Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 24, 2016

I guess there’s no “catch and release”?

Catch and release is for “Sport” fishing. Not for fishing for the table.

I actually didn’t even see that coming….I’m slippin’…It’s not hard to figure out what happened to Rapunzel, I guess eh?….. Anyway, so, tan bears hang out with brown bears? I didn’t know they even got along…That’s good to know….I’ll sleep well tonight…

Y’spose Wiley is trying to discourage those have been begging him to market his bears as stuffed toys?

Not only do they know human psychology and urges, they’re versed in fairy tale lore. Pretty smart bears!

It’s a well-known fact that bears are great at phishing. They love phish.

May I mention Leo Di Caprio without make an error?

So, this is how the government works?

Wouln’t catch me. One look at that hair, and I’d be gone. The shampoo alone would bankrupt me.

Wiley’s bears are so wily!

Teach a bear to fish……….

Did they also catch a mouse to say “eek!”?

You can guess what happened to the woman who had that long hair. Surprise! Wiley Bears inside!more like “inside Wiley Bear”!

He sure didn’t bear that surprise.

I still think the Beer six pack was better bait.

The real Rapunzel had a neck like Lou Ferrigno.

Dem Bearss waz uzin’ Crystal Gayle as bait??

DIs bearss lookin’ into.

Da colorist waz uzin’ da wrong paint-box !!

Did these bears have an internship on Madison Avenue?

“And another one bites the dust”

Love them Wileybears!

Hmm, and wildlife biologists will find boots and a can of bear spray in the bear poo?

^and a little bell.

I never would have because I still love my wife of 41 years. 4 kids, 7 grandkids.

Your Environment determines who or what is at the Top of the Food Chain!

Yeah…. That’s what Republicans do to you after you vote them in to office.

LOL :D As someone who once wore her hair long. Think butt length, I especially love these particular Wiley bears. I never understood why men, and sometimes women, think it’s OK to touch (some women, but mostly men) and even sometimes tug (pretty much only men) on your hair. Tugging especially happened when it was braided or pony tailed. So thanks to the bears for taking care of some of the guys that don’t know the boundaries when it comes to women with long hair. :D

Yes, she’s enjoying short hair, while the bears enjoy the guys who like tugging on long hair. ;)

Fishing for Hikers..Great new sport. Next Up: What sort of Bait works best? Blonde or RedHead? Can they tell the difference?Is Perfume on the hair better or a Turnoff?

Talk about a bear market!