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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 28, 2014
Transcript:
Brad: "Ok, I'm off to save the world from burning down" TJ: "Off to serve food from a truck" Brad: "You sound down, T.J. Biz bad?" TJ: "Biz is bad, cooking in a hot truck is bad, endless dumb paperwork is bad..." Brad: "So Cafe TJ isn't as awesome as you thought?" TJ: "The dream? Awesome. The reality?" Brad: "Bad?" TJ: "GHAAAAK"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, cancel that APBā¦..
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
And here I thought weād Finally have gotten rid of TJā¦ ;P
charne over 10 years ago
Maybe a career change in the works?
Constancy over 10 years ago
must be the wrong kind of food. It is a money maker in the bay area.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
āAll Dressed Up And No Place For DoughāāThereās No Business Like No BusinessāāCrying Over Tilled SiltāāWell, Iāmā¦. Not Lovināā¦ Chicken Of The Seaā (ā«)āHealthy Food Abd A Sick LedgerāāThereās No Business Like Slow BusinessāāOnions Give Me The BluesāāPaperwork Leaves A Bad Taste In My MouthāāA Hot Truck Is Not So Hotāor
āNo Bread And Plenty Of Thymeā
ILikeMeSomeComics over 10 years ago
Maybe he should his operation to a real building?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
So he doesnāt have obsessive/compulsive disorder?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Maybe it is a new and improved uniform? ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Interestingā¦yeah, thatās what we should call itā¦ ā Not to mention that some places seem as though āsales taxā means āturn on the vacuumāā¦.
barbarasbrute over 10 years ago
Ah TJ, āthe life of a grown-upā.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Iāve got family that sells on Amazon, and I deal with a few people who run their own business through it, and I see that can seem to be a pain in more ways than oneā¦
wiselad over 10 years ago
either we nneeedddd chef Ramsey to bring back the passion of cooking to TJ. or hate to say it, he should get Ann to handle books and manage the business side
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Paging Chef Ramsayā¦.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
IS Katie is sound asleep beside my computer deskā¦since I am still recovering (!) from all the work I did in and outside the house on Saturday, I think Iāll accompany her upstairs. Also, have a good book about who takes care of caregivers who take care of elderly persons who suffer from dementia. It is based on what was said during a year by the caregivers in a local caregiver support group which mets in a hospital somewhere on the east coastā¦ Sort of like Studs Terkelās (and others) books. Sooooooooo, "nite all! ;)-āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā-āAh! What avails the classic bent And what the cultured word, Against the undoctored incident That actually occurred?ā (Rudyard Kipling, 1865-1936)
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Few people succeed at the first try in businessā¦ keep it up, TJ. You may become the next Col. Sanders or Ray Krocā¦ if at firstā¦ etc.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, basically! ā I hear too that thereās some counties/cities that do it on top of/in spite of/ in lieu of whatever the state does/doesnāt chargeā¦.
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Recently, I was wondering about TJā Itās a surprise that he is still in business, although it looks like things are changing.
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Earlier tonight, I saw on the Wikipedia page that July 28 is Peruvian Independence Day. Of course, clinic workers probably donāt get the day offā¦
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And it reminds me too of the āyard sale ruleā we have hereā¦.except for the casual yard sales, anyone else who sells āregularly/frequentlyā are supposed to do it. And in some cases (including out of state purchases) they expect the consumer to do it (through the āuse taxā, but for us, itās really the sales tax with another name). ā Thereās a few year round flea markets I enjoy, and I wonder if there are some there who probablyā¦ ādonāt knowāā¦. that they are supposed to collect itā¦
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
Itās about time to write TJ out of the strip. His departure could be explained as a desire to start a new life in a different town. When he leaves, it will be convenient for Toni to move in, whether before or after marriage.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
AKA "Cookinā While Youāre Cookinā "ā¦..
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Maybe you could turn your investment around, TJ, by hiring a good cook for the truckā¦.
sarafaye over 10 years ago
Sigh. I had allowed myself to hope TJ had found his calling and grown up. I pretended not to have realized how mistaken I was when he tried to minimum wage Quill into doing the whole job.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
My respect and appreciation! I always appreciate someone who chooses the culinary arts! ā I think in this case, TJ is only jaded when it comes to the paperwork part. I donāt think heās at all tired of the cooking part. ā He has stated as much before, when he hired āQuill!ā ā¦itās the āpushing paperā that heās really tired ofā¦.
BillH77 over 10 years ago
Ah, the government worker goes off to his well paying job and the normal taxpayer dreads his. Welcome to 2014 America.
