Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 05, 2017

A talking hamburger? Maybe Whigham is on Molly.

Portion sizes at the bucket are HUUUUGE. But from panel 2, it’s all going to BKB’s Hands. Hulk smash puny phone

“The question is, does he have any left?”

In all reality , is A Quad scoring X for his ailing Mom whose in lots of pain ? Little known fact , the Bucket was began Super Sizing food in1964 ,Mc Donalds later capitalized this concept . Finally , Come on Kenny do something !

Actually Aagard is doing Murry his hair stylist! And yes that is a JUMBO plate of cafeteria food!Del

Oh, he’s likely doing Molly alright …

I have a few questions for you, BKB, aren’t you the one that makes it all happen? If you’re having trouble with this decision, couldn’t you just ask your mom, The Cow Judge? And last, where will you find a coach to tell?

After partaking yesterday, I understand why the boys ordered from the Jumbo menu. WTH are the Funyuns and Hostess fruit pies?

I called this back on 12-12. The question now is when does the O.D. Happen? March? April?

No matter what they’re eating, pretty nice of BKB to foot the bill since Mike forgot his wallet.

Nice that BKB can just tap a few keys to learn about Molly. Didn’t realize that Milford had Google!

Even if Aaron is doing Eecstacy (and I agree with Mop this is a ruse), he’d likely only be taking it when he goes to all-night raves. Wouldn’t staying up all night make him really tired the next day even without taking Ee?

It’s Product Placement time again as P-1 recreates the Sonic guys. P-2: No transgender would explain when he’s a Miss. P-3: Should I tell anyone or can I use this for Blackmail (no pun intended)?

Of course this raises another question. Why are they sitting on the same side of the booth?

Maybe the reason he is hit or miss is because on the nights he is a miss, Molly did not get him up for the game. And on the nights he is a hit, Molly was able to get him to perform at his best.

It’s not doing Molly that ruins your performance. It’s being out all night chasing after her that ruins your performance.

Are there any cow judges to issue warrants to search the Venti Ballroom and the “small” Underground for suspicion of drugs?

I used to do Molly …..then her dad found out.

Big Ken Brown is having trouble googling “molly” with those massive fingers of his. He keeps getting “mjnokloklioklyhj” when he tries. And speaking of mjnokloklioklyhj, that’s the sound you’ll make if you try to stifle your laugh while reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Was Aagard driving the pickup while high during the infamous fatal crash? It all comes full circle now.

@tcar: it’s twoo!