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So now the Leftist fervor at losing an election is invoking religious condemnation of the winner?Understandable, I suppose, since they have no substantial argument.
andâŚdeceit over hanky panky, just might be a manâs undoing once again. Then again, the White House sure ainât no garden of Eden according to all reports, more like hellfire ever lasting. MAGA Make the Abyss Great Again.
We have politicians the play the âJesus Cardâ and yet they donât see it as talking the name of the Lord in vain. But their Bibles do not contain the quote, âRender unto Caesar, the things that are Caesarâs and render unto God the things that are Godâs.â which pretty much sums up JCâs stand on separation of church and state.
Even thought this was really a TDS based comic, it has become a treatise on Christianity. I would add that for any and all itâs faults, Christianity turned millennia of dark ages after the fall on Rome into just a few hundred years.
Most of the comments above concerning Brother Danizierâs Christian myth comment are a reflection of the Christian problem. The Apostle Paul teaches a rather simplistic course of Christian understanding and then reaps a whirlwind of heresy. One church came away believing that since grace removes sin, they can sin, sin, sin and sin some more and get grace, grace, grace and more grace without making any changes to their lives. Another church, the Galatians, doesnât seem to have understood that they were meant to grow in their faith, but keep on in just âbelief in Jesusâ for salvation alone, when thatâs probably just what Paul taught them. Jesus clearly teaches that is disciples are to be work minded in their faith (why do you call me Lord, Lord, and not DO the things I say) and James the Elder in his epistle makes it clear that faith and works go hand in hand. Yes, there have been many misinterpretations of Jesusâ teachings, even by the most revered Paul . This gives us something to work on. Like our nation, USA, we are a work in progress.
The words âcollusionâ, âhoaxâ, âwrap upâ and âinvestigationâ spoken by a snake have yet to elicit a single Trump comment. Todayâs âtoon should be called The Hand of Mueller.
Just remember folks, itâs ALL A WORK OF FICTION!! NO garden of Eden, NO Adam and Eve, NO serpent, NO appleâŚjust a collection of folk tales and stories told around the campfires by a bunch of Bronze Age goat herders and collected over Hundreds of years into the most heavily edited, abridged, changed, re-written and otherwise fiddled with âBook of Unchanging truthsâ EVER foisted on a bunch of illiterate peasants.
Whereas I do not believe in a literal translation or mistranslation of the bible I donât think anyone can argue against the good of the Ten Commandments.
If you were the omnipotent one what enjoyment would you have if there wasnât anyone to admire your divinity? It would be kinda boring donât you think? So, I believe we were created to please and amuse the Almighty and he created temptation and free will so He could see true admiration from His created ones â thatâs where the sacrifice fits in as a sign of love. You probably think that sucks for the sacrificial lambs and it does for a time on earth but they will be rewarded in the spiritual plane of heaven.
You have the free will to reject my beliefs but ponder me this: if the earth is billions of years old or even just 10 million years old, that means the earth has orbited the sun 10 million times and without orbital decay that should have plunged us into the Sun. If you ask me Iâd say thatâs part of the creation miracle. The other part is spiriting electrons around protons and neutrons in such a way to form DNA molecules in cells in a primordial ooze from which we derived. Oh, and this after a huge (Trump-like) explosion that to this day no one has explained to me who lit that fuse.
Lastly, (because I havenât convinced you yet) ponder this for practicality: if our leaders believe there is a Higher Power that they will have to answer to in the end, maybe theyâll try to be more moral in their stewardship. On second thought, theyâre politicians with free will â corruption of power is a likely as Captain Eddy telling a fanciful tale.
There are thousands,of creation myths in the world. millions believe in them word for word, others are aware that they are metaphors. They vary in substantial ways. To be entertained and enlightened, read some of them. For example, the Hopis say that mankind emerged from the third world to this, the fourth world, through a hole in the ground. I have seen this hole. Itâs just as inspiring as, say, a Christmas Crèche, or the Buddhaâs tree.
