Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Only use pay phones and manual typewriters (if you can find any of either).

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 7 years ago

    When I use the bathroom, I have to remember to put the phone in a pocket, upside down.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Have I mentioned that I’m the proud user of a flip phone?

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    Brian K  over 7 years ago

    I always clear my cache on my browser in case of government spyware

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    Welcome to the club, Sherlock Watson (Reply button is stuck).

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    On the flip side, I pity the NSA techies that have to read through all of the tripe on Facebook.

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Remember to remove your battery from your phone to ensure no one can turn it on remotely.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    Ah… Good idea…

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    The aliens gave us cell phone technology when their tag and release program was defunded. This is why there are fewer alien abductions.

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    jackhs  over 7 years ago

    Was the tag and release part of the probing process?

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    But they don’t have to plant it on us. All they have to do is offer convenience in exchange for surveillance, and we’ll accept it willingly.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    but I fool them! I live in a location without cell coverage!

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    While the data is more detailed with the tracking of cells and personal electronics, Did you ever look at Google Earth? And the government s have better than that.

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    James Wolfenstein  over 7 years ago

    Excellent!!! The plan is finally working!! The tin foil hat is the perfect antenna for our brain reading satellite network.

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    You will have to search hard to find real tin foil these days.

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    Cerabooge  over 7 years ago

    I ain’t wearing no stupid colander on my head. Instead, I’m getting my hair replaced with tin wires.

    Oh no, they’re antennae!

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    So how did Paris Goat get his on over his horns?

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    Most people’s lives are much to boring to bother following.

    But do recall that the government is recording and keeping all of your comments for future reference if you ever become ‘a person of interest’.

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    kd1sq Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Non Sequitur mentions ’toon boy today…

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 7 years ago

    for too many, our phones are glued to our heads.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I used to turn on my Location on Google Maps so I could see whether it was accurate on my journey to and from work. A few times it said I was in the river.

    Now, I don’t bother with it.

    xxx

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    onesoni  over 7 years ago

    Stephan – Check out Non Sequitur today!1

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …win the #$%&! award this time, will ya?…

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    John Reece  over 7 years ago

    On another note, please check today’s Non Sequitur and see the honor paid to Mr. Pastis by Wiley Miller. I think that sort of peer recognition is worth 10 Reuben’s.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I don’t have a smartphone. Don’t even have a dumb phone. Just a landline, which Ack T &T is terminating in my state in July. I suppose I’ll have to break down and get a Trac or some similar dumb cell….

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    clayface9 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Why is Rat worried about the government spying on him? He’s the President!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If rat is wearing a tinfoil hat to disrupt surveillance, why are there antennas on it? Or is he transmitting noise?

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    Michie Z Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m pretty sure the FitBits are used to track people, too ! Also, I wonder if they could somehow be hacked to emit dangerous electrical pulse signals to the wearer… maybe someday !

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    Thehag  over 7 years ago

    Also Alexa and realated “products” and the car one too.

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 7 years ago

    I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to link to this photo of a stylishly coiffed rock band (sfw): http://i.imgur.com/z87sGxE.jpg

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Worry not about sleeping comfort, worry about the government spying on you in your sleep. (Do you think they do that?)

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    We used aluminum foil on our rabbit ears to improve tv reception and it worked. So how much shielding to you think an aluminum hat provides?

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