Consider this: If Vortex is seriously considering getting Crystal addicted to drugs? He is going to be facing the consequences of an awesome team of opponents. First will be Mr Bribery, second will be the MCU and last but not least, will be Moon Chick!
I can only assume they needed Bribery’s cooperation because he’s still technically Crystal’s legal guardian, and could make any attempt to establish paternity a legal slog. Otherwise, it makes no flippin’ sense.
Oh my Gawd! So Crystal really is Austin’s daughter. They are SO mishpucha, and now I’m SO verklempt… I need a minute… Here’s a topic: Paternity tests are neither paternal nor tests, discuss…
As one that has been adopted myself, finding the person to call “Pop”, is always very heartwarming. WTG Crystal and Lawerance. :) Thanks Team Tracy for make the day brighter.!
To borrow a phrase from Maury: “In the case of Crystal, Lafayette, you ARE the father!” Of course, with this current storyline, we have to be aware of any plot twists that will affect this discovery. With Polar Vortex, it’s VERY certain!
I for one am glad to see this loose end tied off. Now I am eager to see how this affects plans for the Vortex machine.
I will presume that team Tracy has enough clout to take Crystal out of the foster system (regardless of how well she is being treated) and give Lafayette parental custody.
I also wonder if Crystal will change her name from Bribery to Austin
Now she needs her bangs trimmed, I bet shes actually really cute under that shaggy mop. Bribery is the kind of jealous creep who’d call her ugly just to break her down. And yes Crystal Austin it absolutely “HAS” to be.
This all seems well and good, but are numerous unanswered practical questions. Is Austin actually prepared to assume a parental rôle? Does he have the means to take care of a daughter (enough money to provide for her needs, a place for her to stay, etc.)? The emotional moment is sweet, but it could soon become bittersweet.
All the more so with Piotr Volkov, a.k.a. Polar Vortex, and his moll, Devilia, nefariously plotting against Crystal specifically….
Neil Wick over 6 years ago
Good morning™, revealers!
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
https://youtu.be/J6zJ42u7Ahw
Magic Brain over 6 years ago
Yay!
DaJellyBelly over 6 years ago
Consider this: If Vortex is seriously considering getting Crystal addicted to drugs? He is going to be facing the consequences of an awesome team of opponents. First will be Mr Bribery, second will be the MCU and last but not least, will be Moon Chick!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
The smiles before the snow storm.
avenger09 over 6 years ago
A tender Jerry Springer moment!
HarryCK over 6 years ago
Good morning™, father and child re unionists !
She is for sure going to be okay now, just as soon as this drug business gets worked out.
AnyFace over 6 years ago
Four Panels. ✨
AnyFace over 6 years ago
Tracy very much on-model in Panel #1 ✨
blunebottle over 6 years ago
So, how- and why- would the DNA results go to the MCU “by accident”?
mysterysciencefreezer over 6 years ago
I can only assume they needed Bribery’s cooperation because he’s still technically Crystal’s legal guardian, and could make any attempt to establish paternity a legal slog. Otherwise, it makes no flippin’ sense.
artsyguy65 over 6 years ago
Oh my Gawd! So Crystal really is Austin’s daughter. They are SO mishpucha, and now I’m SO verklempt… I need a minute… Here’s a topic: Paternity tests are neither paternal nor tests, discuss…
michaelyaakov over 6 years ago
As one that has been adopted myself, finding the person to call “Pop”, is always very heartwarming. WTG Crystal and Lawerance. :) Thanks Team Tracy for make the day brighter.!
BigDaveGlass over 6 years ago
Nice to see a tender moment on here, even if it won’t last long
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago
D’awwww! :D
michaeljwolff over 6 years ago
Huzzah!
crobinson019 over 6 years ago
Well, I think Austin is a better last name than Bribery….
avenger09 over 6 years ago
I thought for sure Crystal would call Lafayette “Daddy-Dude!”
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
“Accident”… right…
tsull2121 over 6 years ago
YAWN wake me when this gets interesting
kantuck-nadie over 6 years ago
Yes!!!
tdc1969a over 6 years ago
To borrow a phrase from Maury: “In the case of Crystal, Lafayette, you ARE the father!” Of course, with this current storyline, we have to be aware of any plot twists that will affect this discovery. With Polar Vortex, it’s VERY certain!
micromos over 6 years ago
Pop, tell her to cut her hair.
h.v.greenman over 6 years ago
I for one am glad to see this loose end tied off. Now I am eager to see how this affects plans for the Vortex machine.
I will presume that team Tracy has enough clout to take Crystal out of the foster system (regardless of how well she is being treated) and give Lafayette parental custody.
I also wonder if Crystal will change her name from Bribery to Austin
buckman-j over 6 years ago
Wow, now the world can move on.
HarryCK over 6 years ago
It would sure be fine if we had these “4-lunger” strips on a more regular basis.
DaleMcNamee over 6 years ago
Can’t wait to see Honeymoon’s response and further stories involving her and Crystal !
Crystal deserved this happy ending and new beginning !
bluegirl285 over 6 years ago
Thank God! I was afraid they were going to go the cliched route and have them not turn out to be related and it would be back to the drawing board.
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed over 6 years ago
Awwwwwww how sweet!!!!!!
Rista over 6 years ago
Now she needs her bangs trimmed, I bet shes actually really cute under that shaggy mop. Bribery is the kind of jealous creep who’d call her ugly just to break her down. And yes Crystal Austin it absolutely “HAS” to be.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 6 years ago
I think this is one of those “accidents” that happened accidentally on purpose.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
This all seems well and good, but are numerous unanswered practical questions. Is Austin actually prepared to assume a parental rôle? Does he have the means to take care of a daughter (enough money to provide for her needs, a place for her to stay, etc.)? The emotional moment is sweet, but it could soon become bittersweet.
All the more so with Piotr Volkov, a.k.a. Polar Vortex, and his moll, Devilia, nefariously plotting against Crystal specifically….
TheDOCTOR over 6 years ago
Austin…You ARE the Father!
TheDOCTOR over 6 years ago
How did Maury get those?
clayface9 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Congratulations, Mr. Austin! It’s a girl!