Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 24, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "The mayor's podium is too tall for the actor. Also, the tuba won't fit through this door-use the archway" Luann: "The bridge is 5 feet too far upstage. And move this tree left so it won't block the spotlight" Mrs. Manezon: "This girl is a GENIUS!!" Luann: "I'm a genius, Quill" Quill: "Gotta say, I'm impressed"
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
It’s like she’s Al Boreland and he’s an approving Tim Taylor!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
We all knew she was a genius, just not at what
sukiec over 10 years ago
Quill appreciates and loves Luann as a rounded person; it is natural for him to be happy for her. Now, can she remember to be happy for him and be less jealous of him also loving his work once she learns what he is feeling?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Who designed that wholly inadequate set. anyway? Must have been a graduate of the Moony Uni Drama Department. That school is all hacks.
TheDOCTOR over 10 years ago
Luann, You go Girl! This could be a test to see if Luann really is there as Quills assistant.JayBlu: I don’t think Quill is that shallow.
kenhense over 10 years ago
OK – Plot problem solved – for now. Luann & Quill can stay in the same picture. Time for a new arc …
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Tiffaany’s Dad should save his money and send Tiff to a school with a real drama department that teaches you how to design sets properly. Like the University of Melbourne, Australia. Oh wait, students in Australia all have to come to Moony Uni to study drama, because there are no good schools in Oz. Never mind.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Good for you, Luann! You have clear and concise ideas, and you’re not grandstanding, but helping to solve very real problems (as related to the Drama Camp)… ;)
wiselad over 10 years ago
a new arc? you think they can add it to the set? and hopefully, they gonna be co-coordinators
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
I liked “’The Girl Who Knew Too Much (Second Stage)”…BTW, what Is Second Stage? ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Re: Stage stream. It sure looks like it! But, perhaps, it will just be painted on? ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Re: set map. I guess she just has a good imagination and a knack for envisioning things? ;)
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yeah, hasn’t drama camp just started, or maybe it hasn’t even started yet? How do they know how tall the actor playing the mayor will be? And how about moving the spotlight, instead of the tree? That will give Lorraine a chance to be a genius about the lighting and electrical, as well as the set design!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
As this “Set Plan C”, that means the set has not yet been constructed. And as Luann ‘s total time at Moony U. has been spent playing around in the prop room, how could she know the podium is too tall for an actor she’s not yet seen?
keema70 over 10 years ago
Last year they did a dorky play about George Washington and this year they’re doing a full-blown musical? Where did they get the money? From Tiffany’s dad?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
A possible explanation could be that they had the portfolio pics and profiles there as part of their meeting (which would normally be handy for the tech producer, set designer, director and the other creative staff in making sure things are detailed out) and the set planning was just one thing on their agenda…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And unless it’s Knute, I’d say that it’d probably be pretty obvious if the door’s tiny, as a Tuba has a large bell, compared to other instruments. Only a harp or a double bass would seem to be larger than a Tuba….– That’s the whole point of production meetings, etc. to get these things squared away. = Also, having some experience in HS production, Luann is probably aware of where spotlights, etc. would go…. and the fact that Luann probably has a “fresh pair of eyes” to see what they didn’t see. Being so long in the “business”, they may have just overlooked it, and being a “walk-in”, she could have brought “new life” to the whole thing….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Had gotten it. Response: LOL! I “tripped” over that one, too, like you did… but also being a fellow appreciator of parody and W.A.Y., I was able to deduce the true meaning… Now, if only I could find my other keys….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
That’s when “Ya Got Trouble”…
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Had a Late (!) night yesterday and a not-so-awake day today! Sooooo, this all points to me being so tired that I’m not able to read everyone’s posts clearly LOL! So, its off to the upstairs bedroom I go…after I wake up IS Katie who is sleeping next to my computer desk! ’Nite all! ;)-—————————————————————————“I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”(Winston Churchill, 1874-1965)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“How about a Sousaphone ?” ^That’s when “Ya Got Trouble” … - And too, if the Sousaphone tries to fit into the door, and the set breaks, there will be fireworks … yes, fireworks , indeed…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha!!!! Then I’d have to explain what I was doing with an Irish Setter, and she didn’t get to see it… she loves dogs…. – On second thought, I think I’ll just go ahead and tell her it was me…. They say the wounds inflicted “by your loved one” are faithful……
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha! True!– LOL!!! Yeah, that one is wiped clean from our memory….
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
Hope they do a segment on the song “The Sadder-But-Wiser Girl For Me”!