I got stuck at the fruit. If itâs fruit, whatâs it there for if not to eat, setting aside the metaphor of what the tree is and what the fruit is? âHereâs something enticing I made, but donât touch it.â You lost me there.
Do you really not see how your arguments are exactly like the arguments that Satan used in the garden? He maligned Godâs character by misquoting Him. âIs it true you canât eat of ANY of the fruit in the garden?â You misquote and accuse Him of withholding ALL knowledge. It was only the knowledge of good and evil that He chose as the one test of whether they would trust Him or not after He lovingly provided them with everything they needed. Their partaking of the fruit was exactly like a 3 year old who has hundreds of toys at home, but throws a monumental tantrum in the grocery store when mom refuses to buy them whatever trinket of a toy the childâs fixates on. He wants it just because he wants it. There wasnât anything magical or chemical about the fruit that would unlock some hidden part of their memory or understanding that God wanted to withhold from them. It was the realization of what they had done that was the âknowledge of good and evil.â âWe took all that love, care, and concern that He has shown us âŚ. and spat on it.â
The liberal anti-Jesus myth: We think we are more intelligent than the one who created life. We canât explain how this all came to be, but acknowledging our ignorance is humiliating, so we will discourage all those who do not share our egotism.
Thank you all for making sure Mr. Trump gets his second term. We bitter clinging deplorables really do despise you with a raw passion which you cannot imagine, you know.
âHe loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isnât straight.â Mark Twain writing on The Damned Human Race, as quoted by Hal Holbrook in âMark Twain Tonight.â
Well written, but there is still some wisdom in the story. It describes an important step in the evolution of man. And getting knowledge was not only good (to help survive), but had its downsides: the thinking, the musing, the speculation, the doubt. And the guilt. To mitigate the doubting, you need the religion, and to mitigate the guilt, you need some special story, which does not necessarily need to be logical, but complex, confusing and soothing.
Not much different that any other myth. the Norse had the gods licking a cow to come to being, Iâm sure somewhere people thought we were on four elephants standing on a giant turtle, maybe some goddess just spat out the universe in some cosmic birth! All in the end it comes down to faith.God, Allah, Buddah or in your case, nothing. SO in the end, please, try to be more accepting of the faiths around you. Maybe people will be willing to talk to you in person and hear then share an agument with your ideas. Also No, I have no true faith except in Nature and Life. But I do recognize a dark path and I would like to take it from you. Been there, done that, Got the battle scars already. Just offering you a second look at things. Harmony.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Actually just first spokesperson for the politician
in.amongst over 6 years ago
Oh come on â for an apple?!? She was just trying to keep the doctor away.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
More fake news. The serpent was obviously demonstrating his altrumpistic demeanor.
Enter.Name.Here over 6 years ago
I think you take it all wayyyyy to literally.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
Serpent Giuliani.
Lenavid over 6 years ago
So now the Leftist fervor at losing an election is invoking religious condemnation of the winner?Understandable, I suppose, since they have no substantial argument.
jessie d. over 6 years ago
andâŚdeceit over hanky panky, just might be a manâs undoing once again. Then again, the White House sure ainât no garden of Eden according to all reports, more like hellfire ever lasting. MAGA Make the Abyss Great Again.
pcolli over 6 years ago
Everybody blames the snake when she was only doing what she was told to do.
DanFlak over 6 years ago
We have politicians the play the âJesus Cardâ and yet they donât see it as talking the name of the Lord in vain. But their Bibles do not contain the quote, âRender unto Caesar, the things that are Caesarâs and render unto God the things that are Godâs.â which pretty much sums up JCâs stand on separation of church and state.
bennettjerry over 6 years ago
Enough with the politics. Get back to being funny.
