Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 11, 2016
Transcript:
TJ: Toni's a classy gal, Bradley. She won't wanna live in this dump. Brad: I already told her we need four months to clean the place up. TJ: Did you schedule a hazmat crew? Your bedroom smells like mold. Brad: It does not! Does it...? Tj: and your bathroom reeks of sewage. Brad: Ok, that I blame on the cook.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
some roommates these two are
Argythree over 8 years ago
How do these guys stay skinny with the amount of food they put away? Oh, right, they aren’t in their 60s…
keema70 over 8 years ago
I’m still surprised that Toni and Brad as newleyweds would want to live with T.J.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
Back on the 9th (2 days ago) I may have been a bit harsh against TJ, but I still don’t like him.
Centurion13 over 8 years ago
I am actually pleased to see an entire strip where TJ does not flash his grin. I thought that thing was glued to his phiz.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Mold? Sewage?”
You KEEP Talkin’ Smiley, and the DeGroots will end up Evicting BOTH of You OUT of Their House.
Of Course in THAT case, Brad can Move IN with Toni.
……,Followed by YOU Showing Up on HER Doorstep, minutes later, Hat in Hand with Your Suitcase and the Obligatory “Sob Story”…..,
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Will these “new” versions of “THE ODD COUPLE”, ever end?
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
If it really is that bad, it will take Mr Grey and his crew to clean it up.
æ² over 8 years ago
Shadow Pheonix over 8 years ago
I am actually wondering how TJ gets the money to pay rent, don’t thing he has the insurance money till now.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Seems the royally prominent nature of that flush is trumps in this straight talk…-Guess Brad is attempting to point out (with a different twist): “Waste not? Then want not!”. Of course, Luann would probably corner Brad with the fact that such was the condition of any bathroom near Brad, waaay before TJ ever came along….
JayBluE over 8 years ago
“Better get a hazmat suit”? Brings to mind “Trash Day” (♬) by Weird Al….-
(or go to: https://youtu.be/7Ttr9GBrlYs )
JayBluE over 8 years ago
“The Fastidious, And The Furriest”“No Country For Mold, Man!”“Watch Out! It’s The Fuzz!”“Environmental Concerns”“Swamped”“Brad’s Dirty Laundry”“Eight Days A Reek” (♬)“Axis: Mold As Love” (♬)“I Can See, For Piles And Piles!” (♬♪)“Stink Floyd”“Dear John”“Nothing Beats A Flush”“In Search Of A Hint Of Lilac”“Lit Up, In The Dark Of Night”
“In Terms Of Conditions”
“Toxic (With A Capital Ick!)”
“Hazmat And A Welcome Mat”“I Just Stopped By, To See What Condition Your Conditions Are In” (♬)Or “Mr. Goodstench”
blunebottle over 8 years ago
I believe the odor of sewage is likely due to the heavy use of garlic and pesto and such in TJ’s Mediterranean cooking!
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
What does T.J. stand for?
dadoctah over 8 years ago
I don’t remember dolmades creating much of an odor problem….
Rocknaww over 8 years ago
Brad, come on brother, do the right thing. You have a career. You soon to be bride has a career. You are about to take on the responsibility of caring for a child during your off duty time. Go ahead and take the next step. Become a full fledged adult and get your own place. Don’t ask TJ to move.
Rocknaww over 8 years ago
I read in the comments that TJ inherited some money. I wonder how much? I have read the strip for about a year now and never saw when he got the money. I figure that most, if not all, the insurance money was spent paying off his lunch truck and investing in the Fuse.
ericbrower over 8 years ago
T.J. clearly doesn’t want Toni moving in because he knows A. She won’t falll for his B.S.. So she’ll probably realize that B. He wants the house to himself
EugeneWilson over 8 years ago
Why is it that many Luann readers do not like TJ? Delta knew why.
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 8 years ago
So TJ calls is a dump but he lives there.
LadyJessica over 8 years ago
Four MONTHS for cleanup? How about a long weekend? Somebody’s stallllling!
Airman over 8 years ago
TJ is semi-okay, a hustler, maybe a con man, certainly a cook, but he did enjoy messing over Ann Eiffel and resisting her romantic advances, so there may be a nicely catered “coming out” party in his future.
