Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Isn’t there a rule about principal-student confidentiality?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 5 years ago

    Back when “fingering” someone had a less inappropriate meaning.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    And that’s just Volume 1!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    “Objection, your Honor! Previous ‘bad acts’ should be inadmissible in this case!”

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    You are so doomed, Calvin!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Calvin in panel 3 doing his best Edward G. Robinson.

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    retrocool  over 5 years ago

    this is one of my favorite series in this classic cartoon

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Susie squealed to save herself even though she is part of the problem. There will be no pardon for you Calvin. Grit you teeth, take the punishment and know that this too will pass.

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    Robin Harwood  over 5 years ago

    Yes, Calvin, Susie is ratting you out. She’s singing like a canary. You should have known you couldn’t trust her.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    Well done, Susie! Why should you carry that little rotter’s burden?

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    Baarorso  over 5 years ago

    The principal knew! I called it! Susie isn’t in trouble! ;-D

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    KennethPrice2  over 5 years ago

    Susie’s delicate heinnie is saved by Calvin’s prior offences.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Cue the Law and Order theme song!

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Hat is a huge file

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    Like Peter’s Famous Smoked Fish, Calvin’s reputation precedes him!

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Where’s Spaceman Spiff when you need him?!

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Of course, she’s going to tell on you, Calvin! Why wouldn’t she?

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    That file must be the size of a book by now!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    Revenge shall be mine…REVENGE I SAY!

    … sorry, got carried away there.

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    Barry1941  over 5 years ago

    That is quite a large file. Calvin must have his own file cabinet.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    I bet Calvin’s file actually fills a whole cabinet.

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    dvandigg01  over 5 years ago

    I’m thinking the Susie Derkins file is far thinner than Calvin’s…

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    Dobby53 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do When they come for you?”

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    Like you’ve never been in trouble before, Calvin?

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    Principal or warden?

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    Calvinist1966  over 5 years ago

    When the “Miss Wormwood blaming Susie” aspect of this story arc began on Friday, I noted that Miss Wormwood knows Susie sometimes provokes Calvin and wrongly assumed that she was doing so this time. The Principal is far less familiar with Susie than he is with Calvin so Calvin doesn’t have that advantage here.

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    Hey there!  over 5 years ago

    Uh oh it’s all downhill from here Calvin

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    Rasslebear  over 5 years ago

    Every class has a Calvin.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    That file would make J Edgar Hoover envious.

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    Calvin has a big vocabulary, all right, probably from TV crime shows. “Dragnet” was too long ago, but maybe Hill Street Blues?

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    Betcha the Noodle Incident is in there somewhere, detailed in all its lurid glory…

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    dragonbite  over 5 years ago

    That’s for just one grade / school year. The file cabinet’s going to be pretty full by the time he leaves the school.

    They may have to build a whole new wing just for his record(s)!

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    Like a canary, Mr. Spade.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    WOW! Calvin’s file is thicker than Klinger’s…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJOhsAH9MY

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    bluram  over 5 years ago

    Justice will prevail. The innocents shall be set free.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    “He pulled out a file as thick as the London telephone directory and dropped it on his desk. It landed with a thud. ‘In 1955, who drove a flock of sheep through the graduation ceremonies?’ " ( Animal House, novelized version)

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    I think Calvin might be singing this song… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYdtljigLs

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    Let me just say tomorrow’s strip has an epic Susie face.

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    The Omerta Code didn’t go far in elementary school. And, technically, Miss Derkins IS guilty. She WAS talking in class and was writing notes. Two wrongs…

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    mountainclimber  over 5 years ago

    Deus ex machina.

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    johnec  over 5 years ago

    OOOh, boy! When Hobbes finds out!!!

    Snitches get smooches!

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    kab2rb  over 5 years ago

    Calvin’s reputation stays.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oops, looks like the principal is dropping one of Calvin’s “notes” from his “Mom”.

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    At least he considers Calvin a friend.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The dame talked. They always do. Time for Tracer Bullet to go on the lam.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    Okay, we all know I’m old. So is it just me, or does the principal have an uncanny resemblance to J. Edgar Hoover?

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    rwstyles1234  over 5 years ago

    Time to split that puppy. Probably needs his own box.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    Do they ever mention Calvin’s kindergarten year in the strip?

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    jvn  over 5 years ago

    This is file number 12…

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    silentsky  over 5 years ago

    Panel 3, story arc turning point.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry Susie, a grade school rap sheet catches up with you faster than Motorola.

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    richhill48  over 5 years ago

    The dreaded permanent record

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    yangeldf  over 5 years ago

    still not as big as Bart’s, but then the oldest Simpson kid has an extra 4 years on him

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    Mr. Spittle has dealt with Calvin before, obviously…

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    !!IceFire!!  over 5 years ago

    On the bright side…. if he gets called to the Principal’s office now, he might not have to hand in his amazing “insect collection”.

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    SweetSinger  over 5 years ago

    Quick, Calvin! Now’s the time to grab Susie’s insect collection and forge your name on it!

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    nerdhoof  over 5 years ago

    The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found you!

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    lordhoff  over 5 years ago
    regardless, she still passed notes and talked. Should have ignored him so, still guilty.
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    bookworm0812  over 5 years ago

    And there it is!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Um, Didn’t this all develop from Calvin not having his homework done…i.e., the bug project? Wasn’t he trying to mooch her bugs? How does it follow that Susie is in the principal’s office and he has had no consequences at all?

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    rowena28 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Someday Susie will be fingering Calvin, & she will get her revenge by not using lube.

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