Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 27, 2016

That thing Ken Brown is doing with his left hand is sort of a reverse “live long and prosper” (which seems apt). I cannot do it without the help of crazy glue. Also, my middle finger is much longer than my ring finger. One of us is a freak.

Is True getting ready to speak? Pregnant pause…

Some part of me wants Barry to go get a bum to buy him some booze and to crash in to Tru while driving his mom’s car home drunk. But the good in me thinks Tru is about to teach us a valuable lesson so we can move on.

They all want Bader around, but they’re afraid Ken Brown will beat them up if they say so. He’s been a bully all along.

True, please don’t call him back. Let this story end.

And, may I say, that Mopman’s rocked the earth the last few days? Comedy gold.

And Jesus Christ, did Big Ken try to make it happen by clearing a jam from a snow blower? Those hands look like the poster child for Why To Avoid Industrial Accidents!

I fear that Tru(e), who appears to be the only coach at Milford, will call Barry back and make everything better. I hope he calls him back and the entire team beats the livin’ shiat out of him, but I fear my fear will win out. On to Milford CC by the first of August?

KB, the lone wolf on calling out the jerk? Didn’t see that coming. I guess Barry does have friends after all.

In all reality , True will address his teamates and tell them that Boo wouldn’t have them to listen to Kenny and that she knew the hurt bullies cause. "Kenny you’re a Bully so shut up or I’ll put Bader’s fist in your mouth and we all know where it’s been. "

Seriously, Tru(e), WWBD? Why Boo would stick one right in his ear that’s what. So don’t be a wuss. Take the little midget out. Just make sure you hit him with a bat not your hand. You should have been at practice at Wake Forest by now anyway.

When does the new Mystic Pranks mix tape drop?

Well that whole scene just put a big bummer on the post-game shower festivities.

P2- I think John Pascoe entered the locker room to say hello. I swear I hear crickets!

True’s sad look says it all.

WTF? In what locker room would someone say “heck” instead of “hell” or something more, um, forceful?

Tru(E) about to do his Mighty Mouse impression and save the day.

ACC schools definitely practicing already. Been series of articles this week in our newspaper about players from our area at Clemson, State, and Carolina on what is expected out of them this year.

P3- Young Bader has a future as a milkman with that posture. His Milford Monk is a harsh reflection that his Mudlark Mates prefer to see him going opposed to his coming.

@Ellisburkes: Baa, Baa, Baa@bearwku: nobody wants to see the later

P-1: apparently, BKB wears a three finger glove from the sixties.P-2: Beatles fans still live in Milfordp-3:Tru checks to make sure there’s one in the chamber as MB does his Popeye walk into the shower stall. Hey, who took my spin….

@ Ellisburkes

In all reality , the same thing happened to me at Protestant churches , synagogues , mosques , store front churches etc. Don’t think prejudice is exclusive to any one religion .

Whether you are voting for Trump or Hilary come November, I think the one thing we CAN all agree upon is that this is GT’s worst story arc ever

Well this is a shocker. Despite nobody else but Big Ken Brown speaking up, the death glares say it all. Everyone hates Master Bader….well, except for Tru(e) of course, who is steeling himself up to give a speech about compassion or whatever lesson he allegedly learned from Gil that one day he showed up. And speaking of compassion, please show some compassion if you’re going to ridicule today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

@Ellisburkes: that’s what this story needs, more harpoons or in your case harpy puns. As the old country song goes: I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apostasy.