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
OK, so Brad is nose-blind to the odors in his room. Time to step up and do something Brad before Toni catches on. Reminds me of our youngest son, who was not a neat-freak by any means in college. In fact he was pretty much like Brad. However, he married ‘Martha Stewart’ and now is a totally different man, happily married for 20 years with 3 kids. So men can and do change once exposed to the pride of home ownership and family responsibilities. Sometimes.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 8 years ago
The funniest part of this comic is how Brad still relates to TJ like a 10 year old. And shovels his food in his mouth like one too.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Brad & TJ will get it cleaned up so nice that Brad will hate living there. Only class for Toni, only gas for Brad.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
still enjoying those Greek burritos …
tom_gilmartin35 over 8 years ago
Come on man, just move it with Toni
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
6One of the more interesting things to me is the discussion yesterday about how much each of the three of them should pay for rent.I tend to feel that with Toni moving in, each should pay 1/3 the share of rent and utilities. To my manner of thinking that seems far more fair than what some folks were suggesting as a 1/2 for TJ and 1/2 for Brad & Toni. That 1/2 – 1/2 arrangement to me, does not seem fair for TJ. Some may argue that because Brad and Toni share a bedroom, that this is why it should be 1/2 – 1/2. But, to me, she is still using her 1/3 share of the rest of the house, so I still believe Toni & Brad should pay 2/3 and TJ should pay 1/3. Perhaps as a compromise, even though I still think this is somewhat unfair, but as a compromise, Brad & Toni could pay 1/2 of the rent, but 2/3 of the utilities (presuming the utilities are add ons).
kimba999 over 8 years ago
I thought that they were getting married in September. Didn’t they have that asinine 9/11 wedding date plan? When did it get moved to December?
booktrout over 8 years ago
what happened to Les, the thief?
æ² over 8 years ago
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
Interesting (at least to me) other questions from some of the discussion yesterday:A lot of folks were predicting that TJ may end up getting booted out of the house if and “when” Shannon may move in as the “adopted” daughter. However, I am wondering how large this house is? It could be a three bedroom home. If so, then there could be Brad & Toni’s room, TJ’s room, and Shannon’s room. If the house is indeed only a two bedroom, this would complicate matters. But, that said, I could imagine some interesting hijinks ensuing if Greg decides to have them “remodel” the house to create an additional bedroom (perhaps an attic or basement finishing to accommodate another bedroom for someone, depending upon how “nice” the trio envision it turning out). If this route is taken, it could lead to a whole bunch of classic comedy outcomes and could be fun to watch. If they did do a remodel of some sort, adding an extra (permitted) bedroom would likely dramatically increase the value of the home, which could be a) a bonus for the parental DeGroots, and/or b) potentially lead to a decreased rent for the three of them (Brad, Toni, & TJ) if they put in the “sweat equity”.All of the above remodeling benefits….. are of course…. presuming that the dynamic remodeling trio is successful in keeping the house INTACT and not destroying it in the comedic remodel. :)
BelgarionRex over 8 years ago
The only reason I can see for Brad & Toni to keep TJ in the house is to teach on or both of them how to be good cooks. In many Fire Departments, the personel at each station and on each shift take turns cooking. My brother was a Fire Fighter and did his share of cooking at his station(s).
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
T.J. is probably gay. ^^^^^^^^^Another one claiming gay gay gay, with NO EVIDENCE EVER
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
@Coben
If TJ is gay, he hides it well: VVimage upload free
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katzpawz1a over 8 years ago
Good grief, is Brad backsliding into the “old” Brad?
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
lame
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
You better hope you don’t find 4 turtles with masks in your bathroom Brad.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have not had time to check all comments yet, so apologies if others noticed this:Brad is saying “we” in relation to doing the work of the clean-up, but TJ is noticing that the worst areas are ones used by Brad. It is one way to say, “What do you mean ‘we’?” without bluntly saying it. These two know how to play each other, but each also knows how the other does it. Brad and Toni have not managed relationship shorthand, yet, but Brad and TJ have. If TJ helps Brad clean his own mess he will be sure that Brad knows it is a favor.
