This must be one of those special credit classes for football players. Pop Quiz on toes- without taking your shoes off, tell me how many toes you have, on a scale of 1 to 10.
Normally Milford only plays 3 games in each sport. Glad to see they got their one home game in. Nice to see the GIL mug back in P1 too.
Kaz was doing so well with his writing practice until Hakeem interrupted him and he lapsed into the language that only Woodstock and Snoopy understand.
P2 – So we’re 4 games into the season and the head coach doesn’t know if he has a backup tight end or not. Seems normal for Gil.
P3 – Hey, they’re treading into MUT territory now. “You’re going to think this is nuts, but I was talking to Kevin.” “No!” (As in, I agree, you’re nuts if you talk to him.)
P-1: Roll reversal as the female reporter leans forward to look down Gil’s partially unbuttoned shirt. P-2: No, notions are upstairs with the knitting supplies. P-3: Pop quiz – What Rockabilly with long side burns like mine is known as the King? What are the 4 speeds on a record player. What TV Western was the first one shown in color? What is the Lone Ranger’s last name?
So, as everyone has already pointed out, Kaz is telling his class there will be a surprise quiz in the future, which means it won’t be a surprise. And then he might be writing the answers on the board as well. Which makes sense, what other class would Kaz be teaching than one loaded with football players that need an easy A? And speaking of easy, it’s real easy to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. You just go to the link listed below.
The Milford athletic staff has the same attitude towards teaching that they do towards coaching, namely bring someone else in to do it for them. On Tuesday the entire hour of history class will be spent listening to 97 year-old guest speaker “Pop” Quiz, who will enthrall the teens with his reminiscences of how he single-handedly won WWII and would have been presented the Medal of Honor had he not been blackballed by those lousy Commie generals Eisenhower and MacArthur, dagnab it!
It was rumored she was at an Appalachian Honeymoon Hotel with a Champagne Glass shaped Hot Tub and a kid who supplied her with Placeberalls. I’m sure it was just a look alike. Bitsieeee, come out, come out wherever you are!
@Bluedarter: Since the class is jock friendly, we mark on the curve. You only answered one question; but you were the only one to respond to the “Pop” quiz. Therefore you get an A and can play next week. You did a fine job and we’re proud of you.
Sorry Sign Man, I know how desperately you need the work since the annual bonfire got canceled, but I’m not actually missing, just abnormally quiet. Thanks to everyone who noticed my lack of pithy and pithless commenting.
NotGregEvans almost 8 years ago
Wherein Coach Kaz casually notifies football players of upcoming “pop” quizzes in their various “classes.”
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Pop quiz Tuesday? Kaz, if you tell them about it ahead of time, it’s not a pop quiz.
Ravenswing almost 8 years ago
Have we ever seen that clown TEACHING before?
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
Kaz to his brother: “Hey, we’re having a surprise birthday party for you on the 30th. Can you make it?”
wmac8898 almost 8 years ago
Based on the last two lines he wrote on the blackboard, I believe he teaches Woodstock 101.
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
This must be one of those special credit classes for football players. Pop Quiz on toes- without taking your shoes off, tell me how many toes you have, on a scale of 1 to 10.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Normally Milford only plays 3 games in each sport. Glad to see they got their one home game in. Nice to see the GIL mug back in P1 too.
Kaz was doing so well with his writing practice until Hakeem interrupted him and he lapsed into the language that only Woodstock and Snoopy understand.
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , Come on Gil use some coach speak i.e. We gotta play everyone in the conference , doesn’t matter when or where we play them .
chujusmith almost 8 years ago
Nobody talks to Pelwecki. Got it, no one.
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
Why is everyone discussing Gil’s tight end? A little class and decency please. This guy’s an octogenarian.
Irish53 almost 8 years ago
P2…No, Ms. douchey, the AD does not know about the depth at tight end because this is a HIGH SCHOOL! Not a college, you fool….
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
Why would Kaz let his class know about a Pop Quiz in advance unless it’s to gauge their knowledge on carbonated beverages?
jski14 almost 8 years ago
It’s not a surprise quiz, it’s a quiz about various kinds of soda pop. Kaz is only allowed to teach “Snack Foods & Soft Drinks 101.”
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
Kaz not only giving away there will be a pop quiz Tues, he’s also giving away the answer to the first question.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
P2 – So we’re 4 games into the season and the head coach doesn’t know if he has a backup tight end or not. Seems normal for Gil.
P3 – Hey, they’re treading into MUT territory now. “You’re going to think this is nuts, but I was talking to Kevin.” “No!” (As in, I agree, you’re nuts if you talk to him.)
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1: Roll reversal as the female reporter leans forward to look down Gil’s partially unbuttoned shirt. P-2: No, notions are upstairs with the knitting supplies. P-3: Pop quiz – What Rockabilly with long side burns like mine is known as the King? What are the 4 speeds on a record player. What TV Western was the first one shown in color? What is the Lone Ranger’s last name?
Mopman almost 8 years ago
So, as everyone has already pointed out, Kaz is telling his class there will be a surprise quiz in the future, which means it won’t be a surprise. And then he might be writing the answers on the board as well. Which makes sense, what other class would Kaz be teaching than one loaded with football players that need an easy A? And speaking of easy, it’s real easy to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. You just go to the link listed below.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Alternate P-3: No! You can’t ask him to the Prom!
cuttersjock almost 8 years ago
(t car thanx….sometimes life and falling leaves get in the way!)
What class other than driver’s ed or gym could they possibly assign to Coach Kazhole?
With his Jacobean sideburns, I suppose he could be teaching the Chaucer section of Humanities 2?
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The Milford athletic staff has the same attitude towards teaching that they do towards coaching, namely bring someone else in to do it for them. On Tuesday the entire hour of history class will be spent listening to 97 year-old guest speaker “Pop” Quiz, who will enthrall the teens with his reminiscences of how he single-handedly won WWII and would have been presented the Medal of Honor had he not been blackballed by those lousy Commie generals Eisenhower and MacArthur, dagnab it!
twainreader almost 8 years ago
It was rumored she was at an Appalachian Honeymoon Hotel with a Champagne Glass shaped Hot Tub and a kid who supplied her with Placeberalls. I’m sure it was just a look alike. Bitsieeee, come out, come out wherever you are!
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
Twill we meet again
twainreader almost 8 years ago
@Bluedarter: Since the class is jock friendly, we mark on the curve. You only answered one question; but you were the only one to respond to the “Pop” quiz. Therefore you get an A and can play next week. You did a fine job and we’re proud of you.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
Sorry Sign Man, I know how desperately you need the work since the annual bonfire got canceled, but I’m not actually missing, just abnormally quiet. Thanks to everyone who noticed my lack of pithy and pithless commenting.