Qiset over 6 years ago
Even thought this was really a TDS based comic, it has become a treatise on Christianity. I would add that for any and all itâs faults, Christianity turned millennia of dark ages after the fall on Rome into just a few hundred years.
GeorgeJohnson over 6 years ago
At least two years of investigations and STILL no charges against Trump for collusion. HOAX.
preacherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
Most of the comments above concerning Brother Danizierâs Christian myth comment are a reflection of the Christian problem. The Apostle Paul teaches a rather simplistic course of Christian understanding and then reaps a whirlwind of heresy. One church came away believing that since grace removes sin, they can sin, sin, sin and sin some more and get grace, grace, grace and more grace without making any changes to their lives. Another church, the Galatians, doesnât seem to have understood that they were meant to grow in their faith, but keep on in just âbelief in Jesusâ for salvation alone, when thatâs probably just what Paul taught them. Jesus clearly teaches that is disciples are to be work minded in their faith (why do you call me Lord, Lord, and not DO the things I say) and James the Elder in his epistle makes it clear that faith and works go hand in hand. Yes, there have been many misinterpretations of Jesusâ teachings, even by the most revered Paul . This gives us something to work on. Like our nation, USA, we are a work in progress.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 6 years ago
The words âcollusionâ, âhoaxâ, âwrap upâ and âinvestigationâ spoken by a snake have yet to elicit a single Trump comment. Todayâs âtoon should be called The Hand of Mueller.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
Just remember folks, itâs ALL A WORK OF FICTION!! NO garden of Eden, NO Adam and Eve, NO serpent, NO appleâŚjust a collection of folk tales and stories told around the campfires by a bunch of Bronze Age goat herders and collected over Hundreds of years into the most heavily edited, abridged, changed, re-written and otherwise fiddled with âBook of Unchanging truthsâ EVER foisted on a bunch of illiterate peasants.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Man proposed and God disposed.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
Letâs just hope the most recently example goes half as smoothly.
smgray over 6 years ago
Whereas I do not believe in a literal translation or mistranslation of the bible I donât think anyone can argue against the good of the Ten Commandments.
WaitingMan over 6 years ago
Collusion with apples is small change compared to the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on humanity. Of course, Iâm talking about god.
scottbruce over 6 years ago
If you were the omnipotent one what enjoyment would you have if there wasnât anyone to admire your divinity? It would be kinda boring donât you think? So, I believe we were created to please and amuse the Almighty and he created temptation and free will so He could see true admiration from His created ones â thatâs where the sacrifice fits in as a sign of love. You probably think that sucks for the sacrificial lambs and it does for a time on earth but they will be rewarded in the spiritual plane of heaven.
You have the free will to reject my beliefs but ponder me this: if the earth is billions of years old or even just 10 million years old, that means the earth has orbited the sun 10 million times and without orbital decay that should have plunged us into the Sun. If you ask me Iâd say thatâs part of the creation miracle. The other part is spiriting electrons around protons and neutrons in such a way to form DNA molecules in cells in a primordial ooze from which we derived. Oh, and this after a huge (Trump-like) explosion that to this day no one has explained to me who lit that fuse.
Lastly, (because I havenât convinced you yet) ponder this for practicality: if our leaders believe there is a Higher Power that they will have to answer to in the end, maybe theyâll try to be more moral in their stewardship. On second thought, theyâre politicians with free will â corruption of power is a likely as Captain Eddy telling a fanciful tale.
Prey over 6 years ago
I thought the purpose of religion is to CONTROL the masses using fear. Nice Idea!!
