Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Now the neighbors regret sending you the invitation.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    I would like to know why the third five and the second one were boops, while the rest were beeps.

    Or maybe I’ll regret asking.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    I’m not familiar with that phrase. Seriously, it sounds like their saying they don’t want folks to come and are asking them to reply with something like “I’m sorry, but regretfully I will have to decline your invitation as I’ll be going to my daughter’s ballet recital that day.”

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    Randallw  over 6 years ago

    It’d help if they had given a date and time.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Because your permanent record follows you all the days of your life.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    The neighbours are directory assistance? No wonder they know so much about everyone.

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    B UTTONS  over 6 years ago

    With regrets, I regretfully plan to regretfully attend your regretful anniversary that you regretfully invited us to regretfully attend. I regretfully advise my regretful plus-one will be regretful Steph. Regretfully Pig

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Just as well Pig opted out – sounds like a big group therapy session!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They’ll be collecting all those regrets that everyone phones in, and reading them aloud at the party.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    What if you can’t go, but don’t regret it?

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    Bratwurst  over 6 years ago

    Stephan, the dialing tones are wrong! It must be : beep beep beep boop beep boop beep…

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Took me a second to get the joke. Caffeine is working slowly this a.m.

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    SFpagan  over 6 years ago

    so if you call with your regrets your number gets sold to telemarketer?

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    Breadboard  over 6 years ago

    Wonder if the Crocs got an invitation ? Zebra snacks anyone ?

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    With the hot teacher.

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    garcoa  over 6 years ago

    Regrets, I’ve had a few, But then again, too few to mention. Sing it, Frankie.

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    teribudner  over 6 years ago

    “They’re”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    I regret I opened and read the comments.

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    WilliamMedlock  over 6 years ago

    Thank you very much for using the word “invitation” and not using the word “invite” as a noun.

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    sizofrena_vjeverica  over 6 years ago

    Ffs, Steph! If the number starts with 555, then it should’ve been ‘beep-beep-beep’, not ‘beep-beep-boop’.

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    I’m pretty sure Pastis used this same joke in an earlier strip.

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    nbwddd  over 6 years ago

    A couple of women moved in next door and after we all got to be friends when they asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said I wanna watch and so they got me a Seiko. Go figure, nice watch though.

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    Neechan801  over 6 years ago

    Confusion and a bit of laughter ensure shortly after the call ends.

    Pig…you’re being a bit too literal atm…

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    del_grande Premium Member over 6 years ago

    555-1212? That’s still directory assistance, right? How many years ago was the 555 rule changed to “they have to start with 555-01 now” (which is why 555-0199 is a popular phone number in the movies and on TV)? I remember somebody on an “American Dad” DVD commentary saying they got into trouble for using a 555 number that didn’t start with 555-01.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I had to read it twice and then – Zing! Good one!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 6 years ago

    “I regret that I have only one vote to give for my country!”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I guess being terribly literal-minded is better than being totally witless, Pig, but sometimes in your case it’s hard to tell the difference….

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    57BelAir  over 6 years ago

    The point of the plot lines with Pig as the foil, is to show how dumb some people can be….like not understanding “Regrets Only”.

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