Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    Isnā€™t there a rule about principal-student confidentiality?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 6 years ago

    Back when ā€œfingeringā€ someone had a less inappropriate meaning.

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    And thatā€™s just Volume 1!

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    ā€œObjection, your Honor! Previous ā€˜bad actsā€™ should be inadmissible in this case!ā€

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    LeeCox  almost 6 years ago

    You are so doomed, Calvin!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Calvin in panel 3 doing his best Edward G. Robinson.

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    retrocool  almost 6 years ago

    this is one of my favorite series in this classic cartoon

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    Watcher  almost 6 years ago

    Susie squealed to save herself even though she is part of the problem. There will be no pardon for you Calvin. Grit you teeth, take the punishment and know that this too will pass.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 6 years ago

    Yes, Calvin, Susie is ratting you out. Sheā€™s singing like a canary. You should have known you couldnā€™t trust her.

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    Well done, Susie! Why should you carry that little rotterā€™s burden?

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    Baarorso  almost 6 years ago

    The principal knew! I called it! Susie isnā€™t in trouble! ;-D

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    KennethPrice2  almost 6 years ago

    Susieā€™s delicate heinnie is saved by Calvinā€™s prior offences.

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    codycab  almost 6 years ago

    Cue the Law and Order theme song!

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    MarioFan85  almost 6 years ago

    Hat is a huge file

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    orinoco womble  almost 6 years ago

    Like Peterā€™s Famous Smoked Fish, Calvinā€™s reputation precedes him!

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Whereā€™s Spaceman Spiff when you need him?!

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    Of course, sheā€™s going to tell on you, Calvin! Why wouldnā€™t she?

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    That file must be the size of a book by now!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 6 years ago

    Revenge shall be mineā€¦REVENGE I SAY!

    ā€¦ sorry, got carried away there.

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    Barry1941  almost 6 years ago

    That is quite a large file. Calvin must have his own file cabinet.

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    I bet Calvinā€™s file actually fills a whole cabinet.

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    dvandigg01  almost 6 years ago

    Iā€™m thinking the Susie Derkins file is far thinner than Calvinā€™sā€¦

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    ā€œWatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do When they come for you?ā€

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    jrankin1959  almost 6 years ago

    Like youā€™ve never been in trouble before, Calvin?

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    WoodstockJack  almost 6 years ago

    Principal or warden?

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    Calvinist1966  almost 6 years ago

    When the ā€œMiss Wormwood blaming Susieā€ aspect of this story arc began on Friday, I noted that Miss Wormwood knows Susie sometimes provokes Calvin and wrongly assumed that she was doing so this time. The Principal is far less familiar with Susie than he is with Calvin so Calvin doesnā€™t have that advantage here.

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    Hey there!  almost 6 years ago

    Uh oh itā€™s all downhill from here Calvin

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    Rasslebear  almost 6 years ago

    Every class has a Calvin.

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    nosirrom  almost 6 years ago

    That file would make J Edgar Hoover envious.

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    Calvin has a big vocabulary, all right, probably from TV crime shows. ā€œDragnetā€ was too long ago, but maybe Hill Street Blues?

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    johndifool  almost 6 years ago

    Betcha the Noodle Incident is in there somewhere, detailed in all its lurid gloryā€¦

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    dragonbite  almost 6 years ago

    Thatā€™s for just one grade / school year. The file cabinetā€™s going to be pretty full by the time he leaves the school.

    They may have to build a whole new wing just for his record(s)!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 6 years ago

    Like a canary, Mr. Spade.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    WOW! Calvinā€™s file is thicker than Klingerā€™sā€¦

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJOhsAH9MY

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    bluram  almost 6 years ago

    Justice will prevail. The innocents shall be set free.

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    jrankin1959  almost 6 years ago

    ā€œHe pulled out a file as thick as the London telephone directory and dropped it on his desk. It landed with a thud. ā€˜In 1955, who drove a flock of sheep through the graduation ceremonies?ā€™ " ( Animal House, novelized version)

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    I think Calvin might be singing this songā€¦ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYdtljigLs

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    BiggerNate91  almost 6 years ago

    Let me just say tomorrowā€™s strip has an epic Susie face.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 6 years ago

    The Omerta Code didnā€™t go far in elementary school. And, technically, Miss Derkins IS guilty. She WAS talking in class and was writing notes. Two wrongsā€¦

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    mountainclimber  almost 6 years ago

    Deus ex machina.

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    johnec  almost 6 years ago

    OOOh, boy! When Hobbes finds out!!!

    Snitches get smooches!

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    kab2rb  almost 6 years ago

    Calvinā€™s reputation stays.

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oops, looks like the principal is dropping one of Calvinā€™s ā€œnotesā€ from his ā€œMomā€.

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    swanridge  almost 6 years ago

    At least he considers Calvin a friend.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The dame talked. They always do. Time for Tracer Bullet to go on the lam.

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    Bookworm  almost 6 years ago

    Okay, we all know Iā€™m old. So is it just me, or does the principal have an uncanny resemblance to J. Edgar Hoover?

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    rwstyles1234  almost 6 years ago

    Time to split that puppy. Probably needs his own box.

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 6 years ago

    Do they ever mention Calvinā€™s kindergarten year in the strip?

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    jvn  almost 6 years ago

    This is file number 12ā€¦

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    silentsky  almost 6 years ago

    Panel 3, story arc turning point.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Donā€™t worry Susie, a grade school rap sheet catches up with you faster than Motorola.

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    richhill48  almost 6 years ago

    The dreaded permanent record

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    yangeldf  almost 6 years ago

    still not as big as Bartā€™s, but then the oldest Simpson kid has an extra 4 years on him

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    Masterskrain  almost 6 years ago

    Mr. Spittle has dealt with Calvin before, obviouslyā€¦

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    !!IceFire!!  almost 6 years ago

    On the bright sideā€¦. if he gets called to the Principalā€™s office now, he might not have to hand in his amazing ā€œinsect collectionā€.

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    SweetSinger  almost 6 years ago

    Quick, Calvin! Nowā€™s the time to grab Susieā€™s insect collection and forge your name on it!

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    nerdhoof  almost 6 years ago

    The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found you!

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    lordhoff  almost 6 years ago
    regardless, she still passed notes and talked. Should have ignored him so, still guilty.
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    bookworm0812  almost 6 years ago

    And there it is!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Um, Didnā€™t this all develop from Calvin not having his homework doneā€¦i.e., the bug project? Wasnā€™t he trying to mooch her bugs? How does it follow that Susie is in the principalā€™s office and he has had no consequences at all?

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    rowena28 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Someday Susie will be fingering Calvin, & she will get her revenge by not using lube.

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