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
I’m finding this whole story arc annoying. I don’t like Brad suddenly depicted as the gross (because my pre-coffee mind can’t think of a better term) bumbling teenager again. I do realize that we don’t mature uniformly – Brad’s at home persona may not yet have caught up to his at work and with Toni persona, for example – but to have him revert to a culinary ignoramus and a Jeremy-scale slob is a bit much. The descriptions of his living conditions could just be guy banter except for the fact that it seems Toni has no clue about its condition, suggesting that she has never seen Brad’s room or bathroom – which in itself seems very hard to believe. I have to keep reminding myself that Brad and Toni are themselves probably still in their early twenties, i.e., still sort or college-age, for the whole moving in with TJ thing to make any sense at all.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
You write:Coben said, about 5 hours agoT.J. is probably gay. 1. He doesn’t want Toni there. 2. He lives with Bwad. 3. He is a cook and likes being the “little lady of the house” 4. Claws are OUT! RAWR!None of those things is actually indicative of orientation, either alone or in combination.It does not matter if TJ is gay unless it can lead to a fun story line, like if he invites an SO or his own fiancee or hubby to live with them all. Then there would be the dynamics of two couples making the situation work.It has already bedn pointed out that a bedroom for Shannon is wanted. Do we know for sure that the house has two bedrooms rather than three? Since they refer to each other’s bathrooms how many of those are there?When younger Shannon told TJ he coukd be her boyfriend. Is she at some point going to ask why she can’t live with her boyfriend, too, if the house has just two bedrooms?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
TJ os NOT gay, metrosexual, like a modern Felix Unger perhaps.
locake over 8 years ago
Brad will still be a disgusting slob after he gets married. How long will he be able to hide that from Toni? She does not seem like a disgusting slob. She will not like living like that.
tsefrekas over 8 years ago
God it just a comic. Can’t you people just let it flow without a psychoanalysis of it?
TexanAtHeart over 8 years ago
I get a kick out of the way TJ and Brad relate. I enjoy how they talk, bicker and rib like brothers or the best friends who have known, accept and forgive each other’s idiosyncrasies over the years.
It’s not the first time a girl has moved into her boyfriend/fiance’s place with another roommate. Wasn’t my style, but it happens all the time, now. It is a big step for them, but not surprising. Why is everyone acting like the world has turned upside down?
special k over 8 years ago
TJ has plenty of money he doesn’t need any charity in finding a place to live. He just cares mostly about feeling like part of a family. The Degroots are his family now and Brad is his brother.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Oh, and note that the second strip also provides proof of TJ being at least half-Italian.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
that’s what I was thinking … or at least the potential for a small room for a child could be added by putting up a few walls.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh, the cottage has at least two covered porches. I am a sucker for porches, porch swings, etc. When i was a kid we children claimed part of a porch that partially wrapped my grandparents’ place as our play porch because the bow window narrowed the walkng area to it enough that we coukd have privacy there in our own little hidden nook.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
:-). Your wife will forever say that you are a romantic!
Airman over 8 years ago
Interesting history lessons supplied here, going back before I started reading the strip. Did TJ cause that house fire, like his Meals on Wheels? I can see why Greg is trying out new characters, this bunch goes back forever. Strip needed some fresh air and new faces. But, please don’t lose Tiffany. Knute, Crystal, and Rosa were good, too.
æ² over 8 years ago
Woof! Time to clean your house, bro! And don’t forget that this is coming from someone named Puddles…
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Ewww! Gross! Maybe Toni and Brad should re-think their living plans….
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
LOL! The strangest thing any chandelier has held has been IV bags for a few very sick pets who we set up in the past w special caging on the dining table because there was a chance of recovery that way (at times actualized but just as often they removed the IV).
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
:-)
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Who’s this Luann people keep mentioning?
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Ha Ha, Sewer’s folk must live near The House On Pooh Corner…..
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Are you sure you didn’t just move in, recently….from your house, next door?
JayBluE over 8 years ago
If you’re not sure, you can check the FAQ from Monday….(I feel better, since now im not the only one who hasn’t had a chance to say it)
JayBluE over 8 years ago
if TJ is A ground breaker, then his father’s name must be Jack Hammer….
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Have to do something when i am not over-analysing a comic, scouring PubMed for someone, or propping my eyes open… (I really shoukd be asleep now but have to see if i will need to start unplugging things w this storm.)
Argythree over 8 years ago
Actually ‘fbjsr’ has made that same ‘typo’ several times, including yesterday. It gets old.
Argythree over 8 years ago
SPOILER
Cleaning crew reports for duty…