Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2014

Can we cut the cheese…puns?

Although Gouda is a Dutch cheese, Pig is sounding Italian speaking in broken English (like-a Mario)in the final panel.

Oh, good- I get to post more CHEESE!With hat-tip to the Christian Rock group: ‘Love Song’…..:“Since I opened up, opened up my store,Can’t think of anything else but Cheesies anymore…”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SG7xCzXrqI

They say cleanliness is next to godliness. No, Gouda is next to godliness. Look it up in the dictionary.

The Dutch pronunciation of “Gouda” is pretty close to “ghowdah”

(Don’t even dream of imagining how the gh-sound is pronounced properly …..).

You’re welcome- keep workin’ at it!

Another pun..I camembert it……….

Pig: “Can I tell you the story of ‘Edam and Eve’? The snake tempts Eve with a wheel of Colby. Each telling includes wine and crackers!”

I just swiss this was over

Swiss cheese is the most religious, since it’s holey.

Who makes your favorite cheesy products? Dominoes? Nabisco?

I guess “have you found cheeses?” was too obvious.

Cheezus please us.

Whey to go Pastis.

Pig should be more careful when he’s caesin the neighborhood for converts.

But I guess, he thinks he’s showing everyone the whey!

LOL @ Reppr. Good one.

I will now read from the book of Limburger..

I had a load of chees jokes but I had been told to rennit in.

None of these would have occurd to me. No whey.

You are all awesome! Great puns.

Now that is good, and very funny…thanks!

bwahahaha!

People are really milking all these cheese puns!

“No, and I don’t give Edam about it”.

“Church of Cheese” sounds like a good name for the Wisconsin Synod Lutherans…short for “Church of Cheese, Coffee, and Hotdish”.

Stand up, stand up for cheeses…

well, his church is better than all the other religions out there. only dietary restrictions is they must have cheese. no special underwear and no hypocritical tolerance.

Most of these puns never o-curd to me.

Just went to http://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/?i=ato get inspiration for a cheese I could make a pun on. (Can’t hold a Cantal to you wags.) Then I saw that the site names over 700 cheeses. I decided to (Bel) Paese on that one.

boo! LOL!

Edam you and your puns, Stephen!

Maybe he could go to Greece and teach at the Parmesan. He might even see the Fetama?

He’ll probably just end up becoming another Stinking Bishop

According to their gospel, Edam was the first cheese. Then, because Edam was lonely, the Cheesemaker gave him crackers.

Gouda grief, what you get when it’s as gouda’s gone? No pun like a cheesy pun.

Thank you, this one made me laugh out loud!

This is just laugh out loud funny! Great comments. Who would have known cheese could be so funny.

“Church of Cheese:” Brie very, very afraid…

All these cheesy puns are making me Blue and Tyning for the Fiore Sardo. Also a pain in the Butte.

They don’t worship in a brick church, but rather at a roquefort

Get ready for the door slammed in your face, Pig.It’ll happen…xxx

edam all those who forsake the church of cheese!

Keep it Brie guys.

Those who eat Swiss cheese will become holey.

“Would you not cheddar tear for your brother when he is in pain?”

Pastis is a pun muenster

I see, yes, I see from all these comments that Pig’s Church of Cheese has split into numerous factions already, asking of each other, “are you a follower of Edam or of Gouda, of Feta or of Münster, or are you a Swiss?”I am one only, sayeth the Big Cheese!

All these puns are life a fine cheese—they stink!

(I wish I’d have been here earlier to make them…)

Have you accepted cheeses as your savior?

I hope this becomes a whole series of bad cheese puns.That would be spectacular.

I’m not sure if someone has already said this, but this one reminds me of an earlier strip where Pig goes around his neighbourhood asking people if they’ve seen figurines from a Christmas nativity scene.“Have YOU found Jesus?”

So, what happened to panel four, with one of the characters pummeling Pastis?

Great puns from everyone. Thanks for the laughs.

Lead us not into Limburger.

Good one!(his first three words were cut the cheese, a synonym for fart)

70.

That sound you hear is Steph getting smacked.

Leave me provolone!