Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 19, 2017

Try not to barf while you’re handling food.

Les and Gunther find commonality in wanting to distance themselves from all the schmoozing.

The young adults need to get out of the adults’ moment.

Yams.

“Petunia”? “Al”? “Bunnykins”? “Yams”? These pet names are getting out of control.

“Bunnykins!” ((GAG)

This Woman Just LOVES Annoying (COUGH) “Pet Names.”

And “folks” STILL Wonder Why Gunther was so “Sullen and Angry.”

PS: Oh and TRILOGY? Told Ya Les would show……,

Slight smile on Al’s face in second frame. His character seems to be evolving for the better, just like Les’s. Only it’s more subtle.

Mr. Gray has reached the point where he doesn’t actually knock on doors any more. Providing the “knock knock” sound effect is good enough.

Oh, no. MORE mushy stuff?? We had enough of that with Brad and Toni 2 weeks ago. I think I will join Les and Gunther and go mash yams.

Mr. Gray is wearing his new Spandex® gray suit. He will have a lot more flexibility later on when he and Mrs. Berger play a combat round of origami (orgygami) Charades.

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Time to run along now, boys…

So, his first name’s Al. Alan? Aloysius? Alexander? Alvin? Albert? Alfred? Alestair? Alroy? Alton? Or, if deeply undercover, Alice?

Mrs Berger must have gone to sleep int he 50s and woke up in the 90s when she had Gunther.

When you start hearing words like “bunnykins”, it’s definitely time to mash some yams.

Les and Gunther are partners in disgruntlement.

Oh look it’s “Uncle Al the kiddies pal”

I think my blood sugar just went sky high.

The yams need mashing. I couldn’t have put it better myself…

Love to see Less smileless as usual. if he only knew how friendly that makes him. can’t wait to see Tiff walk in.

“Mush To Be Desired”

“Emergency Exit”

“Sweet Judy, ‘Bleh!!’ Eyes”  (♩)

“Syrup And At ’Em!”

“Gitchy Gooey” (♩)

“Sweet Too-Many-Somethings”

“Kins Folk”

“What I Yam, Is What I Yam” (♪)

“My Petunia Peeve”

“Sesame Seed Bunny”

“Sugar Rush Hour”

“Room With Too Much View”

or

“Kilroy Wishes He Wasn’t Here” (♩)

“Bunnykins”? Bunny kins? As in bunny rabbits? Errr… I guess not.

I’m certain Al is a made man, so his name would have three or four syllables.

All I got is that this is prelude to what? We know that Uncle Al had a very unpleasant conversation at the Fuse with his younger sister, Leslie’s mom Ann Eiffel. We know that there is a lingerie party out there that might have several major protagonists in attendance at the Fuse, we know that Uncle Al had a lot to do with the Fuse, and of course Les, while this romance is in the foreground. So again I say prelude to what? How long Greg? Tantric comics huh?

Les and Gunther are forming a unique alliance. Not sure what there ultimate mission statement will be, though……

Hey ARGY! and You too, BLITZ.

Possible Gunther Les Kitchen Conversation Later in the Week:

Les: “Hey Wimp! How Come You Don’t Bring Tiffany to these Dinners anymore? She and I hit it off Great Last Time! Afraid I’ll TAKE Her From You?”

Gunther: “She’s No Longer Interested In YOU Les. She said You’re too Poor and Dumb!”

Les: (Grabbing Gunther by His Shirt Collar) “WHY You Little Runt! Did You Say something to Her about Me?? Why I Oughta Bust You Right in the Nose, and tell Your Mom, YOU Started It! And YOUR Mom Will Believe Me before She EVER Believes YOU!”

Gunther: “Well BEFORE You Kill Me I have to tell You that I Had a Nice Conversation with YOUR Mom Ann Eiffel and Your Parole Officer. And I Invited BOTH of Them to Dinner here tonight!”

Les: (Quickly Releasing Gunther) “WHAT?!!?”

Gunther: “Oh, and Did I tell You that I’ve wired the entire House for Cameras and Microphones? EVERYTHING Is Being Recorded.”

Les: (GRUMBLES Angrily)

Gunther: “SAY, Did I tell You I Met Luann’s new Friend, Tara Starr? Tara Mentioned You!”

Les: “She DID??”

Gunther: “Yeah. Tara said that YOU are the Biggest Jerk She’s ever Met, so Far and that She would Love to Take You Boar Hunting. As Bait.”

Greg has beefed up Tiffany, exiled Rosa, Crystal is AWOL, Delta is MIA, so we are left with 4 of the most unattractive characters still active. Please keep that drawing pen away from Nancy and Toni.

BUNNY!

Indeed, ‘misery loves company’ (along with yam-mashing)! ;)

It would be hilarious if Tiffany never showed up at this dinner and was not a topic of discussion, since so many posters here are expecting her to either be there in person, or to be the main discussion issue. Maybe they’ll talk about yams?

Anyone else notice the Reply button is double-replying??

Anyone else notice the Reply button is double-replying??

I also noticed that their server was down for a few minutes.

Time to give the lovebirds some privacy! They also don’t want to get “barfed-out to the max, I mean like tee-totally!”

Mush mash. Leslie and Gunther wisely retreat from the saccharine scene as Al and Mrs. Berger get cozy…. “Bunnykins” bletch!

So we learn Mrs. Berger’s first name….Petunia. Way to go Mr. Al Gray!!

So we learn Mrs. Berger’s first name….Petunia. Way to go Mr. Al Gray!!

FYI, here is a tidbit of some of my music.https://youtu.be/YUtfJjNyidA