Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.
Imagine about 1 month ago
There’s no helping him.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Got to watch what you say to kleptomaniacs.
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Rock on!
Farside99 about 1 month ago
THIS is gonna be a tough one! Lots of money, but you’ll earn every penny of it!
oldthang about 1 month ago
He can follow instructions, by golly!
DaveG1960 about 1 month ago
B.C. Boulder Collector……
Doug K about 1 month ago
He should have asked something like, “Where should I take it?” before he just started walking off with it.
bobpickett1 about 1 month ago
dad joke
Chris about 1 month ago
might want to reword that… :j
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Writing: “Acute Kleptomania noted…no follow-up possible”
zeexenon about 1 month ago
There’s Mr. Piper, but I see no pickled peppers.
rugeirn about 1 month ago
Just what the doctor ordered!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Don’t you just hate the literal!!!!!
rshive about 1 month ago
Figuratively. Not literally.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not sure how taking a seat helps, make my back worse if it was me.
tygrkhat40 about 1 month ago
As the great Bugs Bunny once said, “Don’t be so dang literal!”
colinmac2 about 1 month ago
Special today on Kleptomaniacs!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 month ago
“Just what I always needed!!”
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 1 month ago
Quite chairitable of you, Dr. Peter.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
blakerl about 1 month ago
I hate to say this, but it’s an old joke and it’s over done. By the same comic too.
mindjob about 1 month ago
His literal take on words is why he came to the shrink in the first place
lawguy05 about 1 month ago
You told him to.
Chew about 1 month ago
What’s with the new ‘wide’ banner at the to? It covers the panels.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Carrying it over to “Back in the Day!”
razzledazzle295 about 1 month ago
No, he didn’t mean…sigh Never mind.
mruch about 1 month ago
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.