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Susie squealed to save herself even though she is part of the problem. There will be no pardon for you Calvin. Grit you teeth, take the punishment and know that this too will pass.
When the āMiss Wormwood blaming Susieā aspect of this story arc began on Friday, I noted that Miss Wormwood knows Susie sometimes provokes Calvin and wrongly assumed that she was doing so this time. The Principal is far less familiar with Susie than he is with Calvin so Calvin doesnāt have that advantage here.
āHe pulled out a file as thick as the London telephone directory and dropped it on his desk. It landed with a thud. āIn 1955, who drove a flock of sheep through the graduation ceremonies?ā " ( Animal House, novelized version)
The Omerta Code didnāt go far in elementary school. And, technically, Miss Derkins IS guilty. She WAS talking in class and was writing notes. Two wrongsā¦
Um, Didnāt this all develop from Calvin not having his homework doneā¦i.e., the bug project? Wasnāt he trying to mooch her bugs? How does it follow that Susie is in the principalās office and he has had no consequences at all?
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Isnāt there a rule about principal-student confidentiality?
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 6 years ago
Back when āfingeringā someone had a less inappropriate meaning.
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
And thatās just Volume 1!
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
āObjection, your Honor! Previous ābad actsā should be inadmissible in this case!ā
LeeCox almost 6 years ago
You are so doomed, Calvin!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Calvin in panel 3 doing his best Edward G. Robinson.
retrocool almost 6 years ago
this is one of my favorite series in this classic cartoon
Watcher almost 6 years ago
Susie squealed to save herself even though she is part of the problem. There will be no pardon for you Calvin. Grit you teeth, take the punishment and know that this too will pass.
Robin Harwood almost 6 years ago
Yes, Calvin, Susie is ratting you out. Sheās singing like a canary. You should have known you couldnāt trust her.
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
Well done, Susie! Why should you carry that little rotterās burden?
Baarorso almost 6 years ago
The principal knew! I called it! Susie isnāt in trouble! ;-D
KennethPrice2 almost 6 years ago
Susieās delicate heinnie is saved by Calvinās prior offences.
codycab almost 6 years ago
Cue the Law and Order theme song!
MarioFan85 almost 6 years ago
Hat is a huge file
orinoco womble almost 6 years ago
Like Peterās Famous Smoked Fish, Calvinās reputation precedes him!
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
Whereās Spaceman Spiff when you need him?!
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
Of course, sheās going to tell on you, Calvin! Why wouldnāt she?
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
That file must be the size of a book by now!
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 6 years ago
Revenge shall be mineā¦REVENGE I SAY!
ā¦ sorry, got carried away there.
Barry1941 almost 6 years ago
That is quite a large file. Calvin must have his own file cabinet.
cubswin2016 almost 6 years ago
I bet Calvinās file actually fills a whole cabinet.
dvandigg01 almost 6 years ago
Iām thinking the Susie Derkins file is far thinner than Calvināsā¦
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
āWatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do When they come for you?ā
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
Like youāve never been in trouble before, Calvin?
WoodstockJack almost 6 years ago
Principal or warden?
Calvinist1966 almost 6 years ago
When the āMiss Wormwood blaming Susieā aspect of this story arc began on Friday, I noted that Miss Wormwood knows Susie sometimes provokes Calvin and wrongly assumed that she was doing so this time. The Principal is far less familiar with Susie than he is with Calvin so Calvin doesnāt have that advantage here.
Hey there! almost 6 years ago
Uh oh itās all downhill from here Calvin
Rasslebear almost 6 years ago
Every class has a Calvin.
nosirrom almost 6 years ago
That file would make J Edgar Hoover envious.
Ray*C almost 6 years ago
Calvin has a big vocabulary, all right, probably from TV crime shows. āDragnetā was too long ago, but maybe Hill Street Blues?
johndifool almost 6 years ago
Betcha the Noodle Incident is in there somewhere, detailed in all its lurid gloryā¦
dragonbite almost 6 years ago
Thatās for just one grade / school year. The file cabinetās going to be pretty full by the time he leaves the school.
They may have to build a whole new wing just for his record(s)!
coffeeturtle almost 6 years ago
Like a canary, Mr. Spade.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
WOW! Calvinās file is thicker than Klingerāsā¦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJOhsAH9MY
bluram almost 6 years ago
Justice will prevail. The innocents shall be set free.
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
āHe pulled out a file as thick as the London telephone directory and dropped it on his desk. It landed with a thud. āIn 1955, who drove a flock of sheep through the graduation ceremonies?ā " ( Animal House, novelized version)
Display almost 6 years ago
I think Calvin might be singing this songā¦ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYdtljigLs
BiggerNate91 almost 6 years ago
Let me just say tomorrowās strip has an epic Susie face.
JohnFarson19 almost 6 years ago
The Omerta Code didnāt go far in elementary school. And, technically, Miss Derkins IS guilty. She WAS talking in class and was writing notes. Two wrongsā¦
mountainclimber almost 6 years ago
Deus ex machina.
johnec almost 6 years ago
OOOh, boy! When Hobbes finds out!!!
Snitches get smooches!
kab2rb almost 6 years ago
Calvinās reputation stays.
cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Oops, looks like the principal is dropping one of Calvinās ānotesā from his āMomā.
swanridge almost 6 years ago
At least he considers Calvin a friend.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The dame talked. They always do. Time for Tracer Bullet to go on the lam.
Bookworm almost 6 years ago
Okay, we all know Iām old. So is it just me, or does the principal have an uncanny resemblance to J. Edgar Hoover?
rwstyles1234 almost 6 years ago
Time to split that puppy. Probably needs his own box.
Chad Cheetah almost 6 years ago
Do they ever mention Calvinās kindergarten year in the strip?
jvn almost 6 years ago
This is file number 12ā¦
silentsky almost 6 years ago
Panel 3, story arc turning point.
Ka`ÅnÅhi`ula`okahÅkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Donāt worry Susie, a grade school rap sheet catches up with you faster than Motorola.
richhill48 almost 6 years ago
The dreaded permanent record
yangeldf almost 6 years ago
still not as big as Bartās, but then the oldest Simpson kid has an extra 4 years on him
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
Mr. Spittle has dealt with Calvin before, obviouslyā¦
!!IceFire!! almost 6 years ago
On the bright sideā¦. if he gets called to the Principalās office now, he might not have to hand in his amazing āinsect collectionā.
SweetSinger almost 6 years ago
Quick, Calvin! Nowās the time to grab Susieās insect collection and forge your name on it!
nerdhoof almost 6 years ago
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found you!
lordhoff almost 6 years ago
bookworm0812 almost 6 years ago
And there it is!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Um, Didnāt this all develop from Calvin not having his homework doneā¦i.e., the bug project? Wasnāt he trying to mooch her bugs? How does it follow that Susie is in the principalās office and he has had no consequences at all?
rowena28 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Someday Susie will be fingering Calvin, & she will get her revenge by not using lube.