B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 23, 2025

have they invented dentistry yet?

Wiley, you do realise you are standing on water?

Never went to a hockey game. Never wanted to.

Went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out.

all too true

The Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup six times, in the years 1934, 1938, 1961, 2010, 2013, and 2015. They are one of the most successful teams in NHL history, with their championships showcasing a rich legacy in ice hockey. Now those last 3 were lots of fun to watch.

Takes a certain type of person to be a Hockey Goalie , It aslo takes a certain type of a personality to be a Hockey Goon !

No, you don’t hit with the stick, very severe penalties for that. Use the fists.

“We have to get families back in the game. A case of beer, a bottle of rye and they better want to watch hockey.”

Bobby Hull (1939-2023)

“They always try to play with our minds. But that won’t work with our club. We’ve got 20 guys without brains.”

Bobby Clarke (b. 1949)

Get ready to spit some teeth out.

Just a bunch of guys pucking around.

I have a theory that the bigger the ball and the higher the score, the more popular the game is as a spectator sport.

So basketball should rank number one with football following that.

Soccer has a big ball, but the scores are low.

Baseball is sort of in the middle.

Hockey doesn’t even use a ball. The puck is kind of small and the scores are on par with soccer.

I don’t know where to classify golf. I’ve heard that few people watch it on TV but those that do buy what’s advertised.

The old joke was "I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out!

Q: what has twelve eyes, twelve legs, and fourteen teeth?

A: A hockey team.

Why hit him (illegally) with a stick to the head when there’s so many other ways to maim someone legally on the ice?

One of my favourite Odd Couple (show) lines was, Felix challenged a pro hockey goon to a fight because of some slight the player made. Felix is convinced his college boxing will save him.

Felix: I’ll win. What is he without his helmet and stick?

Oscar: An unarmed homicidal maniac.

Some hockey players act like cavemen on the ice…..

Johnny Hart was a hockey fan. He designed logos for two Binghamton minor-league hockey teams, the Broome Dusters and the B.C. Icemen. Binghamton NY is in Broome County.

Pond hockey on an endless pond.

You do that, you go to the box. Two minutes, by yourself, and you feel shame,

………the action of striking an opponent on or above the shoulders with one’s stick, for which a penalty may be assessed.

Red Green must not have been invented yet, or they would know to keep their sticks on the ice…..

The only hockey worth watching,IMHO,is Paralympic hockey….our team is absolutely fantastical….‼️

Putting on the foil coach

I won a couple of tickets to go see the fights. It went well until a hockey game broke out.

What are those skate blades connected to, exactly?

that’s what I liked about Gretzky… he probly had fewer penalty minutes in his whole career than some goons rack up in one game….

That’s what it’s come down to, isn’t it?

We must sing “Oh Canada” then slide heavy stones, which make my short hairs Curl.

No, no, no! Always keep your stick on the ice. I just learned that over at Arlo and Janis.

As kids we used to stand by the door to the locker rooms after second period. The players would come in and cuss at each other non stop. It was hilarious

And this is when Thor invents the safety gear for hockey.

He asks “ice hockey, huh?”. Should that not be “ice hockey, eh?” ?

“I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out.” Rodney Dangerfield