Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 24, 2019

“Lt. Kenny! Come here and bring a spare spleen!”

Great. Now the amount of space junk has just increased by anywhere from three to several hundred pieces.

Winky had a broom and dustpan, but, how about a garbage bag? Forget it, let’s go to plan B.

Funny but wouldn’t Winky have the same velocity as the junk?

And a new spleen.

Hasn’t anyone on the R.U. Sirius seen “Gravity”?

“Meep meep!”

As Dr. Phil says, the first time you’re a victim, the second time you’re a volunteer.

What, no aargh my spleen scream?

Guess he never saw “Gravity”.

What kind of decent space station only has one broom?

A well-equipped one!

Brewster meant to say, “We’re going to need a bigger broom.”

Frankly, if Superman were real that would be the first thing I ask him to do….deflect all the stuff back into the atmosphere to burn up.

Winky, sweep the space junk into small piles in each section, and then into dustpan. Don’t try to sweep it all into one big pile.

They’re going to need a sponge to gather up what’s left of Winky.

Can’t they get the broom when Winky orbits past them again?

Soon, Earth, may look like Saturn from space, with it’s very own trash belt.

You’re going to need a new Winky.

Winky is braver than Superman, heals faster than Wolverine, and has the power of “Super Spleen”. What could possibly go wrong?

Dr Mel is a Quack! – “As any fool knows” – space is a Vacuum.Have Winky push the crud towards the nearest "Black-Hole’and beat it back to the ship – If he understood Newtons laws of motion his push should give him the impetus to get back…

At least they don’t need a new Winky.

Well, I hope he doesn’t just sweep it under the rug. (Or underneath the station where it would be out of their view.)

Winky, you got some ‘spleenin’ to do!

More like, “We’re going to need a bigger broom!”

And a much Bigger Dust Pan.

need another….Timmy. (I was going to use his name, but that way leads to crude jokes [or possibly some multi-level jokes] and possible admonitions from moderators…)

I hope he was wearing his brown Kevlar shorts…

And, just like Wesley Crusher, he is gone.