Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 04, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Look Hobbes, this is my retirement fund" Hobbes: "A comic book?" Calvin: "This is the issue where they introduce the arch-villain "deathmeister"! In a few years, a rare mint copy of this will be worth millions of dollars" Calvin: "Needless to say, I bought five copies, sealed them an airtight plastic bags, and put them in a box in the closet, where the light and humidity won't affect their precious pages!" Hobbes: "How will these be rare and valuable if every kid in America has five copies?" Calvin: "We're all counting on the other guy's mom to throw them away"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
A well thought out plan.
Ragtime78rpm over 9 years ago
That will probably happen…
Linux0s over 9 years ago
Better go check on your other 4 copies Calvin…
tirnaaisling over 9 years ago
This happened to me :-(
in.amongst over 9 years ago
Long live Mom’s!
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
This is the same Mom who buys “collectibles” on the shopping channel and treasures them…along with the rest of the buyers. Know the syndrome well.
Joe Cooker Premium Member over 9 years ago
The kind of thinking that killed the baseball card market
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
I’ve often wished I had kept every book or comic I’ve ever read, and opened the most awesome book story in the universe later in life!
rentier over 9 years ago
My mother threw away all documents and the lease of our flat……
jbarr68407 over 9 years ago
And twenty years later the majority of those “Special Collector’s Edition” comics are still barely worth the paper they’re printed on.
Max Starman Jones over 9 years ago
It was my Dad. From junior high on, I had collected the DC comics — Superman, Action, Adventure, Superboy, Supergirl, et al, and kept them stored in a sealed drum.
While I was at college, he was cleaning the storage room and found them. A man across the alley said, “My kids like comic books,” so my dad gave them to him.
Those DC comics from the mid-60s. I can’t even find them online now.
titaniablue over 9 years ago
I absolutely love Calvin and Hobbes, and reading about their adventures everyday. Mr Watterson, you have a brilliant mind.
linsonl over 9 years ago
I wish I had my *57 Chevy………….
ghek over 9 years ago
I used to put Mickey Mantle rookie cards in the spokes of my bicycle because he will never be as good as Joe DiMaggio.
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
I had almost every Marvel comic from its first issue (except the first Spiderman), safely stored in a box in my closet, about a four-foot stack, if they’d been piled up on top of each other.And then I moved out, and I got the same crap from my mother—get rid of them or they go in the trash. So I sold the whole bunch for $60 and a paper grocery bag full of used paperback books. And I knew it was the wrong thing to do, but I had no way to store them safely anywhere that I was living.
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
Calvin makes too many assumptions. Lol
LittleDoggie55 over 9 years ago
I had two large stacks of golden age comics that were passed down from my cousin. My mom tossed them all out.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yep, happened to me also.
sundogusa over 9 years ago
Crying about what Mom & Dad tossed….Lionel Train, Comic Books, Erector set, Tinker toys, etc…boo hoo, sniff, sniff!
Ray49FL over 9 years ago
pssssst. hey calvin… i have some swampland in Florida specially priced just 4 u…
gaslightguy over 9 years ago
Put them next to your beanie babies.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Anyone interested in some Beanie Babies? We have hundreds, maybe thousands, in cartons and cabinets scattered around the property…
Sham_Poser over 9 years ago
@masterskrainThe only cars I could have afforded to own when I was in high school would have been scale models. The only car owned by a friend my age was a rusty old piece of junk he could occasionally get to run for a few miles before it broke down.
yimhere over 9 years ago
Six years old and he has a firm grasp of Wall Street logic. He’ll go far……..
Karaboo2 over 9 years ago
Mom’s trash is a kids treasure.
klunker rider over 9 years ago
I knew someone who started to collect comic books in the 80’s as an investment, he said by the late 2000’s he could use them to start fires in the fireplace they were so valueless.
russellc64 over 9 years ago
Mine would have been the original 1964 GI Joe.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 9 years ago
In the 50’s I collected Science Fantasy/Fiction comics with Wood’s great illustrations. At the time a local women’s club of porno censorship clamed all these comics obscene due to an illustration of just a tummy of a beautiful alien female human with no navel.
They were hidden under my mattress with real cheese cake magazines. I loaned them to my brother who also placed them under his bed mattress whew Mom found them, & tossed them out. Mom never found the girlie magazines. SF comics worth a fortune today.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 9 years ago
All those years ago, Hobbes asked the question that too many would be ‘investors’ were too blinded by greed to ask.
dflak over 9 years ago
I got a collection of Calvin and Hobbs comics.
Godfather Vito over 9 years ago
My mom gave away all my Star Wars stuff
Dr_Fogg over 9 years ago
that happened to all comics from the mid to late 60’s when I went a way to college. Those would have funded my kids college and my retirement today. Oh well..
yangeldf over 9 years ago
I’m pretty sure this came out early enough to actually count as prophetic
Number Three over 9 years ago
Oh, Hobbes… Don’t keep spoiling things.
Even if Calvin does have some stupid ideas! Haha.xxx
KEA over 9 years ago
thrown out:a) all of my sister’s stuffed animals (while she was off to college)b) my brother’s baseball cards including Mickey Mantle rookie cardc) all of my Revell models (while I was off to college)d) a mint 1909 VDB penny (by my sister for a gumball machine!!)
oh… the lossesi can’t go on
Sham_Poser over 9 years ago
“Crime comics” (which would include most superhero comics) are apparently still officially illegal in Canada under some largely forgotten and ignored law passed many decades ago and thought by many even at that time to be silly. The current federal government has revived that concept of pointless and impractical laws to appear to be making a moral statement of disapproval, with zero consideration given to if or how they will ever be enforced.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I wish I still had all the “Tonka Toys” I played with as a child. These were the metal ones, actually made here in Minnesota, not the cheap plastic made in china crap on the market today!.Oh well, life goes on…
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
I wonder if he still has it (now in the “Hobbes and Bacon” days)…
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Few years? That could take forever!
westny77 over 9 years ago
Smart kid. He has a good head for business.
countoftowergrove over 9 years ago
Wow. It’s like Watterson was predicting the world of Funky Winkerbean!
tmick2001 over 9 years ago
Lesson: Protect anything you feel may be valuable from your parents!