B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 24, 2023

But are you the hunter or the hunted?

All of their ah, success will come from standing on the footprints of giants

This is the first time in my life that living in America these days that I feel like I am the hunted.

Gojira!

The peril will depend on how fresh these footprints are. Right? (I’m not at all a hunter, only read Karl May books as a child)

Well, it might work. Those spears will make for a painful foot for that dino if he comes back that way.

As long as he/she/it doesn’t retrace it steps, you should be fine………

(Can’t think of an imprint joke at the moment, so you’re all spared!)

But, I might come back to this!

Why should you avoid hunting deers with a shotgun?

Because if you encounter a deer who has a shotgun, it’s best to just leave them alone.

How do planets stay busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars.

It’s their favourite stomping grounds!

Their spears will make horrible splinters. Unfortunately, our guys won’t fair so well.

who is hunting whom?

Probably not lost…..and will not retrace the steps!

Those spears would be toothpicks or thorns to the creature who made those imprints, and the tiny puny humans just a nibble in Mother Nature great scheme of life, then the aliens that own this planet come back and wipe the humans all out. Yip yip yip yip yip

I seem to remember someone telling me that a bomb crater is a good place to take cover. I mean really, what are the odds those nimrods will hit the same place twice?

Who is hunting whom?

I believe somethings afoot

I suggest you backtrack or at least back out of the track.

It must be difficult to hunt when you’re in such deep depression.

Well, on the bright side, some “Gatherer” will have a new supply of Toe Jam…

( –‸ლ)

A journey start’s with one step.

The big ones are coming next.

The Game is Afoot!

Ummm – guys – that’s not a trench!

Sometimes it’s better to look at the big picture before taking a stand. Or hiding.

Keep those spears pointing straight up. It’s a long shot, but a spear in the foot could cause a dinosaur to die in a month or so.

Looks like that scene in Godzilla 1998 where the “worm guy” is standing deep in a Godzilla track going “what tracks?”

Early losers of trench warfare

Hmmm, three toes in the front, one in the back. Now, that’s a bird, a really big bird.

Trench warfare…

You guys aren’t worth his effort…..

Today I’ve gained a new perspective on life

Both are moving ducks for the predator.

That’s some mighty soft soil

Maybe they could give it a mild case of plantar fasciitis.

Peter just noticed the big picture.