No wide-eyed, eager,Wholesome innocent Sunday school teacher for me.That kinda girl spins webs no spider ever—Listen, boy—A girl who trades on all that purityMerely wants to trade my independence for her security.The only affirmative she will fileRefers to marching down the aisle.No golden, glorious, gleaming pristine goddess—No sir!For no Diana do I play faun.I can tell you that right now.I snarl, I hiss: How can ignorance be compared to bliss?I spark, I fizz for the lady who knows what time it is.I cheer, I rave for the virtue I’m too late to saveThe sadder-but-wiser girl for me.No bright-eyed, blushing, breathless baby-doll babyNot for me.That kinda child ties knots no sailor ever knew.I prefer to take a chance on a more adult romance.No dewy young missWho keeps resisting all the time she keeps insisting!No wide-eyed, wholesome innocent female.No sir.Why, she’s the fisherman, I’m the fish you see?—PLOP!I flinch, I shy, when the lass with the delicate air goes byI smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in.I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more “A”The sadder-but-wiser girl’s the girl for me.The sadder-but-wiser girl for me.
DaJellyBelly over 10 years ago
I’m thinking that between yesterday’s strip and today’s strip. That Ms Manezon asked Luann to look at the set designs and give her opinions and recommendations.
Scott Stevenson over 10 years ago
I’m concerned that Lorraine knows more about Stagecraft 101 than Miss Manismyneckillingme. I suspect she was one of the actors in the old SCTV skit picturing the Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Weeeeeell, it looks like Our Young Heroine just “Upstaged” Pretty-Boy AND Miz Maypo.
Lu’s Lucky. In Real Life, She AND Her “Suggestions” would have been Shown the Door REAL Quick/…..,
mavman over 10 years ago
So, why is Quill the scholarship student at Moony and not Lorraine?
Snoopy_Fan over 10 years ago
Egads!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looks like they will be keeping her around for a while..Which college is she going to attend?
Budman 2 over 10 years ago
Her true calling???
thebigboot over 10 years ago
Utterly amazing super special snowflake knows so much more than the woman who runs the drama camp and someone who wants to be an actor.
Hugh Manatee over 10 years ago
Uh oh….Manezon’s putting the moves on Luann!
cdemattos over 10 years ago
Quill—You’re fired!
cdemattos over 10 years ago
@howtheduck pretty funny. left boob of friendship.
Photobug12 over 10 years ago
Looks like Luann could get a job for Google Maps in a flash
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Ms. M has finally lowered her nose. Maybe she is likable after all.~So Luann has talent. It is nice to see her using it to her advantage. Imagine being able to plan the perfect set up for the stage by simply looking at a picture from a, um, coloring book???
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Luann’s spatial sense really is amazing. It looks as though her hidden talent has suddenly, and auspiciously, come to the fore in the case of Set Plan C! She may have more of a theatrical career than Quill….
kaffekup over 10 years ago
It’s always great when theater people get together. I had no idea Luann had such deep theater experience. I thought all her free time was spent in her room with Bernice.
Mayor Snorkum over 10 years ago
Luann has never shown any talent for anything whatsoever, but suddenly she’s a Yale Drama School graduate in set design? Yeah, sure.
davidpepper over 10 years ago
Do I see a possible future career as a set designer?
jonnijones over 10 years ago
Set Designer! Yaaayyy! Luann has found her niche!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Luann is THAT good
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
You do not have to crown Lorraine a genius, that has already been done.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Live long and prosper
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
So… what are the odds this is leading to Luann suddenly being offered a spot at Moony Uni this fall instead of Pitts CC?
That might change a lot of things…..
angelolady Premium Member over 10 years ago
LOL howtheduck.
Does this possibly mean that Luann will get to maintain some maturity now? It is time….
