The Fist Pump kids are even silhouetted in the lighted lunchroom. They truly move in mysterious ways. This is boring teen angst. Will someone guzzle a pitcher of root beer or juggle some apples?
Alt Script: ANOTHER MOMENT AT THE PRISON’S LUNCHTIME PHILOSOPHY CLUB 1- Nietzsche said ‘God is dead’ 2- The problem is that the solution cannot be ascertained through empirical evidence. (Yes it can! – No it can’t! Sit down! Shut up! Make me!) 3- PRISON SNITCH: (Hmmmm. I think the warden might be interested in the trouble this Nietzsche character is stirring up. Might be worth some extra commissary bucks…)
(1) Maybe Molly’s kid brother or sister was also part of the skating exhibition, so the absence was in fact due to “family matters”?
(2) Either way, so what. The outfielders got some extra practice in the scrimmage, since no one from the infield showed up.
(3) The highlight of the season will be when Molly Hatcher slides gracefully all the way from third base to home plate, and then she flattens the catcher with a double axel.
Ya got trouble, right here in Milford city, a girl they hate and that rhymes with skate, and that stands for: about three months of trying to figure out the story line
Mr. Peterson almost 6 years ago
May I see no light
May I see no day
If I ever leave while you want me to stay
dutchpuppy almost 6 years ago
Why did you rhyme your comment here? Is it connected? No, I fear.
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
“You said you had family stuff, and you were really figure skating! You filthy liar! How could you betray me like that?”
bitsy twill almost 6 years ago
Is she playing second base in skates?
TheBrownStarfish almost 6 years ago
P1, Dallas?
P2, I never cared.
P3, From the bars on the windows I’d say Molly ratted the rest of you out. Soon she’ll lie with the fishes.
Bucky almost 6 years ago
P3 If it was synchronized pole dancing I could believe it.
Mr Reality almost 6 years ago
In all reality , P 2 ,Wow when this gets around school Molly is sure to be elected Prom Queen .
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 6 years ago
Can’t wait to see what Jocelynn Brown’s and Nancy Kaffer’s lying lies are! Rhythmic gymnastics, working at a soup kitchen? Jerks!
Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Why would there be a huge cover-up of synchronized skating? And why this so shocking?
bearwku82 almost 6 years ago
The Fist Pump kids are even silhouetted in the lighted lunchroom. They truly move in mysterious ways. This is boring teen angst. Will someone guzzle a pitcher of root beer or juggle some apples?
James St. John Smythe almost 6 years ago
These kids are about as surprised as I am that there’s more sports in winter than basketball.
Mopman almost 6 years ago
Synchronized figure skating is something I’d put into MUT to change the original dialog to something unbelievable. They’ve put me out of business.
admwrlk Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Does figure skating require shaving?
Another Take almost 6 years ago
Alt Script: ANOTHER MOMENT AT THE PRISON’S LUNCHTIME PHILOSOPHY CLUB 1- Nietzsche said ‘God is dead’ 2- The problem is that the solution cannot be ascertained through empirical evidence. (Yes it can! – No it can’t! Sit down! Shut up! Make me!) 3- PRISON SNITCH: (Hmmmm. I think the warden might be interested in the trouble this Nietzsche character is stirring up. Might be worth some extra commissary bucks…)
wmac8898 almost 6 years ago
…and that’s why you don’t schedule a scrimmage. Lesson learned. Great spring story line. Now let’s get an early start at MCC.
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
Snnnnnnorrrrre…..So far, about as exciting as the last 10 stories….
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
The tone and level of interest these kids are showing are as great if not greater than if they had discovered she works as a stripper.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
(1) Maybe Molly’s kid brother or sister was also part of the skating exhibition, so the absence was in fact due to “family matters”?
(2) Either way, so what. The outfielders got some extra practice in the scrimmage, since no one from the infield showed up.
(3) The highlight of the season will be when Molly Hatcher slides gracefully all the way from third base to home plate, and then she flattens the catcher with a double axel.
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
P 2.5: “not only that….but I never GAF’d about it either…”
bhricik almost 6 years ago
Who gives a crap!
twainreader almost 6 years ago
Ya got trouble, right here in Milford city, a girl they hate and that rhymes with skate, and that stands for: about three months of trying to figure out the story line
twainreader almost 6 years ago
Proposed theme song for Molly: “If you don’t know me by now”