Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 14, 2017

Well I don’t remember if it was ‘Mop’ or ‘Chip’ that called this but you win the prize whichever it was. And as Sonny and Cher put it “The Beat Goes On” with this absurdity!!!

Shark has been jumped

What is that utensil Trey is using? Half fork, half spatula — I need one of those.

I’m with Kdizzle. Sure, people have played more than one major league sport within the last generation (although I’m thinking we’re just talking about Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders, right?). But who in the hell started it at age THIRTY?

ChipHilton, we could call it a fortula!

In all reality , Tray sez Look J Qtip I’m a trainer not a football coach . Find the living legend Coach Thorp and have him coach you, better yet Coach Heather Burns and old Dad are available . Make sure you’re covered under the Affordable Care Act you’re going to need it .

Because sooo many NFL teams are looking for 30-year old rookies coming off knee injuries who only played in high school

Since this is 1970’s Milford, Gil Brandt or Al Davis will take a stab at The Don. Maybe Heather can help him come up with a TD celebration better than Elmo Wright.

Charleston? As in, the Carolinas?

He probably just got off the phone with Tim Tebow, who is now 30. I saw Bo and MJ when they played Double A baseball. Bo had a 4 strikeout game that included some of the hardest swings I’ve ever seen. The new coaching phenom Heather will be replacing Gil by mid-season. It will be revealed by Marty ‘Lush’ Moon that she is Wildcat Maris’ niece. Gil is busy designing new fonts for the GIL mugs on Etsy.

Heather (The Natural) Burns being 18 going on 19 will be a rock of logic and maturity. After bursting his bubble, she’ll send him to Junior College to study “Coaching” and find happiness. She never figures out Natural is a synonym for Afro, so she never goes for the “new” look and a modeling career.

NOOOOOO! I’ve predicted many things, but this is the first stupid one to come true.

What NFL team isn’t looking for a 30 year old former NBA player with a bum knee that played one year of high school football, to play tight end? What could go wrong?

Seems like a good plan. Decide you want to tryout for pro football after playing professional basketball for 8 years or whatever, so what better way to get ready than to use your personal trainer, who has no experience with football over the high school level.

It’s almost like R&W are deliberately trying to make each new story out-stupid the previous story.

In all reality , Tray says ,JQ my man I gotta bounce , Tom Cruise just called me. It seems he splattered the family jewels doing a stunt, LA/Hollywood here I come.

Then after that, I’ve got the winner of the Mayweather/McGregor fight. I think I’ll follow that up by training for the Tour De France next year. How hard can it be? it’s only riding a bike. LaVar Ball said he coulda won a few times if he was wearing BigBaller shoes. Then I may coach everything at Milford High.

There is one way for R&W to end this story that’s both in keeping with the current believablity and would make us fans for life: Sharknado 6, Too many Gils

In all reality , how about Pelwickie clumsily crashing into J QUAN’s good knee destroying it ,as a way to end this story ? As the ambulance siren fades in the background a whistle blows and the legendary coach Gil Thorp appears . Line up men summers over !