a gray gloss paint that became super slick when wet. In the summer, if became a great slip-n-slide, complete with bloody legs and buttocks from the nails that had worked up through the paint. We kept a hammer handy to pound them back in upon the discovery of one. Around 1976, my parents decided to enclose the porch and make some extra rooms. It was a sad day.
Daltongang Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Hammie, now tell her you have to pee real bad and see just how fast she can unwrap you and get you off of her clean floor.
The Quiet One about 12 hours ago
Spoil sport.
Gabby about 12 hours ago
I’m a health room assistant at a grade school. There’s a few kids I’d like to wrap up like this before they go to recess or PE!
rbrt6956 about 10 hours ago
She forgot the mouth guard.Bruises heal. Teeth don’t grow back.
Curiosity Premium Member about 9 hours ago
When I was a young child, many many decades ago, my mother would enlist my younger siblings and I to polish our wooden floors. She’d mop and wax them and after the wax had dried she’d give us diapers (the original cloth kind). We’d sit on them and scoot across the floor, pushing off the walls, furniture, each other, until most of the floor was nice and shiney. All she had to do was some parts around the edges. We had a great time, it kept us busy and out of trouble (not that I ever did anything that was in the least questionable, you understand, but my siblings….) and saved her a lot of work and time she could put into other things. I’d forgotten about that.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 8 hours ago
Everybody is useful if you can just figure out how to use them.
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 hours ago
I’ll allow the helmet—but lose the bubble wrap. Pain is a very effective educator.
Cathy P. about 6 hours ago
I used to slide on my stomach on the hardwood floor when I was in 4th grade. We were USAF, Dad was retiring, so the base housing was temporary-not much furniture. Parents didn’t mind, until they saw how much our feet got the walls dirty. Guess who cleaned the walls!?!
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 hour ago
I remember my friend’s 18 month old baby breaking his leg doing this.