Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2016

“Le Thump”. Gotta love it. Long live Pierre of ze north

Maybe he’ll get saved by Cap’n Eddie…

I see the “Le Thump” but why not “Le putt, le putt, le putt…”?

OK you 3-D modelers. Here’s your chance to get a good close up of Wiley Bears!

His een-vention could not have been orca-strated better.

OR CA RAMBA! Pierre will speak Spanish!

Le Funny….or is it La Funny….See? That’s why I never could learn French….

Hope he was genius enough to make hees snowmobile fly. Because eets too late to theenk about it now!

FORCE YOURSELF!

All’s whale that ends whale.

How unrealistic is this? I mean, everybody knows that snowmobiles don’t go " putt, putt, putt" unless they are idling.Geesh!; P

Le Brilliant!!!

LOL! Loved the comic and the comments made it even better! Kudos to Wiley and et al!

“Killer” comic today, Wiley.

Pierre’s little snow putter was good while it lasted; but now, well, looks like a way overgrown orca has interrupted plans. The incident bears looking into.

Ooops

Willy wouldn’t hurt Pierre.

My, what a bear butt.

how do you say OOPS in French?

Shades of Tremors: Can you fly, you sucker?"

Très amusant.

On the other hand, Hannibal Lecter in “Manhunter” is clearly insane as well as being a cold-blooded, calculating killer. In “Silence of the Lambs”, he comes across as a member of a superior race with every right to dine upon us rabbits.

The second approach made him a popular hero — NOBODY ever wanted to be like the original HL.

should’ve turned left at Albuquerque

Funny strip Wiley and a good laugh, but then we remember that nowhere in human history has an orca in the wild ever attacked a person much less eaten one. It seems they have made a cultural decision to not include us on the menu. In captivity is another issue since we drive them tho madness with sensory deprivation. Wiley’s orca is more likely to push Pierre to shore than to harm him.

“…wild orcas are not considered a real threat to humans, as there are few documented cases of wild orcas attacking people, and no fatal encounters.”.Wikipedia

Cougars, Wolves, bears, orca; real human cannibals, in the US alone, have eaten more people than all these “wild” creatures. Pierre would have been in more trouble with Jeffery Dahmer!

It looked like Hyundai ripped off Wiley’s bears for their Stupor Bowl ad.

What a whale of an invention. It’s a killer!

“Punxsutawney Phil predicts ‘crushing victory’ for Jeb Bush during 2016 presidential campaign.”Love it!

About to get even more amazing…..

Le Oops!