King_Shark over 10 years ago
I thought he was leaving the cooking to the Feather. Who couldnāt cook.Beginning to miss working under Ms Eiffel, TJ? At least she is probably in much more remunerative, not to say successful, employment.
jackianne1020 over 10 years ago
Welcome to the real world, TJ!!!
ctsignguy over 10 years ago
You cant do that! You would turn all of Congress into paupers!
rshive over 10 years ago
I have a family member who is a chef. He also excels at the administrative parts of the job,saying āSomebody has to do it.ā
rshive over 10 years ago
As long as somebody else gets hit with the 90 pct and not me.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Aaaah, welcome to the world of the self-employed. Instead of one boss, you have 30. Still be persistent and you can find your sweet spot.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Weeeeeeell, āSmiley,ā SOME of Us Here Thought it was a BAD Idea from the Get Go.
NOW, the Question Is: What sort of Alternative Hair-Brained Scheme will YOU come up with that Will make Brad, His Bride to be, the Rest of the DeGroot Clan, and two thirds of Good People of the Town of Pitts, Look like Idiots??
Just Me over 10 years ago
I read this comics page occasionally, and one of the things Iāve noticed are the level and intensity of the comments.You folks know this is a comic strip, right? I mean these characters are not real. They live only in the mind of the strip creator. You understand that, right? Commenting (as one of the āPROā members does,to the tune of 15,579 comments over a 16 month period, which roughly equates to 31 comments a day) on the make believe lives of these characters begs the question: Do you have a real life of your own? Does your daily life consist of sitting at a keyboard and offering opinions on who every character is and what they may or may not be doing/feeling/meaning?And if it does, how very sad. Do something productive. Volunteer at a food bank or a hospital or a school.Campaign against domestic violence or child abuse or work for MADD. Coach a little league team. Hell, be a greeter at Wal-Mart for that matter. If you wake in the morning and the best part of your day is commenting on what Luann and her cast of imaginary characters are doing/wearing/thinking, what an exciting life you must lead.
MitmanArt over 10 years ago
I like TJ! He adds zest.
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
This the first first time Iāve seen TJ not smiling in any of the panels.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
āChefā was a delightful film!!!! I enjoyed it greatly. Could TJ perhaps be embarking on an extended road trip and unfortunately be written out like apparently Guther and Rosa have been?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whatever, hijinks will ensue.
doris sloan over 10 years ago
Opened a restaurant once. Wish Iād met T.J. first.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Those who despise TJ will be glad to see he lost his smile.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Is this the beginning of the end of T.J.?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
ā. Tax million dollar incomes at 90%.ā.Translation:Take from people who arenāt me to pay for what I want.
Lanty Ross over 10 years ago
But real entrepreneurs do just that, start a successful business and then quickly sell it.
davidpepper over 10 years ago
When Brad first started first-aid classes for becoming a firefighter (where he met Toni), TJ accompanied him, but didnāt take it seriously (didnāt follow through with the next class like Brad did). Donāt think TJ is cut out to be a firefighter, doesnāt take life seriously, but a serious career change is in the works.
rrip over 10 years ago
Resist the temptation to take the bait. We donāt need a full blown political discussion here.
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
So begins a whacky adventure, where Brad and TJ try swapping jobs for a weekā¦. leading to Brad poisoning most of the town with salmonella- and e. coli-infested food, while TJ starts a fire that destroys 90% of the cityās residential district.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
I was kind of hoping this week would be either the arc of Brad & Toniās wedding or a continuation of Gunther & Rosa in Peru. There are SO many possibilities in the latter, I canāt imagine that Team Evans wonāt use them.
Mayor Snorkum over 10 years ago
Iāve been wondering about this: In what town do the firefighters wear dress uniforms, with necktie, on everyday duty? I know they donāt wear ties while they fight fires.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
For those who have not see the movie āChefā, itās worth seeing. And itās not about how great it is to cook food on a truck. Itās about trying to rehabilitate your career after it collapses, even though youāre good at what you doā¦.
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
Welcome to the world of entrepreneurship,T.J.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
TJ, this is why we all need vision. Details of everyday life are always bringing us down, and that vision of success (however you define it) lifts us back up and propels us on.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Iāll take some TJ over another week of āwill they or wonāt they?ā with Luann and Quill. Seriously, those two need to either get it over with or go on a trip off panel like Gunther and Rosa.