drbeth over 10 years ago
LuAnn Degroot, Engineer…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Greg doesn’t come here because we WILL call him on lapses in logic that he and his supplicants just slough over.-———————————————————Such as; why are freshmen apparently in charge of this college theater production?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Isn’t Mrs. Maneson’s drama camp supposed to be a highly competitive and prestigious camp that students all over the world try to get into, and it has a long waiting list because it can’t accept everybody who wants to attend? That was last year’s premise. This year, the premise seems to be that the camp is a completely incompetent operation that can’t even stage a production of “The Music Man” (a feat that is accomplished on an almost daily basis somewhere in the world, by high schools and amateur groups). So, a recent high school graduate with no knowledge of set design and no apparent skill for, or interest in, interior decor must be called upon to re-do everything about the sets in order to rectify the camp’s abject failures?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Sometimes you just don’t know what you can do till you are put in a situation in need of you doing so.”^Kohhhhh-rekt!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
As I said 2 days ago, Lorrain, uh, Luann is awesome!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I’m just saying that it’s a pretty funny irony… not sayin’ it’s remarkable, or incredible, or “wonderous”, or even “mysterious”. Not even wondering about it. It’s just a funny thing about “idosyncracies” and ironies, some of those things in life that could “tickle your funny bone”… that’s all I was sayin’…… I’m just sayin’….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Considering Quill has started to notice his girlfriend is a needy sloth…”^Now, that’s not what I’m sayin’ at all! It’s one thing to say that she’s “hungry” for passion and feels compelled to romanticize what “the ideal relationship/ experience” should be (which is what is), but it’s quite another to call her a “sloth”. That is not true. And is a bit harsh. She just hadn’t found her niche in some areas, and when she does , she really shines…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Did you forget about the concert grand piano?” ^Yeah, also a key example…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“I think GoComics should pressure Greg Evans …” ^Maybe they can remake the series “In Search Of”….. and Nimoy can “find himself”!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I see some patterns being “recycled” here… and it seems similar in tone to some others. It really is…
ImaginaryGIrl over 10 years ago
Luann’s making impressing impressions!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Luann has constantly had goals. Some she tried for, some she has been discouraged from even beginning. The purpose of her character was stated by her creator, himself, to be representative of the “everyday average ‘middle of the road’ girl” and represents people trying to find their way. Her creator has also stated that she is not exceptionally good at some things, but not all that bad ,either. – Being a sloth is not doing anything at all. You yourself have been witness to her working in an afterschool care program, a library program, and has applied to drama camp, and has starred in productions, participated in school activities (a fashion show, a school project to assist the elderly), she has also babysat, she has shown interest in people (see Mrs. Horner), has assisted her friends, and quite a few other things. – So I submit that all of this evidence negates the word “sloth” from this. Unmotivated (at times)? Yes, you can put that in the bank!!!! A sloth? No….
locake over 10 years ago
I thought Manzone has been doing this for a long time. Certainly she would already know everything Luann just said.
slsharris over 10 years ago
Set desing is a viable career! And if she’s that good at it, maybe a scholarship to Mooney Uni…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Sometimes, people can be be experts in their field and _still_miss some things, or not have a “fresh, new perspective” on a situation. Even on seemingly little things . – Not only that, but a director who has staff delegates a lot of work between different “departments” from “technical production” to “set design” to "scoring’ to writing, and especially if there’s a new person joining the production company, some aspects have to be “gelled together”, which is why creative talents for TV shows, Movies, Theatre Production Companies and even Network Sports Broadcast Programs have these kinds of meetings. Every week. every broadcast/performance. The creative business is not a “set it and forget it” sort of thing…. so that means that Manezon could just be getting what her other teams submitted, and she’s going over them with Quill! and Luann. It could also mean that Quill!s position is a bit prominent…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Being a sloth is not doing anything at all-sloth: reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness.-Nowhere in that definition does it say that sloth means always. Her natural state is that of a sloth though.” ^Of course it’s not going to use the word “always” in the dictionary definition. That would make it a “subjective” definition with a qualifier! Definitions aren’t formulated in that way, or else it’d be called an “Opinion Encyclopedia”. – Let’s look at the full definition that you got from Google.
sloth
/slôTH,släTH,slōTH/
noun
noun: sloth; plural noun: sloths; noun: three-toed sloth; plural noun: three-toed sloths; noun: two-toed sloth; plural noun: two-toed sloths
1.
reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness.“he should overcome his natural sloth and complacency”
synonyms: laziness, idleness, indolence, slothfulness, inactivity, inertia, sluggishness, shiftlessness, apathy, acedia, listlessness, lassitude, lethargy, languor, torpidity; literaryhebetude (example given:) “who is responsible for the sloth of this department?”
Notice it says “reluctance to work or make an effort”. Given her history and activities, it cannot be said that she is a sloth (by the definition that you are quoting). The fact that she has participated in activities ( regardless of the motivation) means that she isn’t slothful, but just that some things motivate her, some don’t (like all of us in one respect or another). She wouldn’t even have a boyfriend (let alone bother to go on dates with him, if she was a sloth. A person like Quill! (as shown in the way he’s depicted) would not even bother to show any interest in her, as his personality and interests would seem to conflict with being with someone who was that way.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yes, she does get motivated to beat Tiffany as well, so that’s two things. ^There were more than just two things.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
" it’s much more depressing that a couple kids had a fashion show at a fast food place "^There was more than one fashion show she participated in. Another one was part of the contest Greg had for readers to submit fashion styles, and she and other cast members modeled the winning designs, and participated in the announcing of the contest, along with presenting it….
MysteryCat over 10 years ago
Luann’s new assignment — set design. She’s finally found her niche.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
This would be disappointing though. Luann has no idea what she wants to do with her life, and she would figure it out while saving money at a community college.
