Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2018

They need to address the elephant, huh?… sort of like “Hellloooo, Tantor!”

If you need a shower, the elephant could come in handy.

The elephant with Wiley Bear eyes.

The obvious problem could also be the obvious solution. I mean, how long would it take for passing ships to see an elephant on a tiny remote island?

The elephant in the room is not the elephant on the island.

The elephant in the room is what the elephant is going to be dropping all over the island.

Dumbo’s retirement getaway?

He can shake down a few coconuts when he pulls down the leaves.

The polite thing to do is introduce yourselves and take it from there.

That must have been an interesting lifeboat ride.

The elephant seems to take a lot of the room they’re not in though.

I’m surprised there’re no comments about a possible political meaning here yet. But I guess it’s still early.

All we need now is a donkey and the debate can begin.

Baba27 – Just for you…Republicans have isolated themselves and their followers don’t want to talk about it.

Come on, that’s a source of food for a good year. Sun dry the meat, use the offals as bait for some fresh fish…

What do elephants eat when we run out of coconuts?

Metaphor for republicans and sea level rise.

You don’t want to address it; you’d never have enough stamps to pay the postage.

I’d really like to know the back story for this one!

He’s an obvious candidate for the Ignorance Is Bliss Award.

Wait until the 800 lb. gorilla shows up.

Love this one! Very clever.

Behind the elephant is the VW bug he and the other three elephants rode in on.

Wait for him to unpack his trunk ;(

2020 Republican Convention?

One elephant that will have a great view of a big blue wave

If he’s a polite elephant, maybe he’ll hold up his trunk so you can play quoits with that life ring.

Educated Man…Dunning–Kruger?

So, how can the elephant survive on a desert island? He brought his trunk! (stolen from a classic Jack Benny routine)

310 First Street SE, Washington, DC 20003

You will find a Lot of Elephants there.