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Vaguely reminiscent of when Dilbert created a list of what he had that someone else didnât. As Dogbert pointed out, âso far, you have remorse, envy, and the list itselfâ
âWhy does life keep interfering with life?â is brilliant.
âThe great thing, if one can, is to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as interruptions of oneâs âownâ, or ârealâ life. The truth is of course that what one calls the interruptions are precisely oneâs real life." â C. S. Lewis
One time while I was walking through the main office to the mail room, I found a few screws on the floor. Picking them up I observed that one could always use a few extra screws. A nearby secretary, a rather observant religious woman, looked at me with a beet red face and asked if I wasnât getting enough at home. She later told me, âEmbarrassing? Yes. But I couldnât resist that open line.â
Every do it yourself project requires at least three trips to Home Depot. One to get the wrong part, one to exchange the wrong part for the right part, and one to get the part you forgot the first time.
Am I the rare male who likes to shop? Everything from Saks to local thrift stores. I donât go nuts, I just enjoy shopping. There are times I will run in for one or two items and actually buy only those items! Being retired helps. Plenty of time.
Reminds me of the days of paper gift certificates. You get a $50 gift certificate for Home Depot. But you donât want anything from Home Depot, so you buy a three cent screw and get $49.97 in change. Then you go to the customer service desk and return the screw for three cents. Stores caught on to this and have started to issue gift debit cards instead.
Have you ever tried to find just the right screw at Home Deposit? They have about 30 or 40 feet of screws in bins about 6 feet high and they never have exactly the screws I want in the quantity I want. OTOH, if I go to my friendly (yes, they are) local hardware store, they have half as much shelf space and 5 times as many different screws. At a slightly highre price⊠if you could have found a box of #6 star-drive pan-head machine screws 5/8 inch long at HD in the first place.
Bottom line: Big box stores sell relatively few items and have a lot of each of them for sale whereas my local hardware store sells a lot of items and has only relatively few of each of them for sale.
I love Pig, the optimistic dreamer; but always colliding with the pessimistic realist Rat. I suppose Pig and Rat are in each of our minds and although I relate more to Pig, I always encounter Rat.(sigh). Let me go back under the blanket of happiness.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Life can SCREW you in so many different ways.
gocomics almost 6 years ago
Vaguely reminiscent of when Dilbert created a list of what he had that someone else didnât. As Dogbert pointed out, âso far, you have remorse, envy, and the list itselfâ
jvn almost 6 years ago
Screwed again.
DennisinSeattle almost 6 years ago
âDREAMâ of getting the right screw next time.
âHOPEâ it does the job.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
how complicating
Bilan almost 6 years ago
As they say, life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
jackhammer165 almost 6 years ago
That sort of day is a little too familiar!
MarioFan85 almost 6 years ago
Home Depot is from Timmy Failure Steve
Yontrop almost 6 years ago
Next time, write down what kind of screw you need instead of making lists that donât seem to help you.
When I make a âto-do listâ, I often forget to look at it. Putting âlook at to-do listâ on the list doesnât seem to help.
Ksandler4570 almost 6 years ago
The True Pearls fan knows this is a rerun.
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
Plan your work âŠ. Work your plan ⊠Croc Power !
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
Any which way, youâre screwed, Pig!
uniquename almost 6 years ago
Pig, you screwed up again, but thatâs what happens when you have a screw loose.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
âWhy does life keep interfering with life?â is brilliant.
âThe great thing, if one can, is to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as interruptions of oneâs âownâ, or ârealâ life. The truth is of course that what one calls the interruptions are precisely oneâs real life." â C. S. Lewis
vics_machine Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Life is life⊠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk
phoenix almost 6 years ago
Plumbing. Plumbing always takes six trips to the DIY store.
BiathlonNut almost 6 years ago
One time while I was walking through the main office to the mail room, I found a few screws on the floor. Picking them up I observed that one could always use a few extra screws. A nearby secretary, a rather observant religious woman, looked at me with a beet red face and asked if I wasnât getting enough at home. She later told me, âEmbarrassing? Yes. But I couldnât resist that open line.â
Tentoes almost 6 years ago
Thatâs how it goes!
Nuke Road Warrior almost 6 years ago
Every do it yourself project requires at least three trips to Home Depot. One to get the wrong part, one to exchange the wrong part for the right part, and one to get the part you forgot the first time.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Am I the rare male who likes to shop? Everything from Saks to local thrift stores. I donât go nuts, I just enjoy shopping. There are times I will run in for one or two items and actually buy only those items! Being retired helps. Plenty of time.
TheWildSow almost 6 years ago
Iâm suddenly getting a bunch of Home Depot ads!
COL Crash almost 6 years ago
So it isnât so easy that we donât have to work on it constantly.
Dis-play name almost 6 years ago
Measure twice, cut once, say âOh F**k!â three times and go back to the Home Depot.
Rotary12 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That was my life yesterday, but it was plumbing, not screws.
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
I have a screw loose.
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of the days of paper gift certificates. You get a $50 gift certificate for Home Depot. But you donât want anything from Home Depot, so you buy a three cent screw and get $49.97 in change. Then you go to the customer service desk and return the screw for three cents. Stores caught on to this and have started to issue gift debit cards instead.
Gent almost 6 years ago
Life, the screwdriver.
rgcviper almost 6 years ago
âWeâre all damaged in our own way. Nobodyâs perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy, every single one of us.â
â Johnny Depp
Cornelius Noodleman almost 6 years ago
I have done the exact same thing, gone to Home Depot, bought the wrong screw, and had to go back!
Concretionist almost 6 years ago
Have you ever tried to find just the right screw at Home Deposit? They have about 30 or 40 feet of screws in bins about 6 feet high and they never have exactly the screws I want in the quantity I want. OTOH, if I go to my friendly (yes, they are) local hardware store, they have half as much shelf space and 5 times as many different screws. At a slightly highre price⊠if you could have found a box of #6 star-drive pan-head machine screws 5/8 inch long at HD in the first place.
Bottom line: Big box stores sell relatively few items and have a lot of each of them for sale whereas my local hardware store sells a lot of items and has only relatively few of each of them for sale.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Pig seizes Life. Life seizes Pig. Pig is screwed, Rat chirps.
Thatâs Life in the PBS lane, folks!
lenrph almost 6 years ago
I love Pig, the optimistic dreamer; but always colliding with the pessimistic realist Rat. I suppose Pig and Rat are in each of our minds and although I relate more to Pig, I always encounter Rat.(sigh). Let me go back under the blanket of happiness.