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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 23, 2012
Transcript:
Ox: "There's not $2 taxes on a $1.99 weenie" Ann: "It's complex, Ox. Don't worry your little head" Ox: "You think I'm dumb and you can cheat me" Ann: "No I don't! Look, I'll give you 2 cookies. A $1.50 value!" Ox: "That's still 26 cents too much" Ann: "I'm canceling this order. Go to burger barn, Ox"
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
4Q, lady! Iâm calling the attorney generalâs office on this scam!
kenhense over 12 years ago
How can Ann be this dumb? All she had to say at the beginning was âsorry my mistake.â However I have in fact seen managers or employees get ridiculous â rather than fess up to a mistake (almost always the easiest way out).
DaJellyBelly over 12 years ago
I think a phone call to HQ is in order!
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
BITE Her, Ox!
Hey, Donât get MAD at Me.
When Shannon Chomped on Annie, All of yaâll thought it was âCuteâ.
Dconskjk over 12 years ago
Ann, in this battle of wits, you are severely needing to check your armory
draksig over 12 years ago
Ann has no up-selling skills. Ox taking his business to BB will effect WH bottom line, so the end of this story line is nearing.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago
Itâs not a lack of upselling skills, She thinks heâs dumb and can be easily had.
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
Apparently Ann likes being fired
Stan King over 12 years ago
All it takes to get her fired is for Ox to report these words: âGo to Burger Barn, Oxâ. Wonder if TJ will be the new manager?
Kamino Neko over 12 years ago
This is when Ox and/or TJ gives corporate a call about Ann.
Arbitrary over 12 years ago
Ann, donât mess with Ox when it comes to food prices. Judging by how much he says he eats, he probably has every food item with tax included completely memorised.
auramac over 12 years ago
This character and storyline are really getting tediousâŠ.
The Old Wolf over 12 years ago
Surprise, Ox is not the stereotypical dumb jock.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Poor Annie Awful! She is as stupid as she thinks Ox is! She WILL regret this attempt at cheating him!
38lowell over 12 years ago
Sometimes, a low cut blouse doesnât work on ALL guysThey have the right to refuse service, and I think itâs posted.
DaJellyBelly over 12 years ago
If Ox was really sharp. He would have paid and then asked for his receipt. The register shows $3.99, so she either rang the wrong item or rang up an additional item(s). /// Also, 38lowell, she has the right to refuse him service because he caught her trying to cheat him????
goaleks over 12 years ago
Excuse me, but I donât get the calculation. In my book it is not 26 but 50 cent too much. Right?
Skababa over 12 years ago
These characters are so 2D and cliche . . .
Tracy King over 12 years ago
tiffany is going to find out and get everyone to stop going to weenie world.
Tackerdog over 12 years ago
I am anxiously waiting for Ann to get shot in a holdup. It wonât make her any more decent but Iâd like to see it anyhow. Everyone else seems to have some decency at the very least.
phurface over 12 years ago
Oh the sweetness of pure imagination that Ann will get fired cuz Oxâs uncle is the CEO of WW and TJ will be promoted.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Oh, boo-hoo, a whole week of you whining about how you didnât like the cartoonâŠAGAIN!
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Like I said yesterday, Ann better hope TJ didnât witness that exchange, not after she went back on her promise to promote him
johndifool over 12 years ago
How can she possibly have any customers (esp. regulars) by this point?
Ratbrat over 12 years ago
I love this storyline. I canât wait to see Eiffel get hers!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 12 years ago
For those who donât like the storyline, stop reading it..Someone will overhear this conversation, or Ox will repeat it..Greg is a clever man, unless Ox hires âFrozen Caveman Lawyer.â âYour strange ways frighten and confuse me. Now get this kid his food, or Iâll sure this wienie stand for a million dollars.â
KasparV over 12 years ago
If she figures in the $1.50 for the cookie, the tax rate is 14.3%.Iâm not aware of anyplace in the states that has that high of a rate. Close, but not 14.3%.
Hugh Manatee over 12 years ago
Iâm actually getting rather tired of Ann Eiffel and the whole Weenie World thing.
LadyChel over 12 years ago
Annâs ego is too big. She just wonât say she is wrong here. Sheâd rather lose a sale. I hope TJ is recording it.
Exactly! Seems like itâs a boss thing. Theyâre the âbossâ so how could they EVER be wrong?! So irritating when a person thinks they can never do wrongâŠ(hm, reminds me of the comment board yesterday, hehe).
uncledad_99 over 12 years ago
He has a lawyer uncle and a rich dad, he isnât dumb, just a big lovable kid.
PocketNaomi over 12 years ago
Ox has never been stupid, just straightforward. Whatâs wrong with having a nice character for a change?
littlesky over 12 years ago
Personally I think itâs great that he is a big sized guy and is NOT being portrayed as an idiot, or perpetually cheerful. I canât stand it when people thing some large should be jolly. Ox is a character who understands being picked on yet he still defends others. Heâs a good guy. However Ann Eiffel isnât a good anything. She is a very poor manager. I would love for something to happen to her to knock her off the pedestal she thinks she is on. Hurray for Ox not giving in and calling Ann on her s__t.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Right now youâre being a verbal bully, and if you have nothing nice to say in your comments, then please donât post anything at all.
