Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 15, 2016

Bernice snores??? ;)

Every moment is scheduled. No free time? And Bernice, you aren’t the RA of this hotel…

Still following Prus schedule.

Forget the show, walk in Central Park and end up at the Met or the Guggenheim.

Hey! Why is she looking at me when she says that??I was quiet as a church-mouse!

They are on the 52nd floor and they can still hear the noise? Must be midtown Manhattan. I still remember when my wife and I were there on the 57th floor of a Sheraton and at 2 am I could hear the street below still alive. I think I went downstairs because I could not sleep, and there was a deli still open right across the street.

Is Bernice natural performance art? Does she transform into a cicada in her sleep? Is she 17? If so, she might. Do not tell any insectivores.

Is she perhaps not the source of the sound, and will our intrepid young detectives, in seeking out the source, meet an interesting person they never would have known?

Will they grow up enough to treat suggestions as only suggestions and follow their own muse(s)?

What will we learn tomorrow?

Well, good morning to you too, Bernice and Luann.

What? I have to ask where did that idea come from? Because she is friendly with a lesbian? That can’t be it?

Oh my Bernice… what small eyes you have!

“2 guys do zip for 2 hours”? Time to play hooky!

“Jack The Hammer”“I Heard What You Sawed”“Cutting Trees In Your Sleep”“A Cure for Da Z’s”“Snordic Track”“A Noise, The Snot Out Of You”“Drool, Rip, Flip, Repeat….”“Sonic The Bed Hog”“’Snormal Behavior, Even For You”“No Ensconced Abmience”“One Good Nocturn Deserves Another”“It’s Just A Snormality”“To Sleep, Perhchance To Drown Out The Sound”or“Shake, Rattle And Roll” (♫)

“Bernice, my dear, what sounded like buses with no mufflers driving all night long was actually you snoring.”^And, even after all that driving, she still woke up with plenty of gas…..

And no matter how much she calls out, no stops!!!

They don’t call it “the city that never sleeps” for nothing.

The art in the first panel of the skyline is unbelievably good. Another home run from team evans!

Bernice and lu arent in kansas anymore!

These two are adorable!

When the garbage trucks are rolling thru in the early morning it gets loud.

What’s a knish? Something out of Roald Dahl?

Many MTA buses are electric. Few diesels running.

With all that planned excitement, it might be time to break the party panties out and find something else to do. Okay, have the knish, then hit the town.

I like Bernie’s squinty, near-sighted eyes without her glasses.

But who knew she snored?! Probably no one. Besides, ladies don’t snore, they effervesce….

I see Lu & Bern abandoning Pru’s schedule tomorrow and exploring through Times Square.

My prediction is they abandon pru’s schedule and go to central park. And run into aaron hill!

Hard to drown out New York with a snore.Impressive.

On the upside, the parental units would approve, on the down side the party panties are really not necessary thus far. Wake me up when they get home.

Lu-yank loves it, but Ms. Ra hates it! and she can hear the noise from almost 600 feet up! that’s being a lil too sensitive!

Geeze Bernice, YOU Missed a GOLDEN Opportunity there!

When Ms Luann Accused You of “Snoring” You SHOULD have Retorted: "Well, little Miss “I Ain’t got a Boy Friend Anymore,” My ‘Snoring’ Didn’t seem to bother Piro the other Night!"

Ha! They’re going to Yonah Shimmel Knishery! Love that place!

Nice drawing in first panel!

Pru has pretty quirky tastes. I think I’d skip at least the “Two guys do zip” show, because it is probably 100% truth in advertising: a show where two guys literally do absolutely nothing for two hours, after which, all of the hoity-toity artsy types with one pinky in the air walk out exclaiming how “existential” and “thought-provoking” it was, going on pretentiously about it ad nauseum. (I can see Zebo being a fan of that one.) Which would make it easy to skip it and just say you saw it. After all, there’s no plot, no nothing. Just two guys doing zip.

Because I live out west in the Northern Rockies, I thought “two guys do zip” was some kind of reference to zip lines, with guys wildly careening between skyscrapers. Sadly, quite the reverse, I guess.

You can tell a serial snorer because they have been bruised and bloodied by their wives. I wake up sore most mornings.

As I’m sure you are aware, Resident Advisors are supposed to make sure that residents are abiding by all rules. Usually, dorms have rules about noise levels, especially for late night hours.

7Interesting. Snoring is indeed something challenging for some folks to deal with. My wife tells me that I snore only quite rarely, and it is usually predictable where I have either a) done considerably above average amounts of physical labor on a given day, or b) after I have had a few drinks, such as at a wedding reception or the like. For some reason, snoring as a type of noise, is difficult for me to deal with. I think the noise and pattern must remind me of someone struggling or some such thing, because it sets off all sorts of stress hormones in me and I feel tense and unable to sleep. My wife snores on occasion as well, and for me, the solution that works well, is that I have for those rare occurrences, a few sets of foam ear plugs. The ear plugs dampen the sound and prevent that anxious/anxiety response and I can sleep easily.

In regards to Pru’s schedule…. the Knish Bakery sounds appealing and interesting, and the experimental art show might be worth a shot…. but the “Zip” guys…. I, like many others here, would suggest perhaps leaving that one off the menu. I would suggest that they both need to “schedule” in exploring time to just walk around and see the city life.

This is going to start a big argument.

I lived in northern Manhattan from ’86 to ’99; I miss a lot of things about it. Knishes are one of them.

Is there a new artist for this tune? The drawing has gotten really really good in recent years particularly thr past few months

they are SUCH a pair of tourists…

Apparently they kept the Korean food from revolting last night.

Think again if you thought Ecstacy’s tour services were free. Buying admission to her friends’ shows is the price you pay.

LOL!It was Roz who first had the idea, BTW.

did everyone spot the naked silhouette in the window pf the building in the lower right of panel 1 ?

Dog, i think that you are seeing a smudge on your glasses, but, yes, you made me look…

The knish bakery they are probably going to is Yonah Schimmel Knish Bakery. That is my favorite.

““Sleep Slidin’ Away” (♪♫)”

I didn’t even think about this one, till now:

“Snore Loser”

On the fly! Ha ha!!!

“2 Guys Do Zip For 2 Hours”

That show must be playing at City Hall…

Hi, guys! ;) I decided to stop by and see what Luann has been up to! Had to catch up from June 2015 (fortunately my hub has a super-fast processor!). I think the girls absolutely Must ride on a subway! Its not NYC without it! One gets to see absolutely Every kind of people on earth…great for people-watching! (However, be sure to do the New York MYOB non-stare). When I was working there, I’d take the subway up to the Museum of Natural History…Wonderful place to hang out! Had to laugh at the hotel room…Bernice has found out that “The City That Never Sleeps” is a truism for NYC! I’m going to try to pop in more…right now “Pinterest” and my roses and Spring plants have grabbed a Lot of my time. As I am typing this, Katie the Irish Setter is curled up in a ball on her blanket in the living room waitiing to go to bed. She’s seven now, but still full of the fa**s! Nice to see some of my old friends! :) Hope to drop-in sooner than almost a year! =-O

Wait a minute … if thomas93 “just started reading” how the heck does he know about Aaron Hill?