This seems like a really complex topic when Calvin discusses it, but honestly, I would take well-deserved failure over undeserved success.
Everyone fails at some point, and you can’t succeed without failing first. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two perfect examples of people who succeeded for doing the wrong thing, like Calvin said.
He can simply be the next avant-garde artist. Except he can also do it on a blank canvas, calling it a painting. Or on an untouched block of marble, calling it a sculpture. Or on a blank wall, calling it a mural. And don’t even get me started on lumps of clay. Wait… Lumps of Clay? Yes! Is that gonna be the name of my new Emo band? Yup, distorted guitar and whiny lyrics? Brilliant! Thanks, Calvin!
12 years of public schools, 7 years of college, 2 years of graduate school and I never had an “ethics test”. Maybe because I majored in math … but I also majored in Art History and Art, and minored in Anthropology and Music, with some incursions into English, so that wasn’t it. It was probably because schools don’t teach ethics. The world might be a better place if they did.
I love the artwork, the expressions, and the style of this strip. I especially love the fact that the main punchline is delivered in a little picture-in-picture frame (with the follow-up punchline in the final frame). I don’t remember seeing another comic that did that.
When I was a kid, I recognized that stealing a candy bar or a dollar was wrong…and stupid! Put your freedom on the line for that? Luckily, I was too lazy to become a criminal mastermind.
Our society wants to punish failure with ruination. We take it as a mortal insult that you didn’t do your absolute best to please, entertain or enrich us. How dare you!
Unfortunately, I don’t believe there are Ethics tests in schools anymore…. all the way from Administrators down to the Students. Calvin unwittingly did the right thing – he ran out the clock.
This is too funny! The irony and truth in here is classic! Calvin’s consience reasons with his mind basically completing the whole ethics test through Calvin’s head while writing nothing down.
I am reminded of a story (unknown if it is real, but it’s fun, at least in my opinion) about a final exam for a college-level philosophy class. The professor placed his chair on top of his desk, and told his students, “For the next three hours, I want you to prove to me that this chair exists.”
The story ends with only one student receiving an “A”. The student’s exam sheet said, “What chair?”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
One might be able to pass an ethics exam by turning in a blank paper.
codycab over 1 year ago
All I got from this was, “Wow! Calvin actually had second thoughts about cheating?!”
Flashaaway over 1 year ago
Get elected. you’ll never have to worry about ethics ever again.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 1 year ago
This seems like a really complex topic when Calvin discusses it, but honestly, I would take well-deserved failure over undeserved success.
Everyone fails at some point, and you can’t succeed without failing first. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two perfect examples of people who succeeded for doing the wrong thing, like Calvin said.
C over 1 year ago
Situational ethics
Bilan over 1 year ago
It’s a good thing Calvin doesn’t know about ChatGPT yet.
Dr. Quatermass over 1 year ago
He can simply be the next avant-garde artist. Except he can also do it on a blank canvas, calling it a painting. Or on an untouched block of marble, calling it a sculpture. Or on a blank wall, calling it a mural. And don’t even get me started on lumps of clay. Wait… Lumps of Clay? Yes! Is that gonna be the name of my new Emo band? Yup, distorted guitar and whiny lyrics? Brilliant! Thanks, Calvin!
cjsm59 over 1 year ago
compact, yet illustrative …..PSA
LeslieBark over 1 year ago
12 years of public schools, 7 years of college, 2 years of graduate school and I never had an “ethics test”. Maybe because I majored in math … but I also majored in Art History and Art, and minored in Anthropology and Music, with some incursions into English, so that wasn’t it. It was probably because schools don’t teach ethics. The world might be a better place if they did.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Or he could actually study, and pass the test ethically.
SteveHL over 1 year ago
“Anymore?” Shouldn’t that be “Anyway?”
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
I still love the back of Calvin’s head.
Crann Bethadh over 1 year ago
I love the artwork, the expressions, and the style of this strip. I especially love the fact that the main punchline is delivered in a little picture-in-picture frame (with the follow-up punchline in the final frame). I don’t remember seeing another comic that did that.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I acknowledge your ethical struggle.
Harumph over 1 year ago
We didn’t have Ethics tests in elementary school. High School either for that matter.
chuckcork1 over 1 year ago
Thankfully while Trump has clearly failed every ethics test going, others in the public sector haven’t.
Skeptical Meg over 1 year ago
If I were his ethics teacher, and he explained the blank page this way, I’d say he learned a lot about ethics and give him an A.
