Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2018

Remember to play the lottery when you go to buy the cheese.

THERE"S ALWAYS CATCH, EH PIG!

Another example of Pig’s obsession with cheese: http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Pig%27s_Cheese_Fetish

Wonderful! We can have a ham and cheese sandwich.

Knækbrød, Danablu, and Carlsberg.

With either plan, he’ll retire happy. But with Plan B, he’ll retire a lot sooner.

But eating cheese can be hard work!

I like cheese.

That’s fine, but what’ya do if you’re lactose intolerant like me?

Plan B. Let the government look after me. It’s their responsibility not mine.

I like Munster the most.

Retirement plan. Buy lotto tickets. Most people’s plan. Will being eating lots of govt cheese.

Yes Pig one must work at something to be a success……Do you have any whine/wine to go with that cheese ?

Pig’s back up plan makes more sense.

A whole lot of people work long hours every day of the week, and don’t make millions, or anything close to it.

The United States is not a meritocracy. We like to pretend it is, but it isn’t.

Plan B: Chill, and hope they tax the rich more.

2) Reuse more paper.

3) Put “erasers” on the shopping list.

Welp, he could open his own cheese shop (with no actual cheese in it)…

The plan is clearly incomplete. There should at least be crackers.

You missed the “?” step.

Long as it isn’t head cheese…

I love most cheeses.Had to make Limburger sandwiches for Dad,on Rye,with a slice of onion.Sorry,Dad.I won’t even try that ;(

It takes more than hard work to get a new business off the ground. You really need to have the necessary skills, a certain amount of business savvy, make connections with the right people, etc. As they say today, ‘work smarter, not harder’.

That was a gouda one!

LMAO!

Plan for lunch:

BLT – Bacon (cheese infused), Lettuce and Tomato – sandwich

Or you could save a high fraction of your income, invest the difference, and retire before age discrimination gets you.

Interesting that I should read this strip after having my morning coffee with a ciabatta roll and both cheddar and Gouda. Here’s to hoping for the best! (Suppose I should buy a lottery ticket now…)

The Millennial Man plans for success.

Cotswold is a Double Gloucester with chopped onions and chives blended into the cheese. It’s one of my all-time favorites!

Pig is practical. And that’s sad. And it’s sad that that’s sad….

Ah cheese. SUCH a reliable friend!

At least he’s honest.