Anyone that likes tofurkey never took on 8 toms “protecting THEIR turf” while riding a mower on HIS front yard with a badmitten racket. I get the “Renfield” laugh every time I drop one in the 350deg. oil.
I’ve been having turkey on Sunday and Wednesday. I’m all turkeyed out. As this is Thursday, I hope to find a couple of pieces of flounder with tartar sauce.
In a couple of weeks, I’ll be bow hunting for turkey. Hope I’m more successful than our valiant hunters in the strip. If I don’t tag out, I shall not be eating tofu though.
WHATEVER YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR, MY SWEET BLUE-EYED GIRL AND I WISH EACH OF YOU A GREAT THANKSGIVING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MEMORIES THAT WARM THE HEART. AND, WHATEVER ELSE YOU BRING TO TABLE, BE SURE TO ADD LOTS OF HUGS.
Whats this all around phobia of replacing tofu with meat? Why is it wrong to eat meat? You don’t like to eat, don’t eat, no need to impose your phobia on others who don’t like to eat what you eat. Same goes for all the “diverse” recasting in movies especially replacing white characters with colored ones or there has to be a “LGBT” woke character just it was like casting a black person to avoid controversies etc.
eromlig almost 2 years ago
Was it Robin Williams who said the word vegetarian is Latin for “lousy hunter”?
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
No one could be thankful for tofu turkey.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
We are grateful for Mastroianni and Hart
Imagine almost 2 years ago
I am thankful that GoComics is back.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
montylc2001 almost 2 years ago
Anyone remember the B.C. animated Thanksgiving specialTV show? Was hilarious.
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
Yeah, but they won’t stay lousy at archery.
taz1313 almost 2 years ago
Anyone that likes tofurkey never took on 8 toms “protecting THEIR turf” while riding a mower on HIS front yard with a badmitten racket. I get the “Renfield” laugh every time I drop one in the 350deg. oil.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 2 years ago
Tofu is good and turkey salad is the best way to eat that.
Asharah almost 2 years ago
Have you tried snares?
mindjob almost 2 years ago
They could have used slings or atlatles
rshive almost 2 years ago
Where’d they find a circular stone table?
karlykru Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Thanksgiving has been forgotten this year, so sad. Will someone send me a drumstick? -:)
incognito almost 2 years ago
Will they still gobble it up, though?
phnx1965 almost 2 years ago
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving from Arizona!
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ve been having turkey on Sunday and Wednesday. I’m all turkeyed out. As this is Thursday, I hope to find a couple of pieces of flounder with tartar sauce.
dflak almost 2 years ago
It’s not the food, it’s the company.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Politics is off the menu today.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] almost 2 years ago
Yukkkk ,not me!!!
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Tofu…sounds like a foot fungus!
Just-me almost 2 years ago
In a couple of weeks, I’ll be bow hunting for turkey. Hope I’m more successful than our valiant hunters in the strip. If I don’t tag out, I shall not be eating tofu though.
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
“Everybody Loves Raymond” episode one Thanksgiving had Marie making a tofu turkey. Yuck!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
LOL! HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO YOU, TOO!
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
WHATEVER YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR, MY SWEET BLUE-EYED GIRL AND I WISH EACH OF YOU A GREAT THANKSGIVING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MEMORIES THAT WARM THE HEART. AND, WHATEVER ELSE YOU BRING TO TABLE, BE SURE TO ADD LOTS OF HUGS.
1953Baby almost 2 years ago
Never heard of tofu turkey. . .another thing to be thankful for!
hk Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The perfect definition of vegetarians: they can’t hunt or fish.
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
Targets haven’t been invented yet.
Rise22 almost 2 years ago
If you want turkey, eat turkey. Stop being a hypocrit.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Happy Yankee Giving!
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
HIPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
blakerl almost 2 years ago
Pony99CA said! They say vegan is a Native American word for “bad hunter”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sad to think of all those turkey farmers out there starving and unable to send their kids to college because Tofu is so magical.
KhurramHashmi almost 2 years ago
Whats this all around phobia of replacing tofu with meat? Why is it wrong to eat meat? You don’t like to eat, don’t eat, no need to impose your phobia on others who don’t like to eat what you eat. Same goes for all the “diverse” recasting in movies especially replacing white characters with colored ones or there has to be a “LGBT” woke character just it was like casting a black person to avoid controversies etc.
jmohr134 almost 2 years ago
They should have had Grog catch the turkey, like he did last year..
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
They had tofu back then? I bet the turkey invented it. That stuff’s for the birds.
WDD almost 2 years ago
I can’t stand the annual obligatory comics about catching and killing turkeys. It’s an old tired joke.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
WILL NOT touch tofu
CTew Premium Member 2 months ago
Wiley and Clumsy Carp aren’t friends?