Believe it or not, I actually agree it would be disappointing, though not for the same reasons. I want Lu to go to Pitts CC for two reasons:
1) To have her forge new relationships with new people and not have the old crew to rely on (read: “crutch”)… she will have some work to do…
2) To see if Greg/Karen will take on the concept of Lu still living at home and being subject to “house rules” but yet reaching the “age of majority” and wanting to pursue boys, etc….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Here is Greg’s quote from the Facebook page (link in blue text):
“I’d say Drama Camp has improved!” (quoted verbatim).
JayBluE over 10 years ago
A lot of people “stumble” into things that they don’t “instigate”. I’m sure you have run across examples of such people in movies, music, sports, you name it! Those people didn’t initially choose to follow in those careers, but somehow did. – Weird Al went to school to be an architect. Changed his mind, decided it wasn’t for him. He probably would tell you that he enjoyed his choice of changing paths (14 successful albums later), though some would have questioned him about it at first. - A lot of people don’t “start” something, but end up “finding” something…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Whew! I was afraid you were going to say she was going to join the Layout and Acting Zealot’s… uh…..something that begins with “Y”….
Datamater over 10 years ago
If Luann’s such a genius, how is it she doesn’t know the difference between a “podium” and a “lectern”? A podium is the platform used to raise the lectern (and the person speaking) off the floor. A/V rental companies have to clarify this with clients before an event, otherwise the result can be…
CLIENT (screeching): “Where’s my podium?!?”A/V provider: You’re standing on it".
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
That tree is poorly placed. It should go to the left so as not to block the bridge but not take away from the action on the stage.
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
And an incompetent director. Sheesh!
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Glad to see you’re a “genius” at production, Lou.*On the other hand, be careful what you’re good at— lest you get imprisoned in production rather than in performing.
lmonteros over 10 years ago
I was shocked when I visited my ex-husband’s classroom, that was neat and organized. He was the kind of guy who would drop everything on the floor and not wash his sheets for a year. And my messiest kid has turned out to be a scientist, which requires strict laboratory controls. People are different away from home.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Admittedly Luann stayed in high school for decades but many take the paths which open before them through life. The mere fact that she notices a path and steps in says much..We are surrounded by opportunities we neither notice or want.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
It really is possible to pick a goal in life, pursue it through a lifetime, realize it wasn’t what you really wanted.THE DANGER OF OBSESSIONsometimes better to start off flighty
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
I TRY not to do it there.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Would be great if ‘Spock’ (Leonard Nimoy) were out there, living long and prospering. Unfortunately, in February of this year, he revealed that he suffers from Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease, even though he gave up smoking 30 years earlier. That disease affected both our step Dad (who stopped smoking after WW II) and his cousin (who never smoked), and leaves you with a lack of oxygen and energy at best. Also a greatly increased vulnerability to pneumonia.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
I like it.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
I like to think that I speak for most of us. We’re impressed too.
BillWa over 10 years ago
From set piece to Set Peace, you rock Luann!
beachlvr Premium Member over 10 years ago
it’s nice to see Luann be really good at something!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yes, like sand castles on the beach. Or the sand itself, shifting with the tide.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Also the term “Gerrymander” comes to mind….
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yay — somebody likes Luann for a change.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
And the reason it is called “gerrymander” is that the strung-out election district joined up to resemble a sort of lizard-like shape, or perhaps a salamander.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
LOL! Jerry wouldn’t like it.. gives new meaning to the term: “Hello…. Newman …” – Although around these parts, some people might say it’s a guy who forgot to take his supplements (Geritol,+ Man)….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
There are tons of people who were both producers/directors and performers. Some at the same time, like Alan Parsons. He assisted in or headed up the production of the Beatles, Pink Floyd and a few others, yet also made records. So did Trevor Horn and Geoff Downes. – Woody Allen also comes to mind in movies… – In fact, take a gander at these names or even these ….
50srefugee over 10 years ago
I know we’re all supposed to poo-poo this, but the fact is, this can be a real problem. Disconcerting enough if your assistant threatens your position, worse if she’s your girlfriend as well.
I hate to say it, but this is not the Luann Quill signed up for. Realistically, there’s going to have to be significant readjustment.
50srefugee over 10 years ago
Luann’s expression is a bit…panicked. I don’t think she had any idea she could do this. Very likely the ideas are still coming, faster than she can get them out.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Or Gerrymandering could also be an “obscure reference” to a commercial where Sammy Davis was the pitchman: “♫”…The Gerryman can……♫””
transylvanian over 10 years ago
Definitely “The Music Man” with that set design. :)
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
When it breaks down, you can tell the tow truck company, “It is EXTREMELY! green, green with an explination point, and when you see it, you will know what I’m talking about.” That was my 1971 Ford Ranch Wagon. It was so much easier to find than a silver Corolla.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
That’s a real pain in the A..!
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Thanks. I’ll take a look
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
I are a graduate of the Noo Yawk City public skool system.