Lecherous over 1 year ago
The moral is: Don’t work so hard; no one ever appreciates it.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
A lot of politicians would fail that test, unless they cheat
lmuller7 over 1 year ago
Ethics ? In the mind of the beholder. Nice job Waterson !
jagedlo over 1 year ago
To cheat or not to cheat, that is the question…
dziner88 over 1 year ago
How does one cheat on an Ethics test?
Jhony-Yermo over 1 year ago
Then years later come Agent Orange, Komrade Don; future be told
happyinvenice23 over 1 year ago
First, Ethics must be taught at home, Or they are hardly ever learned, except by a few.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Someone willing to cheat on an Ethics exam, is someone headed for a supreme court position.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Situational ethics? Letting the situation define what is ethical Calvin?
sandpiper over 1 year ago
I remember reading about a classic old ethics exam
Professor writes on board WHY?
Students read it and turn to each other in confusion and helplessness. Began scribbling frantically.
Except one.
Student WHY NOT!! Turned in his paper. He left.
Professor smiled. He earned his 4 points.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Cal talks a problem to death, then loses interest in it, leaving us to wonder . . . what’s next?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Once Calvin gets this straight, he’ll have a great career and go far in politics.
mindjob over 1 year ago
So much for those crib notes Calvin wrote on the back of his hand
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve never cheated on a test that I could pass. I’ve never failed a test I cheated on. I suppose that means I am a successful test taker. …whopee?
WoT_Hog Premium Member over 1 year ago
Anymore??
rshive over 1 year ago
When I was Calvin’s age, we had nuns for teachers. There was no cheating. Their vision made hawks seem sight-impaired.
pixiekitten Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is how I know Calvin would never be a politician
rasputin's horoscope over 1 year ago
Calvin is six. Handing in a blank piece of paper on a written ethics test seems very appropriate. Well-done, Calvin.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
If you do decide to cheat, cheat off of a smarter person’s paper. Otherwise, you lose twice.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I recognized that stealing a candy bar or a dollar was wrong…and stupid! Put your freedom on the line for that? Luckily, I was too lazy to become a criminal mastermind.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Our society wants to punish failure with ruination. We take it as a mortal insult that you didn’t do your absolute best to please, entertain or enrich us. How dare you!
wconer over 1 year ago
The Democrat playbook… Success at ANY cost !
oakie817 over 1 year ago
right?
T... over 1 year ago
Sunday’s sermon with great art, amen…
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
That is one way to solve your problem.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
It might have been an “A” on a philosophy test, if he could just have written it down – or would that be cheating.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, I don’t believe there are Ethics tests in schools anymore…. all the way from Administrators down to the Students. Calvin unwittingly did the right thing – he ran out the clock.
locake over 1 year ago
He has an ethics class in first grade?
locake over 1 year ago
If he lived in FL he would never have to worry about studying ethics in any grade. Our governor is doing away with any class like that.
hooglah over 1 year ago
Do like politicians…lie, cheat, steal, get filthy rich, and blame each other. Some life, huh?
wiley207 over 1 year ago
Even if Calvin flunked, he ended up doing the right thing.
LJZ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Slings and arrows, Calvin!
https://Poets.org/poem/hamlet-Act-iii-scene-i-be-or-not-be
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Deep
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
He’ll never make it as a politician
jeremiahstauffer over 1 year ago
This is too funny! The irony and truth in here is classic! Calvin’s consience reasons with his mind basically completing the whole ethics test through Calvin’s head while writing nothing down.
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
Mrs Wormwood did not hear all that deliberations on ethics, otherwise she would have given full marks on blank paper.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Calvin sure had a lot of hands.
I Play One On TV over 1 year ago
I am reminded of a story (unknown if it is real, but it’s fun, at least in my opinion) about a final exam for a college-level philosophy class. The professor placed his chair on top of his desk, and told his students, “For the next three hours, I want you to prove to me that this chair exists.”
The story ends with only one student receiving an “A”. The student’s exam sheet said, “What chair?”
chinook12345 over 1 year ago
zoomers love chatgpt on exams
lindz.coop Premium Member over 1 year ago
6 year olds taking an “ethics” test? I know a lot of adults that couldn’t pass it.
einarbt over 1 year ago
If only he had written all this down. Full marks.
njchris over 1 year ago
Not cheating on an ethics test leaves out SCOTUS
xyzwriter48 over 1 year ago
Excellent!!