Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.
Imagine 7 months ago
There’s no helping him.
Zykoic 7 months ago
Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
Got to watch what you say to kleptomaniacs.
blunebottle 7 months ago
Rock on!
Farside99 7 months ago
THIS is gonna be a tough one! Lots of money, but you’ll earn every penny of it!
oldthang 7 months ago
He can follow instructions, by golly!
BigDaveGlass 7 months ago
B.C. Boulder Collector……
Doug K 7 months ago
He should have asked something like, “Where should I take it?” before he just started walking off with it.
bobpickett1 7 months ago
dad joke
Chris 7 months ago
might want to reword that… :j
markkahler52 7 months ago
Writing: “Acute Kleptomania noted…no follow-up possible”
zeexenon 7 months ago
There’s Mr. Piper, but I see no pickled peppers.
rugeirn 7 months ago
Just what the doctor ordered!
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Don’t you just hate the literal!!!!!
rshive 7 months ago
Figuratively. Not literally.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago
Not sure how taking a seat helps, make my back worse if it was me.
tygrkhat40 7 months ago
As the great Bugs Bunny once said, “Don’t be so dang literal!”
colinmac2 7 months ago
Special today on Kleptomaniacs!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 7 months ago
“Just what I always needed!!”
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 7 months ago
Quite chairitable of you, Dr. Peter.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
blakerl 7 months ago
I hate to say this, but it’s an old joke and it’s over done. By the same comic too.
mindjob 7 months ago
His literal take on words is why he came to the shrink in the first place
lawguy05 7 months ago
You told him to.
Chew 7 months ago
What’s with the new ‘wide’ banner at the to? It covers the panels.
markkahler52 7 months ago
Carrying it over to “Back in the Day!”
Strawberry King 7 months ago
No, he didn’t mean…sigh Never mind.
mruch 7 months ago
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.