Ironhold over 12 years ago
As an MBA?[]Eiffel is toast. []If the security cameras pick up audio, thereâs record of her attempting to swindle a customer. Ox doesnât even need the receipt showing the bad order. (In fact, it wouldnât surprise me if the system somehow logged the order anyway). []One of my employees attempting to swindle a regular customer? I can always find a new manager; I canât always find a regular customer.[]The only way for her to get rid of this evidence would be to purge the system, which is tampering with the equipment and grounds for dismissal anyway.[]And even if the cameras donât pick up audio, there should still be footage of the exchange⊠complete with Anne offering up the cookies. []All Ox has to do is file a complaint with corporate and/or the local Better Business Bureau. []And if the cookies were burnt, then say âhelloâ to the health inspector. []All together? Any corporate type worth their salt would gladly offer Anne up as a sacrificial lamb rather than deal with the fines and bad publicity. []Maybe next weekâs strips will be about TJ easing into his new job as manager while Anne rediscovers the joys of unemployment.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Iâm hoping Oxâs friendship with Tiff and his staredown on Leslie are part of this story. That will be an interesting mix.
BlitzMcD over 12 years ago
Amazing that Ann stays in a management capacity, given her obvious lack of people skills.
mizz quoted over 12 years ago
I suspect that Tiffany will be showing up soon â livid that Ann is trying to take advantage of Ox â so begins a new storyline :)
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
Rubbish. Thatâs just an excuse to treat the employees like criminals.
And if the stupid American business managers really want to prevent pilfering by employees, then they should pay them better. That would lead the workers to better appreciate their jobs and their workplaces.
coolwaterman over 12 years ago
This is exciting. And she keeps pushing desert when Ox already said heâs not interested (clueless).
I bet his uncle the lawyer gets introduced to the arc any day now⊠woo hoo!
Go OX!!
beachlvr Premium Member over 12 years ago
i think thereâs more to this story line comingâŠ
coolwaterman over 12 years ago
How about this for the arc. Ann jumps the counter and attempts to strangle OxâŠ.
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
I always knew Ann was an idiot. She just lost her best customer.
yangeldf over 12 years ago
what the hell is wrong with this lady?
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 12 years ago
I cannot wait for TJ to return and make this story arc really fun! I think TJ and Ox are going to make a great team in getting Eiffelâs goat.
Bucinka over 12 years ago
She is such a coconut.
SideshowStarlet over 12 years ago
I love this arc! I canât wait for TJ to show up. Ann, just have TJ run the register!!! Then it wonât matter so much that you donât have people skills and you canât up-sell worth beans.
Buggerlugs over 12 years ago
That Ox guy is not as dumb as one.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Dear WeenieworldâŠThank you once again for returning our best customer back to us. We thought we lost him forever this time. Keep doing what youâre doing.Sincerely,Burgerbox.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
What is she even doing behind a cash register again? Has she learned nothing from the last time she tried to up-sell?How many more customers does she have to chase away before Corporate decides to put her in her place.Back in Japan..No, wait! I take that back. That would be cruel and inhumaneâŠto the people of Japan.
Pelahnar over 12 years ago
Correction: Tiffany is less intelligent than Ox.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
I think both the Ann Eiffels here need to have a lobotomyâŠoops, one of them already hasâŠ.my badâŠ
KasparV over 12 years ago
The highest total sales tax rate in the United States is in Tuba City, Arizona, which has a combined rate of 13.725 percent. This rate is composed of a 6.6 percent state tax, a 1.125 percent Coconino county tax, and an additional 6 percent tribal tax levied by the ToâNaneesâDizi local government.
drewpamon over 12 years ago
Sexual harassment?? Sure. Since security cameras are a fact of life in our âsafeâ modern environment, sheâd have a hard time demonstrating, let alone proving that was happening in what would appear to be a normal customer/server interaction. Sheâd have a harder time demonstrating that the food ticket for a mini-wienie should be showing $3.99. Dija know that for all of the fuss about shoplifting in retail stores, the actual higher total of stolen goods is often by staff, not customers??
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Well that assumes 1. WW has security cams.2. The security cams are pointed at every angle "his gaze was making me uncomfortableâŠ. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD WEAR A LONGER SKIRT AND A SHIRT THAT COVERS MY BOOBS "3. That the cameras record sound.4. That Ann doesnât have access to the tapes. * erase*5. That the tapes arenât regularly erased. (tape is expensive and were not talking ft Knox here)
Most often security cams are reserved for high crime areas that need them and are considered too expensive/a hassle for low crime suburbs.
drewpamon over 12 years ago
The store most likely has agents shop there on a regular basis already. They are called secret shoppers and employees will get bonuses based on the reports. Fun work really.
drewpamon over 12 years ago
Depends on the state and normally the rule is about recording phone calls.
Ironhold over 12 years ago
âObfuscating stupidityâ[]TJ has shown himself to be incredibly cunning over the course of the series, and is likely still feeling burned over her betrayal of him. []I could easily see him accept the position simply to rub it in to her face once sheâs gone.
Cathy38c over 12 years ago
Why would someone buy a tee shirt with a one day comic strip on it???
ItsJustAComic over 12 years ago
wouldnât it be cool if we learned that TJ is the heir to weenie world and he got to fire Anne?
doverdan over 12 years ago
That Tiff rather appreciated Ox was a first for her.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
Are you sure your handle wasnât âdillio9000â in another life? Because you obsess as much over the perceived failings of Luann as he/she did over those of Chuckle Bros.
Chocoloop over 12 years ago
Greg has run out of ideas for a week
drewpamon over 12 years ago
Well since WW is most likely a franchise management is probably an individual owner who probably doesnât have any such jobs open
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Only read a few of the comments, so this may be a repeatâŠ.Anne tried to overcharge a customer. Doesnât matter that Ox was subject to the overcharge. This was not a one off, one shot deal. This is a regular occurance. .No wonder Weenie World is making a profit.
goanoparsi over 12 years ago
A couple of weeks & Ann will be sacked & T.J. will take over the place.
goaleks over 12 years ago
Iâm very impressed, Knox did that correct calculation in seconds! I didnât know that you have 7%. Here in Austria we have 20% TAX.
Muxmaster over 12 years ago
She must have gotten her training from Sprint Customer Service.