B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 10, 2017

Sounds like he’s full of…uh…vegetables….

Vegetarians/vegans really are gassier than carnists

TM.I.!

Odd, I’ve never once had a vegetarian (or vegan) talk to me about their bowels or any other aspect of their diet. I have, however, heard many of my fellow omnivores publicly ridicule vegetarians. Must be hanging around the wrong people.

Food evangelists can be worse than the religious kind

I have customers that seem compelled to tell me all about their diets, as they proceed to try to pick an argument with me about how none of the yogurt we stock is healthy enough for them

I wont argue, I agree

Most of the yogurt is cultured candy because that’s what most people buy, myself included

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. TMI

TMI—- Too Much Information, let him ask if he really wants to know, ha- ha.

The kind of guy who would go on Wheel of Fortune and ask to buy a bowel…

And I thought ‘wanna see my appendix scar’ was bad. GAH!!

Yes, his bowls are great; but his cognitive abilities have dropped below that of a chimpanzee.

Well, now this strip has sunk to the lowest form of comedy: bathroom humor! >:oP

Reminds me of my dad, for some reason he thinks other people are interested in his bowel movements.

Perfect timing, in light of the recent finding that some Neanderthals were vegetarians.

My bowels are better than your bowels

It amazes me how many folks think I want to know about the workings of their innards. . .or their sex lives! What is it with people?

@Dr_Zinj

Yes, his bowls are great; but his cognitive abilities have dropped below that of a chimpanzee.

My bowls are great, too! Especially a plain black one that seems darn near unbreakable! ☺

Modern Humans are omnivores; we are designed that way. We have eyeteeth, the sign of meat eaters, and our tooth enamel is not thick enough for a pure vegetarian diet. Until we started washing our vegetables the dirt in the veggies would soon wear away our teeth.

Meat provides chemicals needed to allow proper brain function. (Some plants can make up for some of the missing proteins, but not all, not erywhere.)

Thus, the ones with mental deficiencies are convinced they are smarter than the others.

I was substituting in a class once when an obnoxious child from another class mooned the class.

Folks thought he had gotten the better of me by getting away with it. I agreed and expressed the wish he had just wiped better. He then felt the need to show his rump was feces-free but they never knew if he had just cleaned it afterward.

The question being,“What’s that smell?”

That is information that has to be Volunteered, because we’ll never ask for it.