Radish... over 6 years ago
Trump read the lyrics to the 1968 song âThe Snakeâ by Al Wilson. âŚ
âYou well knew I was a snake before you took me in.â"
mike75035 over 6 years ago
The last two words heard in Paradise â âYes, Dear.â
magicwalnut over 6 years ago
There are thousands,of creation myths in the world. millions believe in them word for word, others are aware that they are metaphors. They vary in substantial ways. To be entertained and enlightened, read some of them. For example, the Hopis say that mankind emerged from the third world to this, the fourth world, through a hole in the ground. I have seen this hole. Itâs just as inspiring as, say, a Christmas Crèche, or the Buddhaâs tree.
drycurt over 6 years ago
I got stuck at the fruit. If itâs fruit, whatâs it there for if not to eat, setting aside the metaphor of what the tree is and what the fruit is? âHereâs something enticing I made, but donât touch it.â You lost me there.
reeder1 over 6 years ago
Do you really not see how your arguments are exactly like the arguments that Satan used in the garden? He maligned Godâs character by misquoting Him. âIs it true you canât eat of ANY of the fruit in the garden?â You misquote and accuse Him of withholding ALL knowledge. It was only the knowledge of good and evil that He chose as the one test of whether they would trust Him or not after He lovingly provided them with everything they needed. Their partaking of the fruit was exactly like a 3 year old who has hundreds of toys at home, but throws a monumental tantrum in the grocery store when mom refuses to buy them whatever trinket of a toy the childâs fixates on. He wants it just because he wants it. There wasnât anything magical or chemical about the fruit that would unlock some hidden part of their memory or understanding that God wanted to withhold from them. It was the realization of what they had done that was the âknowledge of good and evil.â âWe took all that love, care, and concern that He has shown us âŚ. and spat on it.â
khcm1157 over 6 years ago
It seems like youâre heading toward a joke about âFake Jewsâ, but this story-line needs to continue a bit.
pcolli over 6 years ago
We create gods as and when we think we need them. Just think how many gods there have been in human history that have been forgotten.
asmbeers over 6 years ago
The liberal anti-Jesus myth: We think we are more intelligent than the one who created life. We canât explain how this all came to be, but acknowledging our ignorance is humiliating, so we will discourage all those who do not share our egotism.
Athelstane over 6 years ago
Thank you all for making sure Mr. Trump gets his second term. We bitter clinging deplorables really do despise you with a raw passion which you cannot imagine, you know.
Bookworm over 6 years ago
âHe loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isnât straight.â Mark Twain writing on The Damned Human Race, as quoted by Hal Holbrook in âMark Twain Tonight.â
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago
When God made man She was only joking, but now the jokes on Her.
PaulPriems over 6 years ago
Now you have done it, Wiley! Religion and politics in the same cartoon! Well done. ROFLMHO
Spock over 6 years ago
Well written, but there is still some wisdom in the story. It describes an important step in the evolution of man. And getting knowledge was not only good (to help survive), but had its downsides: the thinking, the musing, the speculation, the doubt. And the guilt. To mitigate the doubting, you need the religion, and to mitigate the guilt, you need some special story, which does not necessarily need to be logical, but complex, confusing and soothing.
Call me Ishmael over 6 years ago
It works for millions â but so do countless other âfaiths â. Whaddayagonnado?
bakana over 6 years ago
WOW.
Talk about throwing Gasoline on a Fire.
Iâm afraid my monitor would start Smoking if I read some of the comments this generated.
rlaker22j over 6 years ago
Wiley you wiley devil
MichaelCorpier over 6 years ago
Not much different that any other myth. the Norse had the gods licking a cow to come to being, Iâm sure somewhere people thought we were on four elephants standing on a giant turtle, maybe some goddess just spat out the universe in some cosmic birth! All in the end it comes down to faith.God, Allah, Buddah or in your case, nothing. SO in the end, please, try to be more accepting of the faiths around you. Maybe people will be willing to talk to you in person and hear then share an agument with your ideas. Also No, I have no true faith except in Nature and Life. But I do recognize a dark path and I would like to take it from you. Been there, done that, Got the battle scars already. Just offering you a second look at things. Harmony.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I saw this last night right before turning the light out to go to sleep, I thought âThis is going to get a lot of comments.â I was right.