DanGuerena over 10 years ago
franchi$e out.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
OK, Mr. Monocleā¦..If thatās how ya wanna play itā¦.. ā And you are the proverbial "dark, wide mouthed cooking apparatus attempting to identify the culinary cauldron as the one being opaque (hypocrittically, I might add)ā¦ā¦
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thatās why he needs to hire an accountant/bookkeeper (not to be confused with a ābookieāā¦!).^And trust someone else with his green? I mean the other oneā¦ ā When Quill! Was still working for him, was when he said he was tired of certain aspects of the business, I had thought that he was gone, then! Go fig!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Not to mention that thereās 24 hour news channels, all of those political talking head shows (yeeech!) and plenty other things out thereā¦ Iām sure that some of the people railing against such things are conveniently āleaving outā the fact that they too have something that they enjoy that could also be āconvenientlyā characterized in that wayā¦.. ā Plus some of those people should know that when you point a finger at someone else(index finger) , there are always three pointing back at you (mid finger, ring finger, pinky)!ā¦.
overtherainbow over 10 years ago
ādidnāt say he was 100% all correct; said he wasnāt 100% all wrong. We (myself included) often spend too much time here instead of in the real world. Have to maintain perspective.ā
*
Exactly right.
capricorn9th over 10 years ago
TJ is is a cook. He should have spent his money on going to culinary school to become a chef or sous chef and work in restaurants instead of buying the food truck. That would be a better investment towards his career.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And I found that they are also one to talk, in viewing some of their previous statementsā¦
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Perhaps theirs is a āplexiglassā polymer, ha ha!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
"ā¦in the discussion here whether we agree with each other or notā¦. " ^The bottom line!
platechick over 10 years ago
Wow ā LOTS of comments! Guess everyone has an opinion of lifeās expectations not measuring up!
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
Welcome to the real world, T.J.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Brdshtt ā give FhvnEd a break! Click on his avatarā heās been a member two years and has posted 18 comments.*Silence makes his words precious. If you read them, you will find his comments insightful, wise, supportive, informative. And the strips to which he responds are some of the most difficult strips being written!
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Sarcasticus-LOL!!!
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
Sales taxes are regressive. They hit the poor the most.Place a tax on wealth. Tax million dollar incomes at 90%.-Recently I read in the LA Times that when the top tax rate is higher there are more jobs, prosperity, etc. Now I assumed that was when profits were reshuffled back into the business (read: the economy). These days, it sounds like the stockholders are siphoning off a bigger share of the profits than before,, so I wonder if that is still true._Also, even if the top rate is higher, thatās not the amount one pays on ALL their earnings. One chunk is taxed at 20%, the next at 22%, and so forth. All the way to the top rate .
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
@howtheduck-For some reason, half the time when I try to use the āreplyā function, I get a non-functional box that doesnāt allow any typing.-Jon Favreau wrote, co-produced, directed and acted as āChefā in the movie. He started out in indies, and then did some big films, but decided to go back to his origins for this. Heās been quoted as saying he was trying to get a chef character like this into other movies and finally decided to do it this way.-Favreau is much more sophisticated about the internet than the character he played, but he wanted, so he says, to show how a person could get out of touch with parts of his life and his original passions (cooking and his family), and get jolted back into finding his heart again. -So he had Chef basically āact outā against a critic who wasnāt really telling him anything that he didnāt already know, that heād ālost his mojoā in favor of staying safe in a job micromanaged by someone who was more interested in sameness than in progress.-The fun that the Chef had on the truck was about getting back to being a Dad as well as a Chef, and in the end, he ended up āredeemedā. The food truck was like a life raft, in a way. -Could that ever happen for TJ? Probably notā¦
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
i just noticed: what happened to Leviticus?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
āā¦ By the way I wasnāt insulting you, I was just pointing out that Ed was attacking you in particular, he listed a comments number that matched up with yours ā¦.ā (Bold done by me for emphasis)^Sorry I couldnāt respond earlierā¦. I was out seeing about a bridge. Or was I playing it? Hard to remember, sometimesā¦ ā Okay, thenā¦ I can understand why you would happen to mention my name, as if other people would be happening to wonder āwhat/where/who/why/howā ā¦ that way, just one person could be identified, in case anyone was happening to wonder about who was being āidentifiedā.. as if theyād go about their day wonderingā¦ Who am I to argue with such a great service?ā¦.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And just in case you donāt remember which comment I was speaking aboutā¦
(in response to Dave53): āI think IamJayBluE will be disappointed to hear you support this sad assessment of his life, considering thatās who FhvnEd was talking about.ā
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Wash your hands before you make that burger, TJ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Heh, sounds like the makings of a Sci-Fi TV seriesā¦
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thank you for helping me to understand where you were coming fromā¦.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And thatās the thing. Quill was looking for a temp part time gig, and TJ was overwhelmed. Now no more Quill! And itās almost back to square one with TJ. Seems TJ just needs the right person to come along to help him. One that will fit in with what he needs/expects, The right talent can help one like boosters on a rocket. ā Now, finding that talent? Wellā¦..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And perhaps if thereās a dish that is his āspecialtyā and itās that good, hopefully the right person will come along to be able to either show him where/who will be able to make something of that (to the mutual benefit of everyone involved), or will be that person willing to āinvestā in TJāās talents or dishesā¦.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yes, but also the question is: who will someone like TJ be able to ātrustā with the money (or what little there is of it),ā¦